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- Uma Thurman is reportedly expecting a girl, is due in “late summer”
- Snooki finally confirms pregnancy to Us Weekly: “I have different priorities now”
- Star Mag: Will Smith is on the down-low with another married actor?
- Jessica Simpson says she’s having a 10-lb girl, plans for “non-traditional” name
- Lindsay Lohan “hooked up” with Terry Richardson, but he doesn’t want to date her
- Kirk Cameron says he’s been slandered after calling homosexuality ‘unnatural’
- Is Jennifer Aniston ignoring Courteney Cox now that Jen has a boyfriend?
- Does Kim Kardashian have a weave-related bald spot to go with her crazy cat-face?
- Was Rihanna mocking Chris Brown’s 1/2 Asian gf with a rice cakes pic?
- Kim Kardashian wears furry, head-to-toe Kanye West in Paris: busted or cute?
| Uma Thurman is reportedly expecting a girl, is due in “late summer” Posted: 07 Mar 2012 08:37 AM PST At the end of February, Uma Thurman's rep confirmed her pregnancy by Arpad Busson, her longtime, on-and-off boyfriend. Busson is crazy rich and crazy connected, but Uma has never seemed like she was at his beck and call. Honestly, it never seemed like they were a couple destined to last. But still, there's going to be a baby in the mix, and hopefully everything will turn out well. As many of you theorized, Uma seems to be the "reveal" in Lainey's blind item about a woman who feared that her drug use at the beginning of the pregnancy would affect the child. Lainey made it sound like the woman was considering terminating the pregnancy, so I was surprised to see Uma roll out the news in every publication – everyone got a confirmation, and there's no mention of any scandal. We'll see. Anyway, Life & Style claims that Uma is having a girl:
[From Life & Style] If it's true, congrats. If it's a boy, congrats on that too. Uma is probably just hoping and praying that the baby is healthy. Uma also has a new interview with Stylist Magazine to promote her upcoming film, Bel Ami. That's the one she did with Robert Pattinson. You can read the whole piece here – she seems very nice and down-to-earth, although not incredibly interesting. She does have kind words for Sparkles, though – “He’s very serious. He did a huge amount of rehearsal in his own time. I think that’s what you do as a young actor, when you take your work very seriously and want to take it to the next level…You know, when you’ve been doing this a really long time it’s hard to take it all so seriously. I said to him ‘Don’t get too upset about it because before you know it, Twilight will just be an old film that made you lucky enough to get another job.’ But when you’re in that position and you’re young, it’s hard to hear through the noise.” Basically, Uma was trying to get him to chill out. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.      |
| Snooki finally confirms pregnancy to Us Weekly: “I have different priorities now” Posted: 07 Mar 2012 07:40 AM PST Here’s official confirmation from Us Weekly of what we already knew. We’ve already seen Snooki’s engagement ring and have heard from People that she’s pregnant, and her horribly repellant ex-boyfriend has even spoken about his desire that she’ll miscarry the baby (douche). Now Us Weekly has brought us the official story that we’ve (not really) been waiting for … because we’ve also already heard that Us would be the ones with the cover story. Poor Us. They probably cut the check weeks ago and decided to run the story anyway even though it’s a bit exhausting at this point to announce that Snickers is indeed both pregnant and engaged to Jionni LaValle. Yes, she’s even admitted to drinking while knocked up but it happened before she realized her uterus was otherwise occupied:
[From Us Magazine] Here’s a question for the “Shore” fans out there — after two episodes featuring Snooki’s raging UTI, the idea of her actually being pregnant while filming her spinoff is a bit squicky, right? Meanwhile, the horror of the “Shore” will continue unabated, for despite earlier rumors that the show would be recast with cheaper drunk tarts after Season Five, it looks like Season Six is a go with the same cast, possibly minus Snooki or with both her and the bump:
[From NY Post] I can totally imagine Pauly D’s “shocked” expression, which would be the same face he made after realizing that he drastically overtanned (and burned) his face. Speaking of Pauly, here’s a link to the new trailer for his spinoff, “The Pauly D Project,” which will debut on March 29. At the very least, it promises to be more entertaining than this Snooki and J-Woww’s spinoff, and I’m not saying that because Snooki is pregant and (theoretically) won’t be dancing around with lampshades on her head. Rather, the dynamic between the two ladies isn’t a terribly interesting one at this point. J-Woww is very maternal and has the effect of muting Snooki’s over-the-top persona. This is sure to be be the most boring spinoff ever. Photos courtesy of Us Weekly and Pacific Coast News        |
| Star Mag: Will Smith is on the down-low with another married actor? Posted: 07 Mar 2012 07:30 AM PST My first reaction upon reading this story was, "Damn, Star Magazine is going to get SUED." My second reaction: "Who did Will Smith piss off to the point where the tabloids are no longer scared to print the gay rumors?" Yes, as everyone knows, Will Smith has "gay rumors." People always claim to have a friend who has a hairdresser who totally saw Will Smith making out with another dude at a club in Miami. That doesn't mean it's true (it doesn't mean it's false either). But Star's cover story this week is really ballsy – they're basically just saying all of those whispers out in the open – is Will Smith on the down-low?
