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- Bobby Brown: I didn’t turn Whitney on to drugs, don’t blame me
- ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ new trailer: unbelievably awesome or kind of meh?
- Is Kim Kardashian angry with Khloe & Lamar for “taking a break” from their show?
- Zoe Saldana isn’t opposed to buying herself a new pair of bolt-ons
- Jennifer Lopez announces her tour in a glitter snake’d Lanvin: amazing or busted?
- Did Taylor Swift magically go from an A-cup to a C-cup in one month?
- John Mayer’s new single is about his breakup with Jennifer Aniston
- Cameron Diaz loves “the chivalry & charm” in the UK, “it’s not the same in America”
- Octomom files for bankruptcy, signs on for solo adult video (update)
- Lindsay Lohan, homebody, has been partying and drinking in NYC
Bobby Brown: I didn’t turn Whitney on to drugs, don’t blame me Posted: 01 May 2012 08:55 AM PDT Bobby Brown is about to have a two-part interview air with Matt Lauer on the Today Show tomorrow and Thursday. The Huffington Post has a preview for us, and of course they primarily talk about Brown’s late ex wife, Whitney Houston. The way Brown’s statement is worded, it sounds like he’s sort-of suggesting that it was Whitney who turned him on to drugs, not the other way around. Remember when Whitney went on Oprah and said that Bobby was “her drug”? She said in 2009 that “He was my drug. I didn't do anything without him. I wasn't getting high by myself. It was me and him together. We were partners.” A lot of people blamed Bobby for corrupting Whitney somehow and turning her into an addict. She had such a sweet songstress image in the 80s when she hit the scene, and that all went downhill when she married Bobby. Of course Bobby wasn’t around and had been out of the picture for years when she ultimately died from drugs. He’s now trying to set the record straight, and claims that he’s not the one who got Whitney hooked. Here’s more, thanks to the Huffington Post:
[From Huffington Post] At least Bobby isn’t doing the hard stuff anymore, although drinking and driving can definitely kill you. I guess I believe him that he didn’t introduce Whitney to drugs. Even if he did, she’s responsible for her own drug use and she chose to stay with him for a long time. Have you guys heard this other crazy story about Whitney? A former bodyguard for Micheal Jackson (who also claims to be Blanket’s dad, and he looks just like the kid. There’s a video here with more on that if you’re interested) says that Whitney and Michael Jackson had a fling in the early 90s, and that Jackson was head over heels for Whitney and never got over her. Really, that’s what this guy claims. Here are his quotes, via Wonderwall:
[From Wonderwall] I don’t know, I’m not really buying it. I see Jackson as having been either asexual or not interesting in adult relationships, and I’ll leave it at that. It will be interesting to see Bobby’s interview tomorrow. I bet he’s still in a lot of pain. There were stories that he behaved badly at Whitney’s funeral, but he claims he was treated poorly by security. Photo credit: Bauer Griffin and Fame |
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ new trailer: unbelievably awesome or kind of meh? Posted: 01 May 2012 08:41 AM PDT Well, finally! A full-length trailer for The Dark Knight Rises was finally released! I've said this before, and I'll say it again – I'm actually looking forward to seeing this and I think Anne Hathaway is going to be decent as Catwoman. My main gripe with the franchise – nay, my ONLY gripe with the franchise – is that the destruction and villainy often seems so catastrophic, so realistically devastating that I have no idea how Gotham can continue to exist. Like, The Joker's shenanigans in the second film should have caused the city to be put under the control of a military junta just get things in order. And it seems like The Dark Knight Rises will go full-on, balls-out CRAZY with the violence and city-burning. Here are some random thoughts on the trailer: *All of the stuff with the plane and Tom Hardy's villain looks really f–king cool. *I hate the way Anne Hathaway says "I'm adaptable." It's too cutesy. *Does anyone else think that Christopher Nolan made Tom Hardy come back and do voiceover work for his character? Because I think that's what happened. *I still have no clue what Joseph Gordon Levitt is doing in this movie. Is he playing a good guy? *OMG, the bridge being blown up!!!! Jesus, that effect is crazy. *So Tom Hardy kidnaps Batman? Or something. *Damn, they're blowing up the New York Stock Exchange. *So at some point Catwoman is on Batman's side? Does she break him out after Tom Hardy kidnaps him? So confusing. *Oooh, was that Christian Bale kissing Marion Cotillard? *Ooooh, BAT-PLANE!! |
