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- Jennifer Aniston hated briefly living in NYC: “It felt like I was in a fishbowl”
- Lindsay Lohan’s appearance on ‘SNL’ is critically panned: how did she really do?
- Dr. Drew still hates Angelina Jolie: “She has the stigmata of malnutrition”
- Rihanna: “Single life is so overrated… you want to share your life with someone”
- Is Madonna considering a marriage proposal from her boy-toy Brahim Zaibat?
- Alex O’Loughlin enters rehab for recent issues with prescription painkillers
Jennifer Aniston hated briefly living in NYC: “It felt like I was in a fishbowl” Posted: 04 Mar 2012 08:16 AM PST I don't understand why this is a big story. It's like you expect Jennifer Aniston to be taken at her word. First she says she wants babies for more than a decade and then calls you "narrow-minded" for assuming that she does, in fact, want children in her life. Now she spends years describing how she would love to move to New York, and when she finally does, she immediately moves back to LA and complains about the "fishbowl" of the city. No, I'm not going to yell at her for that one – I really don't think Aniston realized how few options she would have in exiting and entering her NYC condos, which she purchased last year. She thought she'd be able to move with the same kind of stealth that she has in LA, and that just wasn't happening in New York. So Aniston described her new-found dislike of city living in a recent interview, and she also talks about how happy she is:
[From People] It feels sort of like Aniston did the classic girly bait-and-switch. She moved to NYC to be closer to Justin Theroux (back when he had a girlfriend), she acts like she's down with Justin's downtown New York hipster scene (complete with Terry Richardson photo shoots), and then when she gets her guy, she's all, "I hate the city, we have to move to LA!!" And Justin is along for the ride because… she's paying the bills? And why not? It's working for Aniston – this probably is the happiest she's been in a long time. |
Lindsay Lohan’s appearance on ‘SNL’ is critically panned: how did she really do? Posted: 04 Mar 2012 07:00 AM PST As you probably know, Lindsay Lohan had her crackie extravaganza last night on Saturday Night Live. Comeback! Sobriety! Work! Talent! I actually slept through this, so I'm just going to put up some of the video "highlights". I checked with Entertainment Weekly, and they say that Lohan wasn't even that heavily featured in most of the skits, and her "reliance" on cue cards became "excruciating". Other TV critics have also panned Lohan's appearance. Here's a funny/sad thought: while Lohan's cracked-out shenanigans and addiction issues have played out over the past six years, everyone always said, "But she was talented, it's such a pity." What if she never really was as talented as people remember? Anyway, some highlights: This is the cold open which is Lohan-free. It's pretty funny, though, mostly because Bill Hader specializes in playing the freakiest bastards and his Shep Smith is hilarious. Here's Lohan's opening monologue. They "joke" about her SCRAM, how she's probably carrying drugs on her person, and how dilated her pupils are. There are special appearances by Jimmy Fallon AND JON HAMM. The Hamm has been tainted by The Cracken!!!! Ugh. Here's the "Sacred Straight" skit where LL plays herself. Why does that get applause? Her crack-face looks weird here, and the skit is not good. This is the "Rude Buddha" skit. Is this offensive to Buddhists? And Lindsay should no longer be able to play "the hot girl," right? You know what sucks about this SNL gig? Lindsay is using this to get more work. On Saturday, Page Six reported that Lindsay is now lining up some films – she's "joining the cast" of a "sexual thriller" directed by Johan Renck, who is best known for music videos. You can read more about it here – it doesn't say that the Cracken has officially signed on for anything, though. It's probably just a rumor. |
Dr. Drew still hates Angelina Jolie: “She has the stigmata of malnutrition” Posted: 04 Mar 2012 06:59 AM PST Dr. Drew hates Angelina Jolie. Everyone has the right to hate Angelina or any other celebrity – that in and of itself doesn't bother me. What bugs me is that Dr. Drew bases his opinion of Angelina on tabloid reports – which he believes whole-heartedly, especially In Touch Weekly – and Dr. Drew uses those tabloid reports to create a medical "diagnosis" of Angelina's issues. And then he tells the world his diagnoses in interviews or on his show. Dr. Drew does this about many celebrities that he has never treated – in the past few years, he's "diagnosed" Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds, Eva Longoria, Miley Cyrus and many, many more. But he really has a hard-on for "calling out" Angelina specifically, as he has many times in the past. His latest hate-on for Jolie is with her appearance at the Oscars. Of course.