[From Hollywood Life] CB pointed out that last year, The Enquirer ran a story about Will Smith's alleged "bromance" with another dude, Trey Songz (who I believe is somewhat out of the closet). It seemed more like Will was merely acquaintances with a young man whose sexuality isn't cut-and-dry, and the tabs were trying to make something of it. I find this current story more scandalous, though – just because Will and Duane Martin are both married, both actors, both fathers, and they really and truly seem to be spending a great deal of time together – even vacationing together in Trinidad over the holidays. I really do think Will and Jada's marriage is over in nearly every way – they're living separately, and Will seems like a very different man. Maybe he's just trying to get through the promotion of Men In Black III, and then he and Jada will divorce. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Jessica Simpson says she’s having a 10-lb girl, plans for “non-traditional” name Posted: 07 Mar 2012 06:54 AM PST Jessica Simpson is going to cover the April issue of Elle Magazine, I think. Elle hasn't released their cover or anything, but Page Six has a preview of Jessica's interview. This will be the first major magazine interview Jessica has given during her pregnancy, I believe. It's interesting that she waited until she was so far along, and it's interesting that she waited until she had something to promote (other than her pregnancy). She's promoting Fashion Star, of course, where she acts as the Tim Gunn-like mentor to young designers. We'll see how that works out. Anyway, in Page Six's preview, Jessica confirms to Elle that she's having a girl!!! And she confirms that her girl will be one big baby.
[From Page Six] LMAO. I kind of love her for talking about how difficult it was for her to give up drinking. Ten bucks says she starts drinking again when she's breast-feeding. Seriously. That baby girl is going to be drinking White Russians every night. As for the 10-pound baby girl… well, obviously. I never really thought Jessica was carrying twins, I just thought she was carrying really big, because that's her body type and that's who she is. She was always going to look this big while pregnant. And considering the 10-pound-baby… well, I really hope she does go in for the C-section. I don't want 10 pounds of anything coming out of my vadge, which is probably how Jessica feels too. Allegedly, she’s due later this month. God knows, though. Poor Jess. UPDATE: Here’s the Elle Mag cover! Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Jessica's Twitter.    |
| Lindsay Lohan “hooked up” with Terry Richardson, but he doesn’t want to date her Posted: 07 Mar 2012 05:51 AM PST Throughout February, we were gifted with several Lindsay Lohan photo shoots, all done by noted pervert Terry Richardson. He did a formal photo shoot with her for Love Magazine, but it also seemed like Terry and LL were hanging out together at the Chateau Marmont, and Terry gave Lindsay some coke and decided to shoot dozens of photos of her looking strung out, wasted and sad. Her boobs were falling out in several of the shots, and it all had the feel of a behind-the-scenes p0rn0. Richardson has begun to get a lot of criticism over the past few years as barely-legal models (and actual underage models) tell their stories of what Richardson is like to work with – go here for Jezebel's coverage of some of the stories. Basically, Uncle Terry is a big ol' sketch ball and massive sleaze, and it says a lot that he's one of the few professional photographers who will still do photo shoots with The Cracken. But perhaps the Cracken is offering something in return for Uncle Terry's services? Ugh. Gross.
