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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.16.12
- Kate Gosselin Just Got Fired From Coupon Cabin
- Blake Lively Seems Terrible To Marry Is How I’m Going To Read This So I Don’t Kill Myself
- Amanda Bynes Won’t Talk To Jennie Garth
- Hulk Hogan Sues Bubba The Love Sponge & Gawker For $100 Million Over Leaked Sex Tape
- Halle Berry & Sarah Palin Are Related
- Jon Hamm & Adam Scott Recreate The Opening Credits To ‘Simon & Simon’ And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.16.12 Posted: 16 Oct 2012 12:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed in which we actually learn several valuable lessons: 1. If you admire inanimate objects during your sex tape, Jennifer Love Hewitt might wear said objects as clothes to trick you into marrying her. 2. Maria Menounos will cut a bitch for this. 3. Never, ever let Arnold Schwarzenegger Read More ... |
| Kate Gosselin Just Got Fired From Coupon Cabin Posted: 16 Oct 2012 11:55 AM PDT       “Are coupons little Asian children that suck the life out of you? Because I know about those. And stuffing them into a cabin.” Probably because her first post right out of the gate wasn’t about coupons but instead denying those pesky plastic surgery rumors that, well, you’d have to be famous like her to understand, Read More ... |
| Blake Lively Seems Terrible To Marry Is How I’m Going To Read This So I Don’t Kill Myself Posted: 16 Oct 2012 11:00 AM PDT        If you hadn’t read by now, Martha Stewart helped plan Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds‘ wedding, except it turns out Blake Lively also had eight million details for this thing which makes her seem like a real pain in the ass to marry with awesome breasts that wouldn’t make up for all that, right? (Nod Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes Won’t Talk To Jennie Garth Posted: 16 Oct 2012 10:05 AM PDT        Jennie Garth pretended to be Amanda Bynes‘ sister on TV, so right off the bat that qualifies her to help what’s starting to look more and more like a schizophrenic attempting to self-medicate by turning moving vehicles into bongs on wheels. In fact, I’m amazed somebody didn’t call Jennie Garth sooner, she’s practically a doctor Read More ... |
| Hulk Hogan Sues Bubba The Love Sponge & Gawker For $100 Million Over Leaked Sex Tape Posted: 16 Oct 2012 09:08 AM PDT        See how he’s wearing an all-black T-shirt with matching bandanna? You made the Hulkamania put on formal wear, brotha, it’s time for the pain. Yesterday, Hulk Hogan and his attorneys (above) announced they are suing Gawker for $100 million after it published an excerpt from a sex tape the Hulkster unknowingly made with Heather Clem, Read More ... |
| Halle Berry & Sarah Palin Are Related Posted: 16 Oct 2012 08:00 AM PDT        We already know Halle Berry is batshit crazy, but what we didn’t know is that it apparently runs in the family. Extra reports: “You wanna know who I'm related to?,” said Berry. “Sarah Palin… That's what I said! Ah!” She added, “In some twisted way… somebody sent me this information that she was my distant…” Read More ... |
| Jon Hamm & Adam Scott Recreate The Opening Credits To ‘Simon & Simon’ And Other News Posted: 16 Oct 2012 06:56 AM PDT  - Katy Perry is still letting John Mayer touch her breasts. - Newly Single Chivettes that you totally have a shot with. No, really, you should talk to them. - Kristen Stewart thinks Twitter is going to murder her which is not at all something a paranoid stoner might say. - Read More ... |
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