Cele|bitchy

Official Kardashian Barbie dolls are coming, and they’ll have their measurements
Did Demi Moore and Brandi Glanville have a torrid, island affair in March 2009?
Casey Anthony’s video diary: she adopted a dog and is happy to own a computer
Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz walk their first red carpet together: sexy or meh?
LeAnn Rimes flaunts her healthier bikini body in Hawaii: she looks better, right?
Duchess Kate finally announces her charity patronages – there are five
Angelina Jolie “walked out” on Brad after he talked about Jennifer Aniston’s womb
Cindy Crawford has a face full of Botox & fillers, experts say
Rooney Mara in beigey Rodarte in Spain: please, get this girl a new stylist?
Peaches Geldof, 22, is knocked up by her fey fiancé Thomas Cohen

Official Kardashian Barbie dolls are coming, and they’ll have their measurements

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 09:07 AM PST

US Weekly is reporting that the oldest three Kardashian daughters, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, are going to become actual Mattel figures and “friends” of Barbie. Of all the women they could have picked to befriend Barbie, what do the Kardashians have to offer? What are they going to do with Barbie, shop? Kim suggested as much.

Barbie, the ultimate career gal who loves to dress up, is teaming up with three new likeminded friends: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian!

A source tells the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday, that the reality stars will be immortalized as Barbie’s pals in an upcoming limited-edition doll line. “The dolls will reflect the girls’ measurements and may even comes in Kardashian-designed outfits,” says a source.

Kim, 31, appears to already have struck up a friendship with the world’s most famous doll. “Merry Christmas Barbs!” she tweeted on Christmas. “I’m sure we’ll be seeing lots of each other [in 2012]. Shopping soon!”

[From US Weekly]

Would you let your little girls play with Kardashian Barbies? Maybe if they had no clue who the Kardashians were and weren’t old enough to ask about them. In a way it’s a good idea to give Barbie some friends that have larger, arguably healthier features, even if they’re just as plastic and fake as the dolls themselves. You know they’re going to give Kim’s doll a big ass.

A lot of people on US’ site are decrying the use of the Kardashians as Mattel dolls and say that more worthy women should have been chosen. I googled “Celebrity Barbies” to see who they’ve featured in the past, and there’s an actual LeAnn Rimes Barbie that’s still available for sale for $19.95 on Amazon. She’s just about on par with the Kardashians, except that she can sing along with famewhore. Other celebrity Barbies include Hilary Duff, Diana Ross, Shakira, Cher, Clark Gable, Elizabeth Taylor and Beyonce. (Here’s a good slideshow of celebrity Barbies.) So while some of the celebrity Barbies are classic Hollywood legends, others aren’t as worthy.

In related Kardashian news, In Touch is reporting this week that Kim personally set up her friend Carla DiBello with a then very married Kobe Bryant. We previously heard that Bryant’s affair with DiBello was more recent and may have been the straw that prompted his wife to finally file for divorce. According to In Touch, [via Jezebel] “Carla was at Kim’s wedding, dripping with diamonds and bragging, ‘My boyfriend Kobe Bryant bought [the gems] for me.‘” What’s more offensive, the length of Kim’s marriage or the fact that she set up her bestie with a married man?

Kim and Khloe are shown at a Phoenix Suns Dallas Mavericks game in Texas on 1-4-12. Look at how bored Kim is when the camera isn’t on her. They’re also shown with Kourtney on 12-15-11. Credit: WENN.com

Did Demi Moore and Brandi Glanville have a torrid, island affair in March 2009?

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 08:15 AM PST

This has to be one of the most random stories, and one of the most random denials, in the entire history of celebrity gossip. Where to even start with this one? OK, you know how there are lots of rumors about Demi Moore "secretly" being into ladies? Something about Demi and Ashton being swingers, and they were always having threesomes with ladies and Demi might even prefer the company of ladies? I've always half-believed, half-didn't care. It might be true, and if it is, more power to Demi. I hope she's getting laid, you know? Anyway, The National Enquirer has a story this week in which they claim that Demi had a torrid affair… with Brandi Glanville. Random, right?

She filed for divorce from her husband of six years in November after claims he had cheated on her. But now it has been claimed that Demi Moore was herself unfaithful and it has been alleged she had a lesbian tryst with reality TV star Brandi Glanville.

It has been claimed the fling occurred in March 2009 at the Turks & Caicos island estate of Demi's ex Bruce Willis, according to National Enquirer. The tabloid claims that the Real Housewives star bragged about the liaison to friends including Emma Heming, who was celebrating her marriage to Willis at the time of the alleged hook-up.

A source told the Enquirer: 'After she got back home from the wedding, Brandi confessed to me, "I hooked up with Demi Moore." Brandi was quite proud of what happened. She was bragging as she recounted every sordid detail. Brandi said they stopped what they were doing because Ashton interrupted them,' the paper reported.

At the time of the claimed liaison Brandi was married to ex-husband Eddie Cibrian who was said to be in the next room at the time. Eddie Cibrian left the reality star for country singer LeAnn Rimes, whom he subsequently married.

Demi filed for divorce from Ashton in November and hinting at Kutcher’s infidelity, Demi said: ‘As a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life’.

However shortly after news of their split emerged there were reports that their marriage broke down, in part, because Demi was attracted to women. Comedienne Chelsea Handler seemed to echo the sentiments, speaking to Piers Morgan on CNN.

While she admitted she didn’t know them well personally, she said: ‘I think it’s pretty obvious that they’ve probably had a lot of open marriage type situations. I think they probably had a lot of good times with some other women… Clearly they had a lot of threesomes, that led to twosomes without Demi and that leads to a divorce. I absolutely feel for her.’

[From The Mail]

March 2009 would have been around the time that Us Weekly was getting ready to expose LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian's affair – Us Weekly published those photos in April of 2009. I'm not saying there's anything to it, I'm just clarifying the timeline.

In any case, Brandi denied the Enquirer's story. She tweeted, "An untrue story is circulating that I had an affair with Demi Moore. While I have met her briefly and she is a beautiful woman, it’s 100 percent untrue.” I know Brandi has a lot of supporters here, but I kind of wonder if Brandi wasn't the source of this rumor. Or did someone at The Enquirer just pull names out of a hat? Either/or.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Casey Anthony’s video diary: she adopted a dog and is happy to own a computer

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 07:35 AM PST

Gossip Cop e-mailed us this story, and my mouth is still hanging open. Tot Mom Casey Anthony, 25, is currently on probation in an undisclosed location in Florida for a check fraud case that’s not related to the murder of her two year-old daughter, Caylee. Casey was of course acquitted of all charges during that highly publicized six week trial, and was only convicted of four misdemeanor counts of providing false information to police, for which she got out with time served. Casey was thought to be in hiding for good reason, and there was a random sighting of her in Ohio before she was ordered to report to Florida for probation on that other case. Well now Casey wants us all to know how she’s doing, since we’re so concerned about her welfare, and has posted a video diary saying that she’s adopted a dog and bought a computer, of which she’s very proud. The video was recorded in October and just posted recently. Casey is sporting a blonde bob and glasses, and Gossip Cop reports that NBC has confirmed that it’s really her. Here’s more on the video, from TMZ:

Casey Anthony has taped a video diary entry that has surfaced on the Internet … and in the clip, she says she’s become a mother … to a brand new dog.

The 4.5 minute video is bizarre … with Casey sporting a short haircut and glasses … and rambling about various topics, including how happy she is to be out of jail.

In the clip — which Anthony says was taped on October 13, 2011 — she says, “I’m extremely excited … that I’ll be able to Skype and obviously keep a video log … and that I have something that I can finally call mine.”

She adds, "It's been a long time since I've been able to call something mine."

Anthony was released on July 17 after she was found not guilty of murdering her daughter Caylee. However she is on probation in Florida for check fraud.

In the clip, Anthony — who does not disclose her location — says, “I’ll be here for many many months … even if i get off probation early.”

Anthony continues, "Now I … in some ways … have someone to talk to even when I am by myself so I am not bothering the poor dog … who I have adopted and I love.”

It’s unclear why the video is finally surfacing now. Attempts to reach a rep for Anthony have been unsuccessful.

[From TMZ]

So did Casey just put out this video for her friends and did it somehow get released to the public now? I guess I’m not surprised to learn that she’s a self-pitying narcissistic person who has no clue or appreciation for how lucky she is to be out of prison. All she does is whine and appeal to people for their sympathy in this video. I feel sorry for her dog. She shouldn’t even be allowed to have plants. That’s about all I have to say. This video is f’ing ridiculous and this woman should be ashamed to show her face, much less put out a video blog.

Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz walk their first red carpet together: sexy or meh?

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 06:46 AM PST

Last night, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz walked their first red carpet together – as a married couple or otherwise. I just talked about this yesterday – I was surprised that Daniel and Rachel hadn't done any red carpets together for any of the premieres of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, and magically, hours later, Danny & Rach followed through. I don't want to say it's because of my musings, but it totally is. Anyway, Daniel and Rachel did their big red carpet debut in Madrid, for the GWTDT's Spanish premiere.

Rachel is wearing Alexander McQueen. I'm not completely in love with the dress, but it's nice enough and Rachel looks pretty. Shortly after she and Daniel got married, she was in NYC, promoting a film, and she looked AMAZING. Like, she looked like she was coming off of an insane sex bender. Her skin was glowing, her body looked fantastic, and she just looked so happy. She looks happy here… but maybe a little tired? Maybe Daniel just wants to bone her, like, constantly. Maybe that's why he's so smiley and happy! He's all, "Check out my wife. I've already boned her three times today!" That being said, I no longer think Rachel is already pregnant. Look at that tiny waist! Not yet. But she might be soon.

Last summer, I wrote about a story in which an eyewitness described Daniel and Rachel as "hotter than Brangelina." Which is still a question in my mind – now that Daniel and Rachel have done their first red carpet together, who is a hotter red-carpet coupling? Craig-Weisz or Jolie-Pitt? Honestly, I'd like to watch both couples.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

LeAnn Rimes flaunts her healthier bikini body in Hawaii: she looks better, right?

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 06:16 AM PST

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are on an endless vacation, it seems. First, they went to Mexico with friends before Christmas, and they posed endlessly for the paparazzi. Then they returned briefly to LA for Christmas, and then spent post-Christmas and New Year's in Aspen. And now that the boys have been shuffled off to Brandi (I'm guessing?), LeAnn is continuing her grand tradition of "bikini bolt-on extravaganza" in Hawaii. Yes, LeAnn and Eddie are Maui now, and these are some photos from their trip. I'm assuming they invited the paparazzi, because some of these photos seem to be shot from a very short distance.

You can see some better, full-body shots of LeAnn here, at The Mail. The Mail claims – and I think rightly – that LeAnn's body is looking better. As in, less emaciated, and more like she "accidentally" ate some solids. LeAnn spent the better part of 2011 trying to convince the world that she really was eating solids, to the point where I think she might have accidentally consumed some. Whatever is going on with her workout-diet system, it's improved. I don't feel like I'm looking at a pair of oversized implants hanging on a skeleton.

Of course, LeAnn's (slight) weight gain might bring more speculation that she's pregnant or preparing to get pregnant. LeAnn was tweeting about the pregnancy speculation the other day, saying that there's "no rush, we're happy right now." Then she tweeted "I have never even tried [to conceive a child]. Please stop discussing my ovaries." On one side, I agree with her – it's her business, etc. On the other side… she brought it on herself. She was the one tweeting her womb-business to the world. She's the one papping herself in thong bikinis on the beach. She would show us her pap smear if she thought we were interested.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Duchess Kate finally announces her charity patronages – there are five

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 05:22 AM PST

HIDE YO BUTTONS. Duchess Kate is comin'! At loooooong last, Duchess Kate has finally signed on for some charity work, otherwise known as a "job". Kate is rather famous for her laziness when it comes to anything not involving "getting the ring." Soon after the engagement, the Palace went into overdrive, trying to fluff up Kate's meager CV to make it sound like she did more than wait around for a prince for nine years. The palace also claimed – once again, this was a year ago – that now that Kate was joining the royal family, she was "studying" and "researching" which charities she wanted to become involved with, and that she would announce her patronages when married. Then came the shifting goalposts and the "princess lessons" and of course, lots of shopping and hair appointments. So finally, we are upon the day when Kate finally gives us a list of patronages. She spent more than a year creating a list of five charitable organizations. FIVE. A YEAR.

The Duchess of Cambridge is ready to hit the new year running! The palace announced the good causes that will get the benefit of her super-hot publicity. Her choices will likely bring comparisons with husband William’s late mother Princess Diana as she adopts a group of children’s hospices and an addiction charity. And young Boy Scouts in North Wales are set for a surprise when the outdoor pursuits-loving royal pops in to volunteer.

A palace source says Kate – 30 on Monday – sifted through “a few hundred” requests in order to make her choice of four patronages and her volunteer position.

