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- Jimmy Kimmel mocks the Kardashians at the Corres. Dinner: funny or dumb?
- Kristen Stewart covers Elle UK, corrects her “my teachers failed me” comments
- Brandi Glanville will probably be promoted to full-time cast member on ‘RHOBV’
- LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian renewed their vows days after their first anniversary
| Jimmy Kimmel mocks the Kardashians at the Corres. Dinner: funny or dumb? Posted: 29 Apr 2012 06:47 AM PDT
Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan arriving in Washington, DC for the White House Correspondents' Dinner, which was last night. We don't have a lot of photos from the event (honestly, we don't have any so far) – you can see some here. Lindsay was there, as was Kim Kardashian, Sofia Vergara, George Clooney, Steven Spielberg, etc. Guess what? George didn't bring Stacy Keibler!!!! She had been tweeting about her dress fittings and everything, and then he didn't bring her. Clooney told Politico, "She couldn’t make it. She’s working.” She got a gig on Men at Work, it's true. But I still feel like there's probably trouble in paradise. Anyway, I watched the speeches last night, and I have to say… the president was hysterical. He was funnier than Jimmy Kimmel. Or should I say… the president has funnier speechwriters than Kimmel? No, I actually think the president is just a funny guy. I love when he laughs at his own jokes. I loved his Hillary Clinton "drunk-texting" joke, and his "wink" at being born in Hawaii, and I LOVED his super-PAC ad about dogs. Here's Pres. Obama's full speech… it's worth watching the whole thing, but the fake commercial (voiceover by Will Arnett) begins around the 12-minute mark: And here's Jimmy Kimmel's speech. Some of his jokes were really good, but some just fell flat. Kimmel also uses the word "a–hole" at one point, which… I mean, it doesn't bug me, but usually the comedians try to keep it clean, especially considering most of the cable news networks are running it live. Also loved his jokes about the Secret Service, and his name-checking Kim Kardashian and even Lindsay Lohan. Love the joke about who Obama was going to kill next, on the year anniversary of Osama Bin Laden's death. See? Kimmel was funny, but the president was much better. Here are some more photos from Twitter:
Photos courtesy of WENN, Sofia Vergara's Twitter, Kim Kardashian's Twitter. |
| Kristen Stewart covers Elle UK, corrects her “my teachers failed me” comments Posted: 29 Apr 2012 06:14 AM PDT
I heard a rumor several months back that Kristen Stewart was going to be on the June cover of Elle, and I really thought it was going to be the American edition – but here she is, covering the UK edition. I don't know if this means that she'll be on the American edition too…? She's got two films coming out in the next few months, so prepare yourselves for a Kristen extravaganza. First, she's going to be in Cannes to premiere On the Road – and she and Robert Pattinson might even walk the red carpet for each other's premieres! I doubt that, though. After Cannes, Kristen will be promoting Snow White and the Huntsman, and then On the Road will get it's wide release. The summer of K-Stew! Anyway, what are the thoughts on this Elle UK photo shoot? I'm not in love with it. Kristen has turned in some interesting pictorials in the past, but this one… well, it's not actively bad, in my opinion. I dislike her hair on the cover, and I think they could have posed her a bit better and encouraged her to close her mouth more. I always want to physically straighten her out too – push her shoulders back until she's standing up straight. Anyway, here are some highlights from the interview:
[From Elle Magazine UK, print edition] The "my teachers failed me" thing was very interesting, because that was a story that angered many people last year. Kristen, in the course of an interview with GQ UK, said, "School became genuinely uncomfortable… I was feeling a little self-conscious about the acting thing with my peers, but also my teachers became a problem. They didn't want to do the extra work or put packages together so I could keep up while away…They failed me. My teachers failed me. Not one, but all of them. I'm always slightly ashamed in a way, about what I do. I'm slightly embarrassed as I had such serious ambitions when I was younger, I just never imagined that I would ever have a reason not go to school. But then this happened." So she wasn't saying, "My teachers failed me as a person, because they weren't good people." She was failed. They literally flunked her and gave her Fs. That's interesting!
Photos courtesy of Elle UK, via The Fashion Spot. |
| Brandi Glanville will probably be promoted to full-time cast member on ‘RHOBV’ Posted: 29 Apr 2012 06:09 AM PDT
I don't know how I missed these photos of Brandi Glanville- they're dated from March 29, and the event was "A Night of A Billion Reality Stars". I'm also including some photos of Brandi at the bottom of the post from her appearance on the red carpet premiere of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, also from March. Anyway, we have new Brandi Glanville news! Sources tell Radar that Brandi will be "promