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“Mariah Carey managed to walk somewhere, bless her heart” links Posted: 02 Mar 2012 10:41 AM PST Mariah Carey walks and works. Barely. [LaineyGossip] |
Taylor Swift has a “puppy dog” crush on Tim Tebow: is there any other kind for her? Posted: 02 Mar 2012 10:05 AM PST Earlier this week, we talked about how Taylor Swift finally met her true and virtuous soulmate, Broncos QB and uber-Christian Tim Tebow. They met at a pre-Oscars party in which Tebow was surrounded by girls. When Swifty made a beeline for him, they ended up in conversation for an hour. Then, two nights later, A DATE!!! Sort of. Sources claim that their respective managers were also on the "date" – perhaps as chaperons? Because they're both so virtuous! Anyway, it's so predictable – Us Weekly is now reporting that Swifty has a "puppy dog" crush on Tebow. Oh, girl. You know you're just going to be writing songs about how he dumped you over the phone.
[From Us Weekly] She's 22 years old – not a girl, not yet a woman? Or is she a woman who acts like a girl as part of her image? While Swifty's vibe is virginal, let's also remember that she got on John Mayer's KKK dong. Just let your mind wander on that one. Now, I don't know if she's actually had p-in-the-v sex since Mayer. The road from Mayer to Tebow is littered with fallen beards, but if you believe that Jake Gyllenhaal likes vadge, then there are reports that indicate that Jake and Taylor's cuddlefesting sometimes turned into more (or at least affectionate sleepovers). What's my point with all of this sex talk? My point: can Swifty keep her knees together while dating Tim Tebow? Or will she and Tebow end up in the "friend zone" and just be nonsexual buddies? While I know that Swifty and Tebow make sense on paper, I'd still like her to find some guy who is her own age, who has a job, who likes sex, who will hold her hand and who is still "nice." I'm still pushing for Swifty and Bruno Mars. |
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