“She did her own research and chose these after approaches or because they reflected the areas she was already aware of, especially in the arts and outdoor activities,” says the source. And the announcement could herald Kate’s first public solo engagement soon – it is likely to take place when Royal Air Force helicopter pilot William is away in the Falkland Islands in February and March.

The organizations are:

1. Patron of Action on Addiction, which works in research, prevention, treatment, professional workforce development and support for families and children.

When she was doing her research, Kate came to realize that addiction “lay at the heart of many of the social issues she was looking at,” a palace source tells PEOPLE.

She has paid a private visit to one of the charity’s treatment centers and spoke to clients about their addiction and personal journeys to recovery, the charity says.

Chief Executive, Nick Barton, says Kate’s “support will enable us to keep the issue of addiction in the spotlight. Addiction is a consuming condition that results in a great deal of harm to individuals, families, communities and society as a whole. ”

2. Royal Patron of East Anglia’s Children’s Hospices, which supports families and cares for children with life-threatening conditions in Cambridge, among other areas. As well as being a “moving issue,” this is one of the “leading charities in palliative care and there is also the Cambridge link,” the palace source explains.

3. Royal Patron of The Art Room, set up in 2002 to offer art as therapy to children aged between five and 16, using art to raise their self esteem, confidence and independence.

Kate made a private visit to a unit in North London during her research. The Art Room’s founder Juli Beattie said in a statement, “It is a fantastic endorsement of . . . the role that art and creativity can play in helping children and young people whose start in life has been difficult.”

4. Patron of the National Portrait Gallery. Kate visited the London gallery in September during her work to decide on the causes she wanted to patronize.

And the choice reflects her interest in arts (two of her “big hobbies” are “photography and painting, which she does privately,” the palace source says.) She did some pre-university study in the Italian city of Florence and read Art History at St. Andrew’s University – where she met William, 29.

5. Volunteering in the the Scout Association – specifically for cub scout packs and more junior “Beaver Scout Colonies.” Palace sources point out that Kate (and sister Pippa) was a Brownie herself and wants to “get stuck in” locally. “This role allows a level of flexibility for her to volunteer in North Wales or elsewhere,” the source says.

“She is a big hill-walker and does a lot of outdoor pursuits. So, she might teach them how to pack a rucksack, how to put a tent up, cooking in a camp situation,” Simon Carter, a spokesman for the Scouts Association, tells PEOPLE. “All those sorts of things are skills she might pass on as she’s an adult who’s got some expertise in that area.”

[From People]

I don't hate any of these, and I appreciate the diversity in issues. I wouldn't have thought Kate was brave enough or substantial enough to become a patroness to a charity dealing with addiction issues. Waity's going to meet some sex addicts! And I think the whole "volunteering for the Scouts" is really cute, actually. I'm very happy that she finally signed on to some significant work, and my only complaint is still "She should have done this a long time ago."

Of course, there's always the issue of Kate being in over her head. A lot of people were talking about how "off" she seemed in this interview in November. I didn't think she was as awful as other people claimed, but she just seems… nervous? Out of her depth? She doesn’t have William’s ease.

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN.

Angelina Jolie “walked out” on Brad after he talked about Jennifer Aniston’s womb

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 04:40 AM PST

At some point over the holidays, this weird story about Jennifer Aniston came out. It was totally random, though. Maureen Dowd was eulogizing Sue Mengers, a legendary agent and "advisor" to various Hollywood stars, and Dowd mentioned a story about how Mengers advised her dear friend Jennifer Aniston to ask Brad Pitt for his sperm – in 2005, post-divorce. I mentioned that I thought it made Aniston look bad, and a lot of the Pity Party Patrol yelled at me for saying that, but look – Sue Mengers was Aniston's friend and advisor. Mengers was quoted in high-profile articles ABOUT Aniston. They had a relationship. And this is the kind of person Aniston has a friend, and this is the kind of advise her "friends" give her. I don't think it makes her look great.

Anyway, Star Magazine's cover story takes that little Sue Mengers anecdote and turns it into the most random story. Allegedly, Jennifer actually did get pregnant… with the hijacked sperm? And when Angelina found out about it, she "walked out" on Brad. Or something.

A fuming Angelina Jolie stormed out after a huge blowup with Brad Pitt when she learned the bombshell news that he had tried to have a baby with another woman — his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston! According to Star, the drama unfolded after a report from the New York Times Magazine revealed that Jen's close friend, Sue Mengers, advised the actress to request a sample of his sperm for future use after their big breakup!

