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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.25.13
- Rihanna Shows Up Four Hours Late To High School Charity Event, Leaves 16 Minutes Later
- Those Are Udders. Kim Kardashian Has Udders Now
- Bertney Spears And Her Boyfen Are Official, Y’All
- Tilda Swinton’s Sleeping In A Box In The MOMA
- There Is No Jenna Jameson, Only Zuul
- Katy Perry And The Only People Worth Looking At From The Kids’ Choice Awards
- Does Kim Kardashian Know Khloe’s Walking Around With Her Ass?
- It’s Doutzen Kroes In A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.25.13 Posted: 25 Mar 2013 02:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I hope you still have some gas in the tank for after justifiably going nuts over this Kim Kardashian post. I mean I don’t want this site to just turn into undignified shots of motherhood. That would be completely despicable. Instead let’s turn our attention to worthy Read More ... |
| Rihanna Shows Up Four Hours Late To High School Charity Event, Leaves 16 Minutes Later Posted: 25 Mar 2013 01:26 PM PDT        Seen here promoting “Red Nose Day” without any sense of irony whatsoever, Rihanna showed up four hours late to Barrington High School in Chicago who had a won a contest she sponsored where high school students shared videos of their charity work. She claimed to be stuck in traffic then had her publicist tweet a Read More ... |
| Those Are Udders. Kim Kardashian Has Udders Now Posted: 25 Mar 2013 12:22 PM PDT        As part of Kris Jenner‘s plan to milk – *adjusts bowtie* – the most out of Kim Kardashian‘s pregnancy, here she is wearing an outfit in public that I know for a fact most reasonable pregnant women wouldn’t even wear in private if you put a goddamn gun to their head. And even then they’d Read More ... |
| Bertney Spears And Her Boyfen Are Official, Y’All Posted: 25 Mar 2013 11:57 AM PDT        Britney Spears and David Lucado have been spotted together a lot lately, but it’s never really been confirmed that he’s her boyfriend. Not to mention he looks like one of her bodyguards, hangs back like one of her bodyguards and the Shamrock Shakes were out which is usually when she needs another bodyguard. Except here Read More ... |
| Tilda Swinton’s Sleeping In A Box In The MOMA Posted: 25 Mar 2013 10:21 AM PDT       “Excuse me, sir, you’re supposed to stare at the white woman through the glass.” “Not today. Not today…” *rests fingers on chin* Because art is a living breathing organism that sometimes get sleepy, Tilda Swinton will randomly appear in a glass box at the MOMA without warning and let people watch her take a nap Read More ... |
| There Is No Jenna Jameson, Only Zuul Posted: 25 Mar 2013 09:14 AM PDT        Here’s Jenna Jameson celebrating her birthday in Vegas over the weekend, and according to Wikipedia, she’s 38 which can’t be right because I’m almost positive I’ve seen cave drawings of this same exact woman blowing a mastodon before levitating back into a giant floating disk in the sky. Later, her kind would return to teach Read More ... |
| Katy Perry And The Only People Worth Looking At From The Kids’ Choice Awards Posted: 25 Mar 2013 08:28 AM PDT        Here’s Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice at yesterday’s Kid’s Choice Awards just so everyone has an idea who our future looks up to these days because it’s Giant Tits, DeadEyes McGets-Her-Vagina-Licked-By-Directors, Had Sex With Justin Bieber, and Former Jailbait I Never Got The Big Fuss About. Which admittedly are all way Read More ... |
| Does Kim Kardashian Know Khloe’s Walking Around With Her Ass? Posted: 25 Mar 2013 07:51 AM PDT        Now that Kim Kardashian‘s ass is the size of house, it only makes sense they’d yank out her butt implants and shove them into Khloe because somebody’s gotta be the one with the ass and those things are literally the size of Kourtney. Not that Kris Jenner didn’t try first. “I guess we’ll just shove Read More ... |
| It’s Doutzen Kroes In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 25 Mar 2013 06:22 AM PDT        - Viggo Mortensen reaffirms his awesomeness by not giving a fuck about the new pope. - Shirtless Zack Morris, anyone? - In case Doutzen Kroes‘ monumental ass wasn’t enough. - Kim Kardashian knows Amanda Bynes is a popular search term. Whores that shit. - Marriage is clearly a sacred institution Read More ... |
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