Is Kim Kardashian angry with Khloe & Lamar for “taking a break” from their show? Posted: 01 May 2012 08:08 AM PDT Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian, Kris and Bruce Jenner, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom at yesterday's E! Upfronts. All of the E! reality stars were in New York to do press and talk to advertisers and all of that good stuff. Ice-T and Coco were there too! I might cover them later. Anyway, Kim's kat-face was super-jacked for the event, as you can see, but I actually think Khloe looks really good here. I like Khloe's dress a lot. Here's an Entertainment Tonight video of the Kardashians on the red carpet: Khloe confirms that she and Lamar are NOT canceling their show, they're merely "taking a break" this summer so that Lamar can focus on his career and such. Oh, and it looks like Lamar really, really wants to be put on the Olympic basketball team. Wait… no one has put together the American basketball team yet? WTF? The Olympics are only a few months away! Anyway, there are several reports indicating that Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian are pissed off at Khloe for "taking a break" from her reality show, with Kim even cryptically tweeting, “It’s so frustrating watching someone close to you make all the wrong choices & decisions… But I guess u need to sit back & let them learn.” Still, I think it speaks volumes that the family showed up to do the upfronts together. It really sounds like Lamar needed a break, and needed to get his head together and Khloe wants her marriage to work. And isn't that more important than reality programming? Also, have you watched the video of these three grandmothers watching Kim's p0rn with Ray J? It might be the best video ever!! You can see the video here at Gawker. "What's taking him so long? He's so young!" and "What is her problem? She's just laying there." And my favorite, "That's Greek. That's what the Greeks do." |
Zoe Saldana isn’t opposed to buying herself a new pair of bolt-ons Posted: 01 May 2012 07:53 AM PDT Zoe Saldana has an interesting way with interviews and often says really unexpected, strange things like how she collapsed under the weight of her own enormous fame and how only racists hate America. Now she’s appearing on the new Demi-Moore produced show on Lifetime, “The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet.” For some strange reason, Zoe has chosen to discuss how she is certainly not opposed to buying a pair of bolt-ons. Okay:
[From Us Weekly] Hmm. I generally don’t have a problem with women wanting to improve themselves with a new pair of boobs. However, one should be as tasteful as possible and size accordingly to one’s frame (like Kate Hudson and Nicole Richie have done). Why do I get the feeling that Zoe is envisioning a massively huge rack for herself? I hope she doesn’t do that because very large boobs would look ridiculous on her very thin frame. Of course, maybe some essential sentiment has been lost in this interview because her points about the ubiquitous male mid-life crisis do make sense, and females should be allowed to enjoy the equivalent. Still, if Zoe’s plan is to buy herself a Katy Perry set of girls, she might want to rethink that strategy. In addition, Zoe also covers the May issue of Cosmo for Latinas. This is the premiere issue, which launches a new offshoot of the magazine that is geared towards English speaking Latinas. Does this new Cosmo incarnation offer different sex tips, perhaps? Who knows, but Zoe has a bit to say about being a proud Latina:
[From Cosmo for Latinas] I appreciate when people are proud of their heritage, but it often seems in Hollywood that actresses (and singers) only pull out the badge of pride when it suits their PR purposes, right? Not that it really matters. It’s interesting that Zoe also says that ballet was slowly killing her. Now I’m receiving Black Swan-like visions of Zoe, which seems pretty crazy. Photos courtesy of Cosmo for Latinas and Fame/Flynet |
Jennifer Lopez announces her tour in a glitter snake’d Lanvin: amazing or busted? Posted: 01 May 2012 05:51 AM PDT These are some new photos of Jennifer Lopez yesterday at the big announcement of her summer tour. J.Lo is going to be touring with Yandel and Enrique Iglesisas on a 13-date North American tour with performances in Montreal, Chicago, LA, Atlanta and Miami. Jennifer was also shilling her relaunched website, which will feature lots of new stuff and give-aways and sneak peeks and stuff. But we just need to talk about Jennifer's dress, right? Because that's the only think I can focus on. I LOVE HER GLITTER SNAKE!!!!! Jennifer's glitter-snake makes the outfit. And I believe the glitter snake is part of the fug Lanvin dress too – which is ridiculous. I don't really understand why so many of these celebrity ladies are into Lanvin – I don't think the label has a cohesive "look" and more often than not, the clothes look cheap and poorly-made. Like, this dress is made of silk, but it looks like really cheap Walmart cotton. But… the glittery, crystal snake is amazing. We need more built-in snakes on our clothes. Make this happen, fashion industry. As for Jennifer's styling – she looks tired. I like when she keeps her hair in some kind of loose style, because she goes to "Croydon facelift" style much too often. And please don't criticize her curves – I've always loved her shape. Her body is fine. It's the dress that sucks. And of course she arrived at the tour announcement with Casper too. Of course. Casper is totally going on tour with her. She'll make him lead backup dancer, and for every dance-break in each of her songs, she and Casper will break it down. Ugh. |
