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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.16.12
- And Now Marilyn Manson Wants A Baby. Why Not?
- Miley Cyrus Wants Pregnant
- Penn State Won’t Remove Joe Paterno’s Statue
- Elle Macpherson & Julianne Hough Wore Bikinis. Let’s Reflect On That.
- Michael Lohan & Kate Major Finally Made The Baby They Can Milk For Press They’ve Always Wanted
- That’s More Like It, Adrianne Curry
- Sage Stallone Found Dead (1976 – 2012)
- Maria Menounos In A Bikini Will Start Your Morning And Other News
The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.16.12 Posted: 16 Jul 2012 01:30 PM PDT “Relax babe, McConaughey’s old man drove the Winnebago coast to coast like this.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely comprised of Comic-Con T&A and/or anyone who showed up in Captain Douche cosplay. Fortunately there was enough room to squeeze in Shauna Sand‘s nipple saying it all with its extremely uncalled Read More ... |
And Now Marilyn Manson Wants A Baby. Why Not? Posted: 16 Jul 2012 12:30 PM PDT “I hope How I Met Your Mother isn’t a rerun tonight…” In case you were wondering just how infectious the Hollywood baby craze is getting, fucking Marilyn Manson wants to have a kid now. Yes, he tries to be cool about it and say it’s just so he can watch his progeny swear, except that’s Read More ... |
Posted: 16 Jul 2012 11:29 AM PDT Miley Cyrus‘s fiance Liam Hemsworth just became an uncle recently, so naturally Miley wants a baby right fucking now because that’s the kind of decision that should be based on, “Aw, no, fair. How come she gets one?” Us Magazine reports: Set to tie the knot with the Hunger Games hunk, 22, bride-to-be Cyrus, 19, Read More ... |
Penn State Won’t Remove Joe Paterno’s Statue Posted: 16 Jul 2012 10:36 AM PDT “Wait, didn’t this guy let a bunch of kids get raped?” “Only poor ones. Now quit slouching.” Thanks to the Freeh Report, we now know Joe Paterno and Penn State officials consciously made a decision to allow a known pedophile to roam free in order to protect the university’s reputation. It was a horrible sequence Read More ... |
Elle Macpherson & Julianne Hough Wore Bikinis. Let’s Reflect On That. Posted: 16 Jul 2012 09:21 AM PDT Elle Macpherson (48) has lived more than twice as long as Julianne Hough (23) yet somehow looks twice as hot. Which is almost as amazing as the fact that I slapped both of their bikini galleries in one post because there’s only so many premature ejaculation jokes you can make in a day. A feat Read More ... |
Michael Lohan & Kate Major Finally Made The Baby They Can Milk For Press They’ve Always Wanted Posted: 16 Jul 2012 08:36 AM PDT Michael Lohan and Kate Major have an on/off relationship that’s so volatile, the latest restraining order barring them from being near each other literally just expired the other week. So of course she’s pregnant now just like all those times she pretended to be to piss him off because he’d constantly ejaculate inside her just Read More ... |
That’s More Like It, Adrianne Curry Posted: 16 Jul 2012 07:52 AM PDT On Friday, we saw Adrianne Curry make her 2012 Comic-Con debut as Raptor Jesus instead of her usual lingerie/S&M-ish cosplay outfits based on whatever obscure character she last looked at high off her ass. They might as well have cancelled the whole thing. Except fortunately she corrected course by dressing up as Christie from Tekken Read More ... |
Sage Stallone Found Dead (1976 – 2012) Posted: 16 Jul 2012 06:56 AM PDT While Sylvester Stallone was at Comic-Con promoting The Expendables 2 last week, his son Sage Stallone (Seen above in Rocky V) was reportedly lying dead in his room, possibly for days, and according to TMZ, it looks like an accidental overdose: Our sources tell TMZ … Sage “lived like Howard Hughes” … he often spent Read More ... |
Maria Menounos In A Bikini Will Start Your Morning And Other News Posted: 16 Jul 2012 06:25 AM PDT - I’m almost positive Zac Efron is staring in a mirror in this collection of dude’s caught eye-diddling women. - Brad Pitt isn’t talking to the director of World War Z. - 20 Things You Didn’t Know About “Batman Begins” - Phoebe Price went to Comic-Con as Supergirl. (I want to say Read More ... |
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