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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.5.12
- It’s Nazanin Boniadi, Tom Cruise’s Auditioned Girlfriend/Slave Lover Person. ‘Allegedly.’
- Jessica Simpson Can’t Jog Because Her Boobs Are Too Big, I Believe Her
- Katie Holmes Has A Butt Now
- Kanye West Says Kim Kardashian Is Only Famous Because Of Her Sex Tape
- Katy Perry & John Mayer Got Back Together Already
- Good Morning, Olivia Munn, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.5.12 Posted: 05 Sep 2012 12:00 PM PDT        “Justin’s are way bigger,” thought Selena. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where someone really should have told Frank Langella that Scientology would have gladly arranged this sort of thing for him behind closed doors. We’ve also got Thor‘s wife needing to drop Jessica Simpson a line, this Jude Law pic that’s practically leaping Read More ... |
| It’s Nazanin Boniadi, Tom Cruise’s Auditioned Girlfriend/Slave Lover Person. ‘Allegedly.’ Posted: 05 Sep 2012 10:39 AM PDT        If you’re wondering just what a Scientologist allegedly turned Tom Cruise‘s beard-slave looks like, here’s Nazanin Boniadi the woman reportedly pressured by the church to “audition” to be Tom’s girlfriend only to find herself unceremoniously dumped and forced to scrub toilets with a toothbrush whenever she’s not peddling copies of Dianetics on street corners. Because Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson Can’t Jog Because Her Boobs Are Too Big, I Believe Her Posted: 05 Sep 2012 09:20 AM PDT        Jessica Simpson will debut her Weight Watchers-sponsored post-baby body on Katie Couric’s new show next week, so here she is setting everyone’s expectations as low as possible by admitting she went way overboard during her pregnancy and now her breasts are so large she can’t even jog. Via People: “I let myself indulge in everything Read More ... |
| Posted: 05 Sep 2012 08:18 AM PDT        Photo Boy posted this in yesterday’s The Crap We Missed because I literally missed it, so here’s more of Katie Holmes‘s new butt which proves the mind control pills Tom hid in her food slim as much as they completely dull the senses. And I just wrote the next recruitment campaign, didn’t I? Goddammit. Sure, Read More ... |
| Kanye West Says Kim Kardashian Is Only Famous Because Of Her Sex Tape Posted: 05 Sep 2012 07:16 AM PDT        Just in case it wasn’t abundantly clear who’s lucky to be dating/leeching onto for fame who in this “relationship,” Kanye West‘s latest single “Clique” pretty much says Kim Kardashian is only famous because of her sex tape that Kris Jenner directed and leaked like a leaking, directing whore-wrangler. TMZ reports: TMZ has obtained Kanye’s new Read More ... |
| Katy Perry & John Mayer Got Back Together Already Posted: 05 Sep 2012 06:37 AM PDT        “Not on my watch!” – Lex Luthor When we last left Katy Perry and John Mayer, word was out that he dumped her over email which made total sense because John Mayer’s a douche. Turns out, Katy likes being used as an easily-discarded penis-punching bag because the two were spotted at a music festival together Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Olivia Munn, And Other News Posted: 05 Sep 2012 06:10 AM PDT        - Jude Law at his handsomest, anyone? - Michael Bay should probably take a look at this. - Little British kids are awesome. — And I’m on a watch list now. - Stan Lee‘s WhoSay is adorable. - Natalie Portman gets all sexy-like for Dior. - No, Kelly Brook, Read More ... |
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