Did Taylor Swift magically go from an A-cup to a C-cup in one month? Posted: 01 May 2012 04:36 AM PDT How did I miss this days-old story? This is a really good one. Note the photos of Taylor Swift in the blue-and-white striped dress. Those are from April 23rd, and Swifty's bust-line in that dress caused some people to wonder if she had had recently undergone some kind of breast enlargement. Hollywood Life in particular has been all over the story, going so far as to quote random plastic surgeons who guarantee that Swifty has "increased her cup size from a small A to a striking C." Hollywood Life also has a story quoting a body language expert who claims that Swifty seems "uncomfortable" with her new boobs. For reference, here's what Swifty looked like in the beginning of April: Is that an A-cup? I'm a bad judge of smaller boobs, but I think she could possibly be a borderline B-cup naturally. And once again, here's Swifty on April 23rd: Her bust does look significantly bigger. Now, she could be wearing a push-up bra, she could have chicken cutlets, God knows. Or she could have bolt-ons. Oh, more evidence! Five days ago, Swifty helped Dianna Agron ring in her birthday, and Dianna tweeted some photos from their dress up party. Much is being made about Swifty's swollen bosom in this photo: Yeah, I don't know what to make of it. I think it's much more likely that Swifty is doing push-up bras and chicken cutlets. How would implants affect her girly image? She's 22 years old, and that's old enough to make the "elective surgery" decision for herself, but after all of the work she and her team have done to create this wispy, fairy image of a girl-woman, I think if she got implants there would be a backlash against her from the parents of Swifty's younger fans. One more piece of evidence – Swifty on April 24th, in a Victoria's Secret. The photo agency notes that she was stocking up on "lots of bras and panties". So… she could be buying all new underwear to go with her new boobs. Or she could have just discovered the wonders of the Miracle Bra. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN, Dianna Agron's Twitter. |
John Mayer’s new single is about his breakup with Jennifer Aniston Posted: 01 May 2012 04:35 AM PDT Back in 2010, John Mayer did "The Playboy Interview" and he spoke "off the cuff" at length about himself (his favorite topic), race, love, his ex-girlfriends, "hood passes" and whether or not he's gay. It's totally worth it to go back and read just some of the selected excerpts from that controversial interview which changed his career forever, by the way. The Playboy interview was the beginning of the end for John Mayer – he limped along for the rest of the year, but over the course of 2011 and the beginning of 2012, he's been pretty quiet. People really wanted him to go away after he offended everybody in the Playboy piece, and once he disappeared, he stayed gone long enough for people to miss him. Anyway, Mayer has a new album coming out called Born and Raised. Apparently there's a song called "Shadow Days" about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Back in the 2010 interview, he spoke about their relationship too, saying:
[Playboy via previous Celebitchy post] I took that as Mayer saying he dumped Jennifer (for the second time – the first time was when he dumped her and gave an impromptu press conference about it in the summer of 2008) because she was too old and stuffy for him – he wanted to be "32" and not be settled into a routine with the dogs. So what is Mayer saying/singing about Aniston now?
[From Us Weekly] Yes, it took Mayer so long to get over Aniston… except that he was quietly hittin' it with Taylor Swift for months and months around the time that he was so devastated because of Aniston? Oh, "Shadow Days" has a video too! It seems like the song is about looking back on a breakup and being happy with how your life turned out post-split? |
Cameron Diaz loves “the chivalry & charm” in the UK, “it’s not the same in America” Posted: 01 May 2012 04:20 AM PDT Cameron Diaz covers the June issue of Bazaar UK. You know why? Because she has a part in that horrible-looking What To Expect When You're Expecting. Sometimes I worry about Camy, I really do. At the end of the day, I really loved her in Bad Teacher, and I think that kind of film is in her wheelhouse – a comedic role where she gets to be dirty/funny and raunchy/silly. Plus, she used to be one of the most in-demand actresses in Hollywood. And now she's doing a small part in a movie about having babies. Ugh. Anyway, I read some negative comments about this Bazaar photo shoot, but I don't think it's that bad. The cover isn't great, but I like the other photos. In the interview, Camy talks about boys, of course. Specifically, she talks about how much she loves English boys. Girl, don't even get me started!
[Via The Mail] Are you offended that she seems to be saying that she prefers English boys to American boys? I'm kind of meh on that. I'm not going to get all nationalistic about it, maybe because I really like English boys too. And Scottish boys. And Irish boys. And if it really matters to you, it's not like Cameron is practicing what she's preaching – she's always with American boys, from Matt Dillion to Jared Leto to Justin Timberlake to Alex Rodriguez. People keep trying to get her together with Jude Law (sigh, wouldn't they be good together?), but nothing ever happens. Oh, and in case you're wondering why she's talking about Colin Firth – they just worked together on the remake of Gambit, directed by Joel and Ethan Coen. Alan Rickman and Stanley Tucci are in the movie too. It comes out next year! |
Octomom files for bankruptcy, signs on for solo adult video (update) Posted: 01 May 2012 04:19 AM PDT
Among all the stories about Octomom Nadya Suleman filing for bankruptcy this week, I haven’t seen one that mentions that this is not her first bankruptcy (update: this is not accurate, her parents previously filed for bankruptcy). In a statement issued by her manager, Suleman explained her decision to file for bankruptcy. “I have had to make some very difficult decisions this year, and filing Chapter 7 was one of them. But I have to do what is best for my children, and I need a fresh start.” So Suleman declared bankruptcy, and I can only assume that she’s trying to make sure she can continue to live in the home she’s never paid rent on. It was due to be auctioned off this week, but the bank has postponed the auction until May 7. TMZ reports that Suleman has reneged on her pledge never to do p0rn. She is going to make an adult video, uh, alone. You know that money isn’t going to go toward rent, food for her children or any of the people and organizations she owes money to, since she’s bankrupt, which means she doesn’t have to attempt to pay anyone back. The timing is very suspect here. Suleman defended her decision on HLN, saying “If it’s a job, and it’s a well-paying job, and it’s gonna allow me to get out of here and move [my kids] into a very safe, huge home that they deserve … I’m gonna do it.” Remember when Suze Ormon called Octo a liar and a baby addict? Suze started counseling Octo on her money in late 2010, so she’s had over a year and a half to get her finances in order. Of course she didn’t stop squandering her money on trips to the plastic surgeon and nail salon. Nor has she canceled her gym membership. She admitted in a recent interview that she receives 4-5k a month in government assistance. |
Lindsay Lohan, homebody, has been partying and drinking in NYC Posted: 01 May 2012 04:18 AM PDT As we discussed yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was not a violent, drunken, cracked-out hot mess at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Were you surprised? She actually looked clean (-ish) and sober (-ish). I mean, of course her crack-face was jacked with lip fillers and of course she went braless in her cheap-looking gown, but there were no stories of the Cracken throwing drinks on anyone or starting a fist-fight with Rick Santorum (who took a photo of her for some reason). The Hill did report that LL was bitching at one of her assistants, but that seems kind of meh. Oh, and Page Six even had a story about LL being NICE to someone. According to Page Six, Lindsay met an elderly Latina cleaner in the ladies' room, and LL told the woman, "you’re too old to be doing this kind of work." And LL gave the woman a $100 tip! You know LL can't afford to tip like that. Oh, and Page Six also claims that LL was taking smoke breaks throughout the evening, and she was telling people she was only smoking as part of her "research" for the Elizabeth Taylor role. She's so dumb. Incidentally, X17 says that LL missed her first flight to DC because she had been partying the night before – they say she was partying at the same Hollywood Hills home two nights in a row, until the wee hours of the morning. Because she's a homebody!!!! So… Page Six has a story about what LL did AFTER she left DC – she came up to NYC to party! How shocking.
[From Page Six] Something with lime… a vodka tonic? That's my official guess. I'm surprised LL didn't do her standard crack shenanigan and just pour vodka into a water bottle and have her rep say that she was "sipping water throughout the night." Anyway, this is just another FYI – New Yorkers, BEWARE. The Homebody is being cracked-out on your city streets. Watch out. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet and PR Photos. |
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