[From Radar] I totally believe this. No hedging, no "maybe it didn't go down like this." I believe that Lindsay traded sexual favors as "payment" for Terry doing a photo shoot with her, and I believe that Lindsay thinks that possibly being Terry's girlfriend would help her career. I believe she's pursuing him. And I believe that he's scared of her. Wouldn't you be scared if this crackhead was calling you endlessly, crack-screeching about how much she loves you and how you should be dating and how you need to get to the Marmont and take her picture? Yeah. That being said, I don't feel bad for Uncle Terry. My guess is that he doesn't get turned on when the girl is actually "up" for being degraded. Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson/Terry's Diary.    |
| Kirk Cameron says he’s been slandered after calling homosexuality ‘unnatural’ Posted: 07 Mar 2012 05:44 AM PST
Now Kirk is defending himself, and he’s not backtracking or apologizing. He sent an indignant e-mail to ABC news saying that it’s all our fault for paying attention to him and calling him out on it, basically. He also tried to pull the “I have gay friends” card. Of course he did. My favorite part of this story is GLAAD’s response, which is at the end and is totally measured and convincing. I imagine someone sighing and rolling their eyes as they wrote it.
How did what he said have anything to do with love and respect? It’s one thing to say something like “I don’t personally believe in homosexuality, but I love and respect everyone.” People wouldn’t really argue with that. It’s quite another to call homosexuality “unnatural, detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization,” as if gay people are scheming villains instead of just normal people living their lives like everyone else. I read the rest of his comments to Morgan, which are available on the transcript, and at no point does he speak respectfully about gay people, so why should he expect that response? A lot of you have made the comment that Kirk is probably a closet case, which is bolstered by this blind item claiming he trolls for men in parks. I don’t put a lot of faith in blind items but I could believe it. Let’s revisit one comment he made to Piers about what he would tell his child if he came to him and said he was gay. “There’s all sorts of issues that we need to wrestle through in our life. Just because you feel one way doesn’t mean we should act on everything that we feel.” I’m just going to leave it at that. Kirk is promoting his documentary Monumental, in which he tries to claim that the foundation of America starting when the pilgrims came over is religion and that’s why we need religion in schools and government. His answer to America’s problems is to set us back 400 years when women couldn’t own property and people would have thought indoor plumbing was the devil’s work. The trailer is amusing, because Kirk just looks confused the whole time. These are actual photos from the Facebook page for Monumental    |
| Is Jennifer Aniston ignoring Courteney Cox now that Jen has a boyfriend? Posted: 07 Mar 2012 04:29 AM PST Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox have barely spent any time together over the past year or so. It may even be longer than that. Some people claim that Aniston wasn't okay with whatever went down with Courteney and David Marquette – meaning that Cox might have screwed around, and Aniston didn't approve. Another theory involves Aniston being the "third person" in Cox and Arquette's marriage – for years, Aniston went on all of their family vacations, and she and Courtney seemed joined at the hip, at the expense of Courteney spending time with her husband. David seemed to "joke" about that theory shortly after he and Cox split, saying that as his marriage was falling apart, he went to work in Anniston, Alabama and he "should have known that was an omen." Of course, there are other theories too. One of my favorites, and the one that I believe the most is the one involving Chelsea Handler. According to tabloid reports last year, Courteney kind of hates Cheslea Handler, and Cox doesn't think Aniston should even waste her time being friends with Chelsea's "trailer trash" ass. And now there's a new theory, via The Mail – Aniston is the kind of girl who ignores her girlfriends whenever she gets a new man?
[From The Mail] So for YEARS Courteney had to listen to Aniston's pity party, and when Courteney comes to a point in her life when SHE needs a shoulder to cry on, Aniston isn't around? Granted, we don't know if this is really the situation. But when is the last time you even heard a random report of Courteney and Jennifer even hanging out together? Aniston is too busy with her bangs-trauma boyfriend and Chelsea Handler. Poor CC. Look, one of Aniston’s old noses! Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.    |
| Does Kim Kardashian have a weave-related bald spot to go with her crazy cat-face? Posted: 07 Mar 2012 04:21 AM PST These are photos of Kim Kardashian arriving in Paris yesterday, likely to attend some events for Paris Fashion Week. A pox on her house for her shiny Birkin bag!!! Ugh. I hate that she's all about the Birkins. I hate that Hermes can't contain their clientele, you know? Now every reality star and sports WAG has a Birkin. So I've stopped lusting after them. Anyway, as you can see, Kim Kardashian's face looks like it was molded out of spare Barbie doll plastic. I was so overcome by the jacked-ness (new word!), I wasn't even looking at her hair situation. But other outlets were – Radar and The Mail claim that in the header photo, you can see evidence of "a very noticeable thinning patch of hair on the side of her head… her somewhat bald spot, often the sign of damage from hair extensions pulling at the root.” Look, people: I'll make fun of Kat-Face for nearly any reason. But all I'm seeing is some slight hair loss, probably weave-related, not some massive "bald spot." Just my opinion. And there are so many other Kardashian-katastrophes to make fun of. In other Kardashian news, Kris "Um, BASKETBALL" Humphries is totally mad at his estranged wife. What is Basketball mad about these days? He's mad that Kim kept all of their wedding gifts and donated twice the amount to charity.
[From Us Weekly] I actually groaned at the line, "who tells Us he only kept Bibles given to him by family…" Well played, Kris? Ugh. I mean, LMAO. So, multiple members of his family gave him BIBLES when he married Kim Kardashian? That's a signal that it's not going to last. You're marrying an amateur pr0n star and your family is gifting you with multiple copies of the Bible. As for Kris and Kim and their divorce… how much longer are they going to be fighting over this? The divorce battle is lasting longer than the courtside, engagement and marriage put together. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.    |
| Was Rihanna mocking Chris Brown’s 1/2 Asian gf with a rice cakes pic? Posted: 07 Mar 2012 04:16 AM PST
I’m just getting philosophical here because I don’t want to even discuss the f*ckery that Rihanna is engaged in on Twitter. She really needs to step away from the computer. Anyway Rihanna did this a few days ago, and we’re just getting to it now because Chris Brown’s girlfriend reportedly responded, but I don’t think that’s actually her. First some background. Rihanna is probably screwing Chris Brown again, and he’s also got a girlfriend, a singer named Karrueche Tran. Reports claim that Karrueche and Chris have an “open relationship.” Karrueche is half Vietnamese. This is an actual photo and message that Rihanna tweeted. [via Bossip] Maybe Rihanna just likes cinnamon ricecakes and stuck some earrings and sunglasses on some because she thought it would be cute. Yeah, doubtful. Meanwhile, Bossip is claiming that Karrueche responded and that she compared herself to Angelina Jolie being with Brad, but that’s not accurate. This is from Karrueche’s alleged Facebook page, and one of her friends made the Brangelina comment, not her. Also, Karrueche tweeted that she doesn’t have Facebook. So all we have to go on are the cinnamon ricecakes with earrings and sunglasses on them. Were they a reference to Chris’ girlfriend? What the hell else could Rihanna have meant by tweeting that? Update: Truthteller lets us know that one of the lyrics to Rihanna’s birthday cake, a remix of which featured Chris Brown, is “Come and get it. Sweeter than a rice cake, cake worth sipping.” So maybe she just is referencing sweet rice cakes, since rice cakes are known for being sweet? The photo could mean something other than what Bossip is guessing, but I don’t see how exactly. Second Update: The “I’m Angelina, You Brad” line is from Nicki Minaj’s Stupid Hoe. Thanks to all of you who mentioned that! Photo credit: WENN and Fame    |
| Kim Kardashian wears furry, head-to-toe Kanye West in Paris: busted or cute? Posted: 07 Mar 2012 04:15 AM PST I always forget that Kanye West is a "designer" now too. Kanye launched his ready-to-wear Fall/Winter line in Paris last night, and all of his friends came out to support him – Alicia Keys, Common, P. Diddy, Swizz Beatz, Rosario Dawson, and of course, Kim Kardashian. Rumors about Kim and Kanye have been swirling for years – Amber Rose (Kanye's ex) recently claimed that Kanye cheated on her with Kim, and a few months ago, Kanye was "all over" Kim at some concert. So what does it mean that Kim flew to Paris to be with Kanye on his big night? What does it mean that Kanye "dressed" Kim in this furry white ensemble? Kanye designed the shoes too – they retail for $6000. Fo' real.
[From Hollywood Life] I've said it before, and I'll say it again – I really like the idea of Kim and Kanye as a couple. I think they make some strange kind of sense. While Kanye does have genuine talent, there is a performance-art/famewhore aspect to his celebrity, and I think it would work well with Kim, who is made up entirely of "famewhore". Plus, they just kind of look cute together. Do you think that Kanye was like, "Imma make sure that Kim Kardashian gets all up in my fur"? Because this outfit is NOT cute, but I'm guessing Kim just wore it because Kanye gave it to her. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.    |
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