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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.11.12
- Lindsay Lohan’s Philipp Plein Shoot Looks Different Than We Remember
- Khloe Kardashian Not Exactly Denying Her Fatherless Sasquatch-ness
- Wilmer Valderrama Dumped Demi Lovato
- Katy Perry’s Rebounding With Tim Tebow
- What’s Up, Kate Beckinsale? And Other News
- Khloe Isn’t A Kardashian
- Halle Berry Is Engaged
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.11.12 Posted: 11 Jan 2012 01:45 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve captured what could be the last terrified moments of Cuba Gooding Jr.‘s life, Sam Woolley and Layla Flaherty almost convince me that all Housewives programming isn’t soul-sucking putrid feces shat into my TV by Satan himself. (It is.) And 50 Cent provides the black microphone pic Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Philipp Plein Shoot Looks Different Than We Remember Posted: 11 Jan 2012 12:45 PM PST        Back in September, Lindsay Lohan shocked the world by actually finding work at Fashion Week in Milan that somehow didn’t involve blowing swarthy billionaire hotel owners in a pile of coke. Apparently designer Philipp Plein genuinely fell in love with her face because, unlike all the bruises and other hooker wounds, he actually left Lindsay’s Read More ...  |
| Khloe Kardashian Not Exactly Denying Her Fatherless Sasquatch-ness Posted: 11 Jan 2012 11:45 AM PST        Khloe Kardashian has reacted to Robert Kardashian‘s ex-wife who claimed in a new interview with Star that she’s not a real Kardashian, but instead the result of an affair Kris Jenner had with another man. An affair Kris has admitted to, so be sure to take note how Khloe isn’t exactly denying her real dad Read More ...  |
| Wilmer Valderrama Dumped Demi Lovato Posted: 11 Jan 2012 10:38 AM PST        “Stop looking at me, Chris Hansen.” With her 20th birthday looming this year, underage face-mauler extraordinaire Wilmer Valderrama really didn’t have a choice when it came to dumping Demi Lovato over the weekend. The heart wants what the heart wants, and his just happens to want teenagers. You can’t fight nature! People reports: A wise Read More ...  |
| Katy Perry’s Rebounding With Tim Tebow Posted: 11 Jan 2012 09:23 AM PST        “Lord, these touchdowns are great and everything, but how ’bout some tits?” With all the pain and suffering in the world, God looked down upon humanity and sent us a champion. – A non-singing and dancing champion, I should say. These miracles are starting to run together. – A champion who really wouldn’t help with Read More ...  |
| What’s Up, Kate Beckinsale? And Other News Posted: 11 Jan 2012 09:20 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Having never watched Toddlers & Tiaras, I now know what it’s like to get addicted to heroin after shooting up for the first time. - Coco is going to be on Law & Order: SVU again. Probably as a doctor or something. - Anderson Cooper pretends to Read More ...  |
| Posted: 11 Jan 2012 08:16 AM PST        “What do you mean I have to take a paternity test?” Back in November, Kris Jenner admitted to cheating on Robert Kardashian for no other reason than to shill copies of her book, so of course it never even occurred to her that she also basically said, “Oh, by the way, Khloe‘s a bastard.” Now Read More ...  |
| Posted: 11 Jan 2012 07:43 AM PST        Despite the fact Halle Berry launched an insane public custody battle where she basically called Gabriel Aubry a racist for fathering a child with her only to turn around and go, “Just kidding! Tee-hee!” when he produced recordings of her going batshit on his voicemail, Olivier Martinez has decided to propose to her anyway because Read More ...  |
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