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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.11.12
- Jessica Alba’s In A Bikini Again. Finally.
- Courtney Love Sued For Acting Like Courtney Love
- Doug Stanhope Wins ‘Best Advice Given To Daniel Tosh Advice About This Rape Joke Nonsense’
- Here’s How Gangster Katie Holmes Is
- Tom Cruise Left Katie Holmes For Another Woman, What An Entirely Believable Narrative
- Sofia Vergara Is Engaged To That Dude She Dumped
- Aubrey O’Day’s Still Wearing Horrible Fitting Bikinis And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.11.12 Posted: 11 Jul 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we discover that D.L. Hughley was Brother Mouzone this whole time, Slash can’t stand the smell of twelve dollar vagina, and hey, Russell Brand, are you paying attention? If you’re really trying to bang yoga chicks, you’re doing it wrong. This hysterically laughing group of Mexican paparazzi Read More ...  |
| Jessica Alba’s In A Bikini Again. Finally. Posted: 11 Jul 2012 11:15 AM PDT        It’s been seven whole months since Jessica Alba‘s worn a bikini in front of the paparazzi, and if you’re wondering how she could do such a thing, she’s a horrible racist who hates seeing beautiful women of color on the Internet. There’s no easy way to put it. Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsRead More ...  |
| Courtney Love Sued For Acting Like Courtney Love Posted: 11 Jul 2012 11:10 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy When we last heard from Courtney Love, she was holding an art show of her work that included a wedding gown embroidered with the phrase “fuck me.” So it probably won’t come as a shock to anyone that she’s now being sued by her former assistant for the closest possible unlawful Read More ...  |
| Doug Stanhope Wins ‘Best Advice Given To Daniel Tosh Advice About This Rape Joke Nonsense’ Posted: 11 Jul 2012 10:22 AM PDT  For those of you blissfully clueless to this retarded controversy drummed up for Internet hits that I’m not even going to pretend I’m not shamelessly soaking up right now, according to some chick’s Tumblr, Daniel Tosh made comments about rape jokes being funny and her friend (Who, of her own admission, was only there to Read More ...  |
| Here’s How Gangster Katie Holmes Is Posted: 11 Jul 2012 08:58 AM PDT        While Scientology tries to make Tom Cruise look like he wanted the divorce because he’s a born-and-bred pussy-slayer that can’t be tied down, reports based on reality continue to portray Katie Holmes‘s escape like the episode of The Wire it is. Bitch was using a burner! Via The LA Times: Katie Holmes set the wheels Read More ...  |
| Tom Cruise Left Katie Holmes For Another Woman, What An Entirely Believable Narrative Posted: 11 Jul 2012 08:10 AM PDT        “Tom Cruise, did you just ask me if I have a penis?” “Haha, yeah…” When Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise we were lead to believe she completely blind-sided him leaving him “devastated.” (Which she did by the way because this thing was like an escape from goddamn Alcatraz. More on that later.) Read More ...  |
| Sofia Vergara Is Engaged To That Dude She Dumped Posted: 11 Jul 2012 07:32 AM PDT        When we last left Sofia Vergara, she had kicked her boyfriend Nick Loeb to the curb making her mine for the taking. I could practically feel her breasts suffocating my face to death. But then, like an asshole, this guy decides to propose to her inside Mayan ruins which she of course said “yes” to Read More ...  |
| Aubrey O’Day’s Still Wearing Horrible Fitting Bikinis And Other News Posted: 11 Jul 2012 06:59 AM PDT        - Martha Stewart learned a lot from her time in prison. Namely asserting yourself as the Alpha Male. (No exaggeration, you will read nothing better than this all day.) - I call this one “Ode to Michael Bay.” - Apparently Jessica Biel hates her engagement ring. - The 27 Best “Breaking Read More ...  |
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