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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.10.12
- Happy Birthday, Jessica Simp- JESUS!
- So Kris Humphries Didn’t Get Myla Sinanaj Pregnant Because She Made The Whole Thing Up
- Lady GaGa’s Desperate For Attention? What Makes You Say That?
- Adele Really Has Been Pregnant This Whole Time
- Tara Reid’s Bikini: Your Ticket To BonerTown
- Nancy Grace Killed Again
- Lindsay Lohan Might Be In ‘Scary Movie 5′
- Jennifer Nicole Lee’s In A Bikini, What Are The Odds? And Other News
The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.10.12 Posted: 10 Jul 2012 02:15 PM PDT Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that sadly fails to replicate yesterday’s butt blitz but don’t worry, there’s still plenty of “That person is still alive?” and “I’d pee in her butt.” material in here for you to anonymously keyboard hate babies into. Starting with Vanessa Paradis who still hasn’t learned that closed mouth Read More ... |
Happy Birthday, Jessica Simp- JESUS! Posted: 10 Jul 2012 01:15 PM PDT You may have seen a few of these gigantor Jessica Simpson pics when the British tabloids paid out the butt to get the exclusive rights to them last week, so what better way to celebrate her 32nd birthday today than for me to finally get a hold of them and make them even more readily Read More ... |
So Kris Humphries Didn’t Get Myla Sinanaj Pregnant Because She Made The Whole Thing Up Posted: 10 Jul 2012 12:25 PM PDT So remember last week when Kris Humphries‘s rebound Myla Sinanaj claimed he knocked her up? Turns out she made the whole thing up and isn’t even pregnant which she apparently thinks the above pic proves because we’re dealing with a mental giant. TMZ reports: Myla was out in Jersey earlier today, where a photog asked Read More ... |
Lady GaGa’s Desperate For Attention? What Makes You Say That? Posted: 10 Jul 2012 11:11 AM PDT Some people will try to tell you that Lady GaGa is doing whatever it takes these days to stay relevant in the media because incredibly handsome bloggers are already finding themselves going long stretches of time forgetting she used to be a thing. Except those people are idiots because clearly we’re looking at a creative Read More ... |
Adele Really Has Been Pregnant This Whole Time Posted: 10 Jul 2012 10:11 AM PDT When news broke two weeks ago that Adele is pregnant, the cheap and easy joke was, “Wait, you mean she wasn’t this whole time?” which lazy dicks such as myself immediately jumped at. Except it turns out that part of being a lazy dick involves INCREDIBLE PSYCHIC POWERS because Adele is already seven months pregnant, Read More ... |
Tara Reid’s Bikini: Your Ticket To BonerTown Posted: 10 Jul 2012 09:36 AM PDT Tara Reid‘s stomach looks like a giant clay vagina smooshed on top of a football, but you’ll notice that hasn’t stopped her from wearing a bikini and/or finding a man to have sex with her. Mostly because she’s a drunk and I know dudes who would bang a Hot Pocket, so really this post isn’t Read More ... |
Posted: 10 Jul 2012 09:06 AM PDT In 2006, Nancy Grace strongly questioned Melinda Duckett, and basically point blank accused her of being behind the disappearance of her two-year-old son. (According to Wikipedia, she was never investigated by police, but was a suspect as all parents in missing children cases are.) But before the show could air, Melinda Duckett shot herself and Read More ... |
Lindsay Lohan Might Be In ‘Scary Movie 5′ Posted: 10 Jul 2012 08:10 AM PDT If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan‘s “comeback” is coming along, she’s apparently in talks to star in Scary Movie 5 joining the ranks of such superstars as Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy and Shannon Elizabeth, so shitty. Her comeback is going shitty. Page Six reports: Sources say Lohan met with Bob Weinstein about possibly Read More ... |
Jennifer Nicole Lee’s In A Bikini, What Are The Odds? And Other News Posted: 10 Jul 2012 07:13 AM PDT - Ellis Cooper was waiting for you to find her. - Brad Pitt‘s brother Doug responds to their mom’s crazy letter. - Did Katie Holmes just give the performance of her career? - Angelina Jolie almost stole Mick Jagger from Jerry Hall. - Doutzen Kroes still looks awesome in lingerie. Read More ... |
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