A shocked and angry Angelina accused Brad of scheming with Jen behind her back, but he adamantly denied the claim. He apologized, but a seething Angelina demanded to know everything, an insider told Star. That's when the truth came out: Brad and Jen tried to have a baby, but she miscarried.

"He had never told Angie this before," the insider revealed and added that the 36-year-old felt "betrayed."

"She had assumed all along that she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

Betrayed and shaken, she walked out and left Brad with their six young children — Maddox, 10, Pax, 8, Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5 and twins Knox and Vivienne, 3. "Angie started driving to the airport but stopped because she couldn't bring herself to leave the kids," the insider said. "She didn't want to abandon them."

Although Angelina was surprised by the news, a report in July 2004 revealed that the couple had endured a heartbreaking miscarriage. "It's a very sore spot for Brad and Jen," a different source explained. "Neither has talked about it with another person, until now."

Brad and Jen broke things off in 2005, but their marriage is still a sore spot for Angelina.

"Brad doesn't tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," the source explained. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational. But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever."

[From Hollywood Life]

So, if I'm following the thread of this story correctly, the claim is that Angelina was already primed for a fight when she confronted Brad about how he might have given Aniston some of his magic juice, and that's when Brad "confessed" that Aniston was actually pregnant in 2004…? Whatever. I don't know why I'm trying so hard to make sense out of this.

In other ZOMG BERMUDA TRIANGLE news, OK! Magazine (Via Jezebel & HL) claims that Angelina is planning to get pregnant again – just to get at Jennifer Aniston. Because Angelina just plots away, every day, endlessly. An insider says: "Don't get me wrong, Angelina's having a child because she wants one, but part of her can't wait to steal Jen's thunder. She knows a Brangelina baby would be the best revenge of all. It's just an added bonus. Brad and Angelina have been talking about having one more biological child for well over a year, but Angelina's always resisted due to work commitments. Now that she's getting a bit older, the pressure's on." Apparently The Great Baby War is one of the few things Angelina knows she can win – because she's rife with jealousy because "a magazine recently voted Jen the hottest woman of all time — while she came in at number 10." Apparently, the evil plot is working because a source says Aniston is already "sick" of getting calls about Brad and Angelina's seventh baby. Whatevs, y'all.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Cindy Crawford has a face full of Botox & fillers, experts say

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 04:38 AM PST

Last year, I began to document Cindy Crawford's descent into Botox-faced tragedy. I had always liked Cindy – she radiated a healthy, accessible beauty, and she was one of the big supermodels that I grew up with. But in May of 2011, Cindy's Botox-face took a turn for the worse – it looked like she had a bad batch of 'Tox or something, and one of her eyebrows was stuck in a weird angle. And then in October, she started to look super-puffy, like she'd gone in for the motherlode of fillers. Now, Cindy admitted years ago that she had gone in for Botox, and she wasn't "above" some minor cosmetic work. But it gets to the point – and everyone gets to this point – where I have to ask: wouldn't she look better had she not messed with her face at all? Anyway, Radar has one of their "expert claims random celebrity does X,Y,Z" stories, and this one is about what Cindy MIGHT be doing to her face.

Cindy Crawford attended the Los Angeles Lakers game on Tuesday night looking a little different in the face, and a board certified dermatologist exclusively tells RadarOnline.com it’s because the former supermodel appears to have had injections.

“Her cheeks are a lot fuller. She definitely had something injected in her cheeks. Most probably Radiesse or the other option would be Sculptra,” Dr. Ben Behnam said.

“They’re both designed to give people higher cheekbones. It’s very popular in the industry and her cheeks are visibly higher and fuller.”

On top of fillers and injections, Dr. Behnam tells RadarOnline.com it looks like the 45-year-old beauty had some Botox.

“Her eyebrows are also higher than before. She probably used Botox to raise the brow,” he said.

“Something else that’s different is she doesn’t have the definition in her jaw area, which could just be because she’s getting older.”

According to Dr. Behnam, injections like Sculptra are typically done over a period of months and can last years, so it’s hard to tell when the mother of two had the procedure done.

“She has what’s called the Triangle of Beauty (one side of the cheek to the other cheek to the chin area, creates a triangle) and right now she’s losing that triangle,” Dr. Behnam said.

