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- Marilyn Manson, 43, is engaged to Seraphim Ward, 27, after 5-wk courtship
- Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson are adorable, plus more Coachella pics
- Angelina Jolie’s Pitt-designed engagement ring is worth more $1 million
- Kendall Jenner, 16, is in a bikini & photoshopped to look like Mila Kunis
- LeAnn Rimes & Brandi Glanville celebrated Jake Cibrian’s b-day together
- Pippa Middleton might be arrested in France after her friend waved his gun at a pap
- Kate Bosworth goes grungy, hippie-chic at Coachella: try-hard or cute?
- Katy Perry debuts violet hair at Coachella: cute or trashy?
- Gerard Butler totally hooked up with a random brunette in a Coachella Porta-potty
- Lindsay Lohan wasn’t a cracked-out mess at Coachella, surprised?
| Marilyn Manson, 43, is engaged to Seraphim Ward, 27, after 5-wk courtship Posted: 16 Apr 2012 09:07 AM PDT
Every so often, even a freak needs some love and attention. Such is the case with Marilyn Manson, who has just gotten himself engaged for what seems like the millionth time. Just a few weeks ago, 43-year-old Marilyn was seen hanging out and sneaking off into an elevator with 25-year-old Lana del Ray (who may or may not be banging Axl Rose), and he’s already been engaged to Rose McGowan and Evan Rachel Wood with a short-lived marriage to Dita Von Teese somewhere in the middle. Honestly, he seems like quite the diva and must be hell to put up with on a long-term basis. Now Marilyn has gotten himself engaged to Seraphim Ward after a five-week courtship. She’s a self-described “filmmaker” (hey, so am I after shooting a 5-minutes of iPhone footage this weekend), actress, and singer with a sketchily designed website that boasts all about her interest in the occult. According to her IMDb profile, Seraphim’s currently filming (as an actress) a movie called Speed Dragon, and she seems like a bit of a famewhore that’s looking for an instant career boost. Enter Prince Marilyn Charming, and now Seraphim’s friends have handily given an exclusive to Life & Style:
[From Life & Style] Here’s a photo of the so-called “family ring” that Seraphim has tweeted with a follow-up message: “I am still speechless and in shock!” Okay. I can accept that these two are in lust and already think they’re eternal soulmates or some such nonsense, but what I can’t buy is the notion that this ring is a Manson(Warner)-family heirloom when the picture looks like it was snatched from an Amazon product page:
Anyway, I guess some congratulations (?) are in order. I hope these two are very happy together, and I hope that Marilyn at least has enough sense to get rid of this hideous mullet before the wedding.
Marilyn Manson shown at the 2012 Revolver Golden Gods Award Show on 4/11/12; photos courtesy of WENN and Twitter      |
| Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson are adorable, plus more Coachella pics Posted: 16 Apr 2012 08:44 AM PDT
These are some more photos from Coachella, just because… you know, it's kind of dead around here, surprisingly enough. There are only so many posts we can do about Brangelina! So instead of beginning with the least worthy and most mock-able people, let's discuss Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson, one of my favorite couples. Much like Kate Bosworth, Diane Kruger CARES about fashion. She cares about how she looks, even when she's just at a music festival. And much like The Bos, I find Diane’s Coachella look to be kind-of try-hard. So why doesn't it offend me like The Bos? Is it because I actually like Diane as a person? Because Diane is talented? Because Diane seems like a genuinely cool girl? No idea. All I know is that my reaction was "Aw… cute." I love the way Joshua lounges. He's adorable.
Here's Jared Leto. I don't get it. Ever.
Tallulah Willis, looking like she genuinely did not want to be photographed.
LEA MICHELE IS AT COACHELLA. LEA MICHELE IS POSING AT COACHELLA. EVERYONE NEEDS TO PAY ATTENTION TO LEA MICHELE.
Paris Hilton still exists. For real.
Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet are back together. They wanted you to know that.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN. |
| Angelina Jolie’s Pitt-designed engagement ring is worth more $1 million Posted: 16 Apr 2012 08:07 AM PDT
I like the inside-the-media stories, especially in regards to celebrity/gossip media outlets. I enjoy trying to figure out what is and is not "worthy" of a "special edition" or a "double issue". What makes it on the cover of any given tabloid? How do they decide? Well, People Magazine's choices are always fascinating. Last week, their cover story was about that dude William Levy, who is competing on Dancing With the Stars. Levy must have a great publicist, because many outlets are really trying to make this "WHO?" nobody "happen". I hope that last week's People issue sold very poorly – and I think it did. Which explains why People's staff worked throughout the weekend to put together a "special edition" for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's engagement. Like, when was the last time People put out a special edition days before the usual Wednesday release? I suspect the last time involved Prince William's engagement… or the royal wedding last year. So there's your comparison – Brad and Angelina are American royalty, at least according to People Magazine, and their engagement is worthy of a special edition.
[From People Magazine] Yes, more photos of Angelina's ring have come out, and it's much different than I originally thought. From the side angle, I thought it was just one large emerald-cut diamond with maybe some smaller diamonds at the base. But this is one decent-sized "oblong-shaped" diamond, with smaller diamonds making a "tiered" effect. Procop told People Magazine that the surrounding diamonds are "ribbed" and weigh in at 10 carats – "The side diamonds are specially cut to encircle her finger. Each diamond is of the highest gem quality." As Procop said before, Brad worked on this ring for a YEAR. Good God. Procop continues, "Brad had a specific vision for this ring, which he realized over a yearlong collaboration. He wanted every aspect of it to be perfect, so I was able to locate a diamond of the finest quality and cut it to an exact custom size and shape to suite Angelina's hand. Brad was always heavily involved, overseeing every aspect of the creative design evolution. Each diamond is of the highest gem quality." And Angelina's ring costs more than the ring he designed for Jennifer Aniston (hers was reportedly worth $500,000). Although People is now saying Angelina's ring costs $1 million, I wouldn't be surprised if it was more than that, judging solely by the quality of diamonds used, plus all of the special effort Brad took in co-designing it. What I'm saying is that if (God forbid) Angelina ever auctioned this ring, it would go for much more than $1 million.
Photos courtesy of People Magazine, WENN. |
| Kendall Jenner, 16, is in a bikini & photoshopped to look like Mila Kunis Posted: 16 Apr 2012 07:35 AM PDT
[From Radar Online] Kris must be loving this. She has two daughters coming of age to step right up when Kim and Ko. are old news. They older Kardashians are quickly approaching their media expiration date so the timing is right. Kendall’s younger sister Kylie is 14 now and like Kendall she appears on their family’s reality show and on the red carpet. This is the Kardashian family business, it’s what they do. At least Kendall is naturally lovely without the apparent help of surgery, Botox or Photoshop, even though someone at this French magazine had a very heavy hand with it. Look at this photo, she looks like a gazelle. Her torso is stretched beyond belief.
Here are Kendall and Kylie at the Hunger Games premiere on 3-13-12. Again they are 16 and 14. Credit: ER/FameFlynet Pictures
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| LeAnn Rimes & Brandi Glanville celebrated Jake Cibrian’s b-day together Posted: 16 Apr 2012 07:27 AM PDT
These are photos of LeAnn Rimes celebrating her boy's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. What's that, you say? LeAnn Rimes is Jake and Mason's step-mother and Jake's actual, biological mother was at the party too? That shocks me. Because the way LeAnn Rimes was photographed at this event, you'd think that it was HER event, and all about her and no one else. Yes, so Jake celebrated his birthday and LeAnn called the paps and they got lots of photos of LeAnn posing in her see-through dress (with no bra? Right?) and flipping her hair and squatting down with one of Eddie's sons and carrying presents and all of it. And then there were a couple of photos of Brandi Glanville leaving the birthday party alone. Remember what Brandi is wearing – LeAnn will be wearing it in a week. I checked LeAnn's Twitter to see if she had gone overboard with the birthday tweets for "her boy". I was a little disappointed – she tweeted some photos of the birthday cake and stuff, but it wasn't wall-to-wall coverage. LeAnn did write, "He’s gonna be so spoiled. So many gifts from two households, grandparents, friends….omg….and we’re gonna have to put them all together!!! Also – next week is LeAnn and Eddie's one-year wedding anniversary. For real! It's felt like so much longer, hasn't it? LeAnn was tweeting about that too, writing: "I cannot believe a week from today Eddie and I will celebrate our one year anniversary. Big plans, full two week long celebration. Go big or go home is my way of thinking
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet. |
| Pippa Middleton might be arrested in France after her friend waved his gun at a pap Posted: 16 Apr 2012 05:20 AM PDT
Yesterday, we discussed Pippa Middleton's trip to Paris, where she was seen partying heavily, hanging out with friends and socializing with several eligible French dudes. At first the British papers were trying to make it sound like this is just Pippa's Parisian vacay, filled with accented, wealthy suitors all vying for her attention. But something took a turn for the worse. Pippa was photographed in a car with several men, and one of them had a gun. The dude was playing with the gun (real or fake, it is unknown), and he pointed it at one of the paparazzi. You can see those photos here, at The Sun. The Sun gleefully broke the (exclusive) story, and now they're claiming that Pippa might be arrested and charged with something.
