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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.25.12
- Jon Hamm Could Be Waiting At A Bar To Seduce You Right Now
- Kristen Stewart Releases Statement Apologizing To Robert Pattinson For Cheating On Him. Wow.
- Britney Spears’ Fiance Just Now Realized He’s Her Babysitter
- Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Ripped Off A Charity Dinner
- Miley Cyrus Dressed Like A Hooker Again? Get Out. And Other News.
- Watch EXCLUSIVE Clip From ‘Step Up Revolution’
- Carly Rae Jepsen Nude Pics Hacked, Real Ones
- KRISTEN STEWART CHEATED ON ROBERT PATTINSON WITH A MARRIED GUY OMGGG!!!
The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.25.12 Posted: 25 Jul 2012 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world where an innocent virgin love that could only be penetrated by undead sparkle-penis has been shattered to pieces. Why, Bella, WHY?! I managed to stop cutting myself over this for a few minutes to bring you Tara Reid still amazingly scoring way out Read More ... |
Jon Hamm Could Be Waiting At A Bar To Seduce You Right Now Posted: 25 Jul 2012 12:08 PM PDT A bunch of you wrote in on this one presumably to see how fast I’ll slap on a dress and put on make-up because I love vagina so much I want to have kids and name them Labia and Majora. Anyway, The Daily reports a possibly-single Jon Hamm is either trolling bars for strange or Read More ... |
Kristen Stewart Releases Statement Apologizing To Robert Pattinson For Cheating On Him. Wow. Posted: 25 Jul 2012 11:02 AM PDT In case you were wondering just how badly Us Weekly busted Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders (Above, not Thor), the married director of Snow White and The Huntsman, she just released a statement admitting the whole thing. Which is pretty impressive, if not unprecedented, considering her team was given a heads Read More ... |
Britney Spears’ Fiance Just Now Realized He’s Her Babysitter Posted: 25 Jul 2012 10:30 AM PDT “Wait, did I grab the Thermos full of Ranch back at the hotel? Dammit.” When Jason Trawick quit his job at William Morris Endeavor, he assumed he’d be rolling in it as Britney Spears‘s manager even if that required playing along and pretending to marry a mentally handicapped person who’s legally not even allowed to Read More ... |
Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Ripped Off A Charity Dinner Posted: 25 Jul 2012 09:02 AM PDT If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan became a master thief/prostitute/alcoholic/unhireable, rapidly aging bag of dried vagina, she learned it from the best: Her mom. Page Six reports: We're told Lindsay Lohan's party-cougar mom and her brother were offered four complimentary tickets to new East Hampton restaurant hot spot Andrra on Saturday night Read More ... |
Miley Cyrus Dressed Like A Hooker Again? Get Out. And Other News. Posted: 25 Jul 2012 08:06 AM PDT - There’s blood in the water and Twi-hards are actually defending Kristen Stewart? This is your chance to get Edward! - The latest Russian mail-order brides are in. - Kristen Stewart‘s people were tipped off on Monday about the Us Weekly photos. Here’s how they handled it. - 42 Reasons Why Read More ... |
Watch EXCLUSIVE Clip From ‘Step Up Revolution’ Posted: 25 Jul 2012 08:00 AM PDT Watch an exclusive extended dance sequence called “We are the Mob,” showcasing the most spectacular, gravity-defying and largest variety of dancing yet, all set against the vibrant, sunny backdrop of Miami. Step Up Revolution – In Theaters July 26 - SPONSORED POST -Read More ... |
Carly Rae Jepsen Nude Pics Hacked, Real Ones Posted: 25 Jul 2012 07:06 AM PDT I honestly don’t know much about Carly Rae Jepsen except she sings some song that I’ve successfully managed to avoid listening to. But now that there’s all this talk about (legitimate) naked stuff, I’m suddenly very interested in who she is and wish to provide her with media exposure on my Internet page. Wait. Do Read More ... |
KRISTEN STEWART CHEATED ON ROBERT PATTINSON WITH A MARRIED GUY OMGGG!!! Posted: 25 Jul 2012 06:09 AM PDT Christian Bale being awesome might’ve torn a massive hole in the Internet yesterday, but that’s (sadly, so very, very sadly) nothing compared to the latest news that Kristen Stewart allegedly cheated on Robert Pattinson with Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders who also happens to be married. Whoops. People reports: Kristen is absolutely Read More ... |
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