“It gives her that look of not being young anymore. Because that’s how we perceive youth, is the triangle of beauty.”

Let’s not forget, Cindy has her own skin care line called Meaningful Beauty, which brags that it’s “Cindy’s anti-aging secret.”

Secret or no secret, “She still looks good for someone her age!” Dr. Behnam says.

[From Radar]

Cindy is 45 years old – and I kind of think she looks her age, if not older, with all of this extra work. Which just shows how far our perceptions of aging have been skewed. We look at puffy Botox-faces and our eyes register that something terrible has happened, but we've grown so accustomed to it, we just say, "Oh, she looks good… for her age."

Besides that, it must be creepy for Cindy to have to hang out with all of George Clooney's pieces every holiday, right? Especially since so many of them resemble her old face.

Vintage Cindy:

Current Cindy, from two nights ago:

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN.

Rooney Mara in beigey Rodarte in Spain: please, get this girl a new stylist?

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 04:30 AM PST

In yesterday's links post, starring Rooney Mara as the corpse of your 1980s secretary, some of you yelled at me for "hating on" Rooney without reason. Those people seemed to ignore the fact that I praised her earlier in the day for her Paris premiere look, which was a cute, sparkly little Louis Vuitton dress that really suited her. The problem with Rooney is that she wants to be an "edgy" Fashion Girl, but her attempts, for the most part, are falling flat. There's the obvious problem with her bangs (trauma), but there's also a significant styling issue, especially with whoever is doing her makeup. She's pale and child-like (like Lisbeth Salander). I wouldn't mind if they did her all-goth, all the time. But they're trying to make her into, like, Chloe Sevigny circa 2000. And it's not working.

So these are some photos from last night's Madrid premiere of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Rooney (I almost called her Lisbeth there) wore this beigey Rodarte which… sucks. Let's just say it. This dress is awful. I can't even imagine this dress looking good on someone who wasn't an anemic with a Spock haircut. On Rooney, it just makes her look like a wispy streak of cat vomit.

But that's not even the worst!!!!! Rooney and Daniel Craig are in Berlin today for the next leg of GWTDT's promotion, and Rooney decided to wear a BELLY SHIRT to the photo call. NO. JOKE. This is like a reject from Jennifer Aniston's wardrobe on Friends, circa 1995. For the love of God, can this poor girl get a decent stylist? I just feel bad for her now. I want to bring her home and buy her a pantsuit and some lipstick.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Peaches Geldof, 22, is knocked up by her fey fiancé Thomas Cohen

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 04:29 AM PST

In December, Peaches Geldof announced her engagement to Thomas Cohen, her fey boyfriend of less than a year. Cohen is… odd. Like, he wears pleated culottes and belly shirts and he looks anemic and heroin-y. I wouldn't have thought that he was capable of simply having an erection, nor of completing the act of "love" with a lady, but it looks like he did, because Peaches Geldof is pregnant. I feel like… she's just like her mother, Paula Yates. Peaches is only 22 years old. And Cohen will be her second husband. Wild. Child.

Peaches Geldof is pregnant with her first child. The model and television presenter is expecting a baby with rocker fiancé Thomas Cohen.

Her spokeswoman said: ‘Peaches Geldof and her fiance Thomas Cohen are delighted to announce that Peaches is pregnant with their first child. Peaches is utterly thrilled and they have the full support of both of their families who are equally excited for the baby’s arrival.’

Peaches met Cohen four years ago and they announced their engagement on December 11. She was previously married to musician Max Drummey and they tied the knot in secret in a drive-in ceremony in Las Vegas after a 10-day romance.

But their union ended in divorce after just six months in 2009 and she recently insisted she was in no rush to tie the knot with Cohen just yet.

She said: ‘We first met four years ago and we bumped into each other last Christmas (2009) on Portobello Road in Notting Hill, London, and started dating again – and that’s also where he asked me. It was romantic. I’m really happy. But we don’t want to get married for a couple of years yet.’

[From The Mail]

Peaches also tweeted that Thomas gave her a Golden Retriever puppy for Christmas, so that makes TWO helpless creatures that are now depending on Peaches for sustenance. While my disaster-radar is definitely up, I'll just say for now that I hope Peaches is clean and sober and I hope she has a healthy and happy pregnancy, free of complications. I hope Thomas sticks by her, and I hope the puppy gets fed and walked regularly.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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