[From The Sun] I've totally been warped by American gun laws and the particularly gun-friendly area in which I live – I mean, I've been in nice restaurants where I'm seated next to dudes who are locked, loaded, and holstered, sitting there eating their steak. So… I'm warped. Plus, my knowledge of French gun laws are minimal at best. I thought France was like the UK – as in, it's really difficult for the average person to get a handgun? Is that no longer the case? Best case scenario: Pippa's dude-friends are idiots who think they're "cool" for playing with a gun. Worst case scenario: Pippa thinks her idiot-friends are super-cool for playing with guns and pointing them at the paparazzi AND she gets arrested.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN. |
| Kate Bosworth goes grungy, hippie-chic at Coachella: try-hard or cute? Posted: 16 Apr 2012 04:20 AM PDT
There are 20-million new photos from Coachella, so just prepare yourselves. If it's dead today, we're going to be covering them, which is unfortunate because the celebrity photo-ops seem especially C-list this year. Like, Paris Hilton was photographed a lot. As was Vanessa Hudgens. In years past, some actual B-listers and an occasional A-lister made their way to Coachella where they pretended to be hippies for a few days then went back to their mansions. This year? The most photographed couple is definitely Kate Bosworth and her boyfriend Michael Polish. I don't know if photographers were just following them around all weekend, or if The Bos just has a sixth sense about where the paparazzi are and she just stands right in front of them until they bend to her famewhore will. I don't know. By the way, The Bos and Alexander Skarsgard were getting pap’d at Coachella at this time last year. I haven’t heard or seen anything about Alex being there this year – did The Bos get custody of the music festival in their breakup? You know The Bos has a Twitter account, right? You can read her feed here – she's not at the LeAnn Rimes-level of self-perpetuating C-lister dramz, but there's something there. She retweets all of the photos Michael Polish takes of her. Yep. Like this: Sure. You know what, though? I respect The Bos's game more these days, now that she's with Michael Polish. She started up with Polish in a matter of weeks after Alex Skarsgard (allegedly) dumped her. She tried to play it like she dumped Alex, but… I never bought it. I do think there's a possibility she was screwing around on Alex with Polish, though – Polish directed her in Big Sur just before she and Alex broke up. Anyway, my point: The Bos's career is barely there, but she still holds on, clinging to scraps of relevancy. We all have an opinion on her, even if it's negative. And that's what she clings to. So… I salute her. She's hustling. I also think she's lip-injectin'.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Katy Perry debuts violet hair at Coachella: cute or trashy? Posted: 16 Apr 2012 04:15 AM PDT
Over the weekend, Katy Perry was one of many celebrities to attend the Coachella Music Festival in Los Angeles, and she chose to use the event to show off her brand new hair color. However, the element of surprise was very important for some reason, so here’s Katy on Friday in two separate outfits as she made her way to her tour bus. In both instances, she’s covering her head under the guise of protecting herself from the rain, but let’s not fool ourselves into believing that because Katy could’ve easily found some lackey to hold an umbrella for her. She was really just hiding her hair because she wasn’t yet wearing one of her “adorable“ quirky outfits.
Now before we discuss her official Saturday concert-going outfit, here’s the big reveal on the violet-purple hair (with some new extensions too):
[From Us Magazine] Is it wrong to admit that I actually liked the blue hair better than this violet hue? At least blue played up Katy’s eyes a bit, but the dark purple seems to wash her out. Perhaps it’s the longer length that does so as well because I prefer her with a shorter, kickier hairstyle. At least we know this color and style won’t last long, for Katy doesn’t like to settle down with just one look. The purple is much better than the recent pink though. As far as Katy’s outfit goes, she tweeted that “Today’s lewk is sponsored by courtney love, virgin suicides & fern gully #nymph.” Nice quirky misspelling there, right? But the outfit itself — a transparent, flower-child like dress, leather lace-up boots, and very visible bra and granny panties underneath — isn’t very flattering at all. Much like Katy’s recent mint-green, butt-flashing number from Paris Fashion Week, this is a very “look at me” sort of outfit.
By the end of the evening on Saturday, Katy added a studded, black leather jacket to her ensemble.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet, and WENN       |
| Gerard Butler totally hooked up with a random brunette in a Coachella Porta-potty Posted: 16 Apr 2012 04:12 AM PDT
Gerard Butler is at Coachella. He's 42 years old, he just got out of a light three-week Betty Ford stay a few months ago, and he's consistently putting himself in situations where he's surrounded by people who are A) drunk, B) coked-up and C) under the age of 30. Plus, I have my doubts about whether Gerard is really "sober" at this point – the tabloid reports are mixed. Some have him sober and partying, some have him "slurring and sweating profusely" while partying. And honestly, I'm still holding on to my theory that Gerard's addiction issues are not JUST of the drugs-and-alcohol variety. It wouldn't surprise me at all to learn that he could be a sex addict. So guess what kind of story I have for you this morning? Gerry probably boned a random in a Coachella Porta-Potty. I think that's the subtext here:
[From Page Six] Right?!?! He totally boned the "mystery brunette" in the Porta-Potty. At the very least, he got a beej (ugh). And we're referring to her a "mystery brunette" because Gerard probably didn't care enough to learn her name. Gross. I'm SO over Gerry. If he wants to come out and talk honestly about his addictions – including sex addiction! – then I'll listen. But boning girls in a Porta-Potty? For God's sake. YOU ARE RICH AND FAMOUS. Take her to a motel, for the love of God. Oh, and Gerard's maybe-probably lover Lindsay Lohan is at Coachella too. She probably brought her own Porta-Potty for her bidness. GROSS. It looks like Lohan and Butler were at several of the same events – meaning they probably hooked up. Again. Are either of these girls the "mystery brunette"? Or is those just his friends/assistants?
Photos courtesy of WENN and Pacific Coast News. |
| Lindsay Lohan wasn’t a cracked-out mess at Coachella, surprised? Posted: 16 Apr 2012 04:12 AM PDT
Lindsay Lohan was at Coachella, of course. Because she's completely sober and law-abiding and what's the best way to celebrate the end to your formal probation than a music festival soaked with alcohol, cocaine and marijuana? And men, of course. LL was spotted in the company of several "mystery men" – I'm barely paying attention to them. I'm assuming she's "working" the festival, and that she has her own sexy Porta-Potty in which she conducts her business. TMZ has more from Team Lohan about why she’s there:
[From TMZ] Whatever. “…She’s gone to Coachella for the last 4 or 5 years so she didn’t think this year was a big deal…” Of course. Because LL’s last five years have been GREAT. Why wouldn’t she repeat the pattern? But I have to give the Cracken some credit – in many of these photos, she looks okay and reasonably sober. Her face is not bloated, her lips are… well, they're still jacked, but I don't think she got fresh injections before the festival. The ginger hair color is looking better too – less pink. She might have gotten the color freshened up. As for her outfit – what else was she going to wear, people? It's a glorified tank top, which she's wearing as a dress. I'm guessing she's not wearing a bra… or underwear. Those booties are hideous too. My favorite photos are the ones where she's strutting through the grass like it's a catwalk. Never change, Cracken.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News. |
". The Mail points out that a big group did arrive – it wasn't just Brandi, Eddie and LeAnn. 
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