Enough, Dr. Drama Queen. Enough. She's really skinny. We get it. I'd like to see her eat a sandwich as well, and I don't even have a "doctorate" to whore out with my opinions. WTF is the "stigmata of malnutrition"??? Was he trying to say "stigma" or is really so much of an epic concern-troll that he's comparing Angelina's skinny arms to STIGMATA? Dr. Drew continued, "The fact that she would look awesome if she gained twenty pounds is just like the crucifixion! I'm tired of no one listening to ME!!!! And if you call me a hack, I'll diagnosis you with narcissistic personality disorder, so help me God. I'm just like Saint Peter. No on ever realizes that." Here are some photos of Angelina out and about yesterday. She and Brad went to McDonalds with the kids, and then Angelina took some of the kids to a movie. |
Rihanna: “Single life is so overrated… you want to share your life with someone” Posted: 04 Mar 2012 06:25 AM PST As I've mentioned before, I think I'm more sympathetic than most people when it comes to Rihanna. I’ve noticed that I’m more sympathetic than most of the commenters too, it seems. I can’t help – I give the girl the benefit of the doubt. While it seems likely that Chris Brown and Rihanna were or are hooking up again, I tend to think this whole situation is a lot more complicated than simply an abuse victim getting back with her abuser. I don't know all of the specifics of the situation, and neither do you, and my default assumptions are along the lines of, "Chris is probably wrong in whatever he does, and Rihanna is probably too baked to care about any of it." Anyway, Rihanna was in London all of last week, thank God. I hope she stays there for a while and finds a new dude with an accent. While in the UK, Rihanna made an appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show, and now people are talking about her comments. They're trying to bill this as "Rihanna disrespects Adele," but if you read all of her comments, she's not.
[From People] OK, first, let's talk about the stuff she said about being single – I've been saying this over and over, and I think Rihanna is trying to confirm it. Whatever is going down between Rihanna and Chris is a casual sex thing. Her emotions are not involved. Hopefully. I don't think, in Rihanna's mind, that she's "back" with Chris or that they're dating or anything. They might have just slept together a few times, and she considers herself a single girl. Is it dumb? Sure. But let Rihanna figure it out, you know? As her comments about Adele – I think she just being honest. 21 is a depressing album. It's beautiful and Adele is awesome, but I reached a point where I had to put it away too. |
Is Madonna considering a marriage proposal from her boy-toy Brahim Zaibat? Posted: 04 Mar 2012 06:24 AM PST All of this time, I've never really formed an opinion on Madonna's boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat. Really, though, I tend to forget that Madonna actually has a boyfriend. Brahim keeps quiet for the most part, although Madge has let him speak a few times recently, and let's just say that he's not really lightning in a bottle. He's cute. He has a good body. He's young. That's why Madge keeps him around. It also seems like Brahim is close with Madonna's children – perhaps as a like-minded playmate/babysitter. Who knows? Anyway, The Mail reports that Brahim has proposed to Madge, and that she did NOT turn him down flat. She's actually considering him?
[From The Mail] Yeah, I've got to wonder how the religious stuff plays out at home. When Brahim says anything about anything, though, I've got to think that Madonna just tells him to STFU. Maybe I'm not being fair, though. Madonna is so weird these days, and she really will do anything to look young, to act young, to BE young. So maybe Brahim is the answer. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News. |
Alex O’Loughlin enters rehab for recent issues with prescription painkillers Posted: 04 Mar 2012 06:03 AM PST I pretty much only know Alex O'Loughlin from the film The Backup Plan, where he played the love interest of preggo Jennifer Lopez. By the way, even though that's not even close to being a good film, I came out of it liking Alex a great deal. He has an enormous amount of on-screen charm, and the man is totally gorgeous. Anyway, he's currently on Hawaii Five-0, which is probably pretty stunt-heavy work. Alex had a shoulder injury recently, and as such, he began taking prescription medication, likely some heavy-duty painkillers. And much like Gerard Butler's official excuse, Alex's representation is now announcing that Alex is seeking treatment for issues involving his abuse of prescription pain medication.
[From People] Now, Alex is no Gerard Butler. For one thing, he's not as famous as Gerard, which may be why we've never heard a whiff of scandal about Alex. Or it could be that this story should be accepted as face value, that Alex never had a problem with anything until a few months ago, when he got hooked on Vicodin or whatever. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, just because there doesn't seem to be any other scandal around him, and because he seems to be taking his treatment seriously, and he's coming clean with the world. Good luck to Alex, and I hope he gets clean and stays clean. |
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