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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.9.13
- The Anti-Jessica Simpson: A Salute To Hilary Duff Doing Pilates
- Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Threatens To Sue Her Mom If She Keeps Saying He Raped Her
- The Irina Shayk Bikini Photos Our Server Almost Deprived You Of
- And Here Come The ‘Khloe’s Jealous of Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy’ Stories
- Snooki Wants Another Baby. Goddammit…
- Usher Let Akon Bang Justin Bieber
- We Can’t Create New Photo Galleries, So Here’s Kate Upton And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.9.13 Posted: 09 Jan 2013 01:00 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming to you amidst another sort-of server freak-out that could have been solved right away if our engineers had just asked me. “Hey, have you guys tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? What’s that? Oh, my bank account’s been drained and my hard drive just filled Read More ... |
| The Anti-Jessica Simpson: A Salute To Hilary Duff Doing Pilates Posted: 09 Jan 2013 11:47 AM PST        We’ve given Hilary Duff some shit in the past about her post-pregnancy weight but only because we think pregnant women should be fired into the sun want her to achieve the full-blossoming power of her womanhood in a garden of strength flowers that look like vaginas. So here she is at Pilates class yesterday where Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Threatens To Sue Her Mom If She Keeps Saying He Raped Her Posted: 09 Jan 2013 11:02 AM PST        Seen here still in London even though she had a court hearing on Monday that they would’ve thrown her ass in jail for not showing up to, but it was delayed that morning which she had no way of knowing would happen, Lindsay Lohan‘s dad Michael apparently isn’t a big fan of her mom Dina Read More ... |
| The Irina Shayk Bikini Photos Our Server Almost Deprived You Of Posted: 09 Jan 2013 10:05 AM PST        I’ve got some good news and some bad news: The good news is that we can create photo galleries again, so here are the Irina Shayk bikini pics that we originally planned to start the day with. The bad news is that Kate Upton will no longer be accompanying every single post. Which is why Read More ... |
| And Here Come The ‘Khloe’s Jealous of Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy’ Stories Posted: 09 Jan 2013 09:30 AM PST        (“What’s with the pics?” Don’t look a gift-boob in the mouth.) When Kris Jenner made Khloe Kardashian barren so she could milk that for an easy couple of episodes (Not to mention Sasquatch breeding is heavily regulated and she can’t have the government snooping around and finding out they’re harboring an alien.), she also knew Read More ... |
| Snooki Wants Another Baby. Goddammit… Posted: 09 Jan 2013 07:19 AM PST        I’m sorry. Did you think I was joking? Because we all somehow averted death and destruction as 2012 came to an end, Snooki wants to keep reproducing which is wonderful news for anyone who wants to see humanity replaced by syphilitic Ewok sex-dolls that piss all over the place. It’s how I’ve always wanted to Read More ... |
| Usher Let Akon Bang Justin Bieber Posted: 09 Jan 2013 07:00 AM PST        That’s the only way to read this. Via TMZ: Akon was leaving The Ivy yesterday when we asked him about the fan reaction to the photos of Bieber puffin’ away on a joint, while surrounded by Coronas, at a recent hotel party. “I gotta talk to Justin,” Akon said … “I didn’t know he was Read More ... |
| We Can’t Create New Photo Galleries, So Here’s Kate Upton And Other News Posted: 09 Jan 2013 06:42 AM PST        Progamming Note: So remember how the site melted down on Friday? Well, it’s been slowly rebuilding itself this week and not without all kinds of fun surprises. Surprises like not being able to create new photo galleries which is happening this morning. So enjoy these old shots of Kate Upton and mentally prepare yourself for Read More ... |
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