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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.29.12
- Katy Perry Makes It Up To The Marines For Her ‘Part Of Me’ Video
- Dear LA Drivers, Amanda Bynes Will Hit-And-Run All Of You Shortly. Thank You For Your Patience.
- Lindsay Lohan Was On Drugs While Filming SNL, Says Michael Lohan As If No One Could’ve Guessed
- Bertney Can Do Whateva She Wants On TV, Y’all
- Kim Kardashian Accuses British Airways of Stealing ‘Special Items,’ So Assume That Means Sex Tape
- Justin Bieber Can Physically Dominate A Grown Man Is What You’re Supposed To Believe Now
- Why I Wanted Reese Witherspoon Pregnant So Bad And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.29.12 Posted: 29 May 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s unusually large The Crap We Missed. This is mostly due to an extended weekend but also because I don’t know how to ignore shots like Katy Perry tweeting a pic of Mickey Mouse getting to third base (No, really.), Bradley Cooper as Asia’s version of Waldo, Times Square getting a Wendy’s, as Read More ...  |
| Katy Perry Makes It Up To The Marines For Her ‘Part Of Me’ Video Posted: 29 May 2012 12:45 PM PDT        Granted she’s no Coco, Katy Perry spent Memorial Day performing for Marines in Brooklyn to kick off Fleet Week most likely to apologize for making a music video depicting the corps as a place to run away and cry next to tank because your boyfriend cheated on you. On that note, I’ll just assume the Read More ...  |
| Dear LA Drivers, Amanda Bynes Will Hit-And-Run All Of You Shortly. Thank You For Your Patience. Posted: 29 May 2012 12:00 PM PDT        Let’s take a look at what Amanda Bynes has amazingly been able to accomplish in the few weeks since her DUI arrest if accomplish means being goddamn terror on wheels while the police presumably piss themselves in fear because, seriously, getting hit by a car fucking hurts: - Stumbled right out of a club in Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Was On Drugs While Filming SNL, Says Michael Lohan As If No One Could’ve Guessed Posted: 29 May 2012 11:00 AM PDT        Michael Lohan recently enjoyed a temporary reprieve and was allowed to suckle off the somehow lucrative Lindsay Lohan teat for as long as he could keep his mouth shut and not go blabbing to the press about her drug problems. Which in a way is his own drug because here he is falling completely off Read More ...  |
| Bertney Can Do Whateva She Wants On TV, Y’all Posted: 29 May 2012 09:33 AM PDT        “‘Em boys ain’t even cookin’ mah chick’n right. Jayden! Light the grill with mama’s cigarettes. Cig. A. Rettes. Her special smoke candy. There ya go.” Last week we found out that despite receiving $15 million and more importantly an entire dressing room converted into a redneck smorgasbord, Britney Spears walked off during the very first Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Accuses British Airways of Stealing ‘Special Items,’ So Assume That Means Sex Tape Posted: 29 May 2012 07:41 AM PDT        Over the weekend, Kim Kardashian basically accused British Airways of opening her bags and stealing shit directly from them. Via Twitter: Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage & taking some special items of mine!Some things are sentimental ¬ replaceable What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Can Physically Dominate A Grown Man Is What You’re Supposed To Believe Now Posted: 29 May 2012 06:47 AM PDT        Before I even get into the latest bullshit report about Justin Bieber “assaulting” the paparazzo above, here’s a pretty relevant excerpt from his recent GQ interview where he agreed to box Drew Magary only to back out at the last minute because the Maple Lord has the attention span of a coked-up hummingbird and was Read More ...  |
| Why I Wanted Reese Witherspoon Pregnant So Bad And Other News Posted: 29 May 2012 05:40 AM PDT        - Hot girls in the middle of nowhere. - Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might be getting back together. - While Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony want you to think they are so you’ll buy tickets to their show. - 51 Reasons Why Supermodels Were Better In The ’90s - Read More ...  |
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