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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.5.12
- People Are Seriously Surprised Kirk Cameron Is A Giant Homophobe?
- Jennifer Lopez In A Bikini Has Nothing To Do With Kirk Cameron Hating Gays
- Justin Bieber Bought A $10.8 Million House To Bang Selena Gomez In
- Snooki’s Pregnant AND Engaged Now
- Miley Walkin’ That Dang Ol’ Dog and Other News
- Thank You, Ralph McQuarrie (1929 – 2012)
- Christina Hendricks Got Hacked Except The Topless One’s A Fake
- Olivia Munn Got Hacked Except Not Really
The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.5.12 Posted: 05 Mar 2012 01:25 PM PST Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, a not-so-random smattering of tits and anything we find worthy of your snarky fodder. But mostly tits. Starting off, Channing Tatum eye-bangs the shit out of the front row while Jonah Hill pretends people want to hear whatever the hell he’s talking about. The Hoff‘s loyal German following Read More ... |
People Are Seriously Surprised Kirk Cameron Is A Giant Homophobe? Posted: 05 Mar 2012 12:30 PM PST “Is that guy wearing a pink shirt? I shouldn’t have come here…” Kirk Cameron believes the fact that a banana has ridges is an “atheist’s nightmare,” so really no one should’ve been surprised at all when he went on Piers Morgan Friday night and not only called homosexuality “unnatural,” but also made it clear that Read More ... |
Jennifer Lopez In A Bikini Has Nothing To Do With Kirk Cameron Hating Gays Posted: 05 Mar 2012 12:28 PM PST Here are just-released photos of Jennifer Lopez in Rio last month, that I’m going to assume were sat on so, per her instructions, they could weed out every single bikini shot where you see cellulite. So naturally two were left. On that note, here’s an intimate shot with Casper Smart if intimate means having an Read More ... |
Justin Bieber Bought A $10.8 Million House To Bang Selena Gomez In Posted: 05 Mar 2012 09:58 AM PST For my 18th birthday, my parents gave me an Nintendo 64 with a copy of GoldenEye and let me have a couple buddies over to spend the night throwing proximity mines at each others dicks. Except after midnight, we snuck out so I could buy cigars because I no longer had a Cinderella license (Everyone Read More ... |
Snooki’s Pregnant AND Engaged Now Posted: 05 Mar 2012 08:43 AM PST Because these kids are all moral-filled canolis, Snooki‘s boyfriend Jionni LaValle has reportedly decided to make an honest woman out of the Ewok he fucked without a condom on, according to People. Except he should probably wait for a DNA test considering the list of potential fathers continues to grow each day along with the Read More ... |
Miley Walkin’ That Dang Ol’ Dog and Other News Posted: 05 Mar 2012 08:42 AM PST Posted by Photo Boy - There’s a bunch of huge breasts in here. - Kate Upton has designed her own swimsuit line. (And she’s modeling them.) - Jason Segel has banged his last Muppet. - Gabriel Aubry is seeking monetary support from Halle Berry now. This will go great. - Read More ... |
Thank You, Ralph McQuarrie (1929 – 2012) Posted: 05 Mar 2012 07:42 AM PST Ralph McQuarrie, the legendary science-fiction concept artist who gave George Lucas‘ original Star Wars trilogy its iconic, timeless look, died Saturday at 82. And for those of you who haven’t spent 98% of your life obsessed with Star Wars like I still am (Did you know they made McQuarrie concept figures?! I need to quit Read More ... |
Christina Hendricks Got Hacked Except The Topless One’s A Fake Posted: 05 Mar 2012 06:47 AM PST Christina Hendricks also found herself the target of “hackers,” only this time they actually did break into her cell phone and steal personal pics, but just like Olivia Munn, they inserted a faceless nude shot to trick the non-discriminating masturbater. And also like Olivia Munn, I’m not posting anything but the top pic because one Read More ... |
Olivia Munn Got Hacked Except Not Really Posted: 05 Mar 2012 06:23 AM PST Leaked photos of Olivia Munn hit the Internet yesterday including a nude shot except, surprise, the photos weren’t even hacked and the naked one’s a fake. So you can put your nerd-boners away now especially since I’m not posting anything more than the top photo because lawyers always try to touch me down there. True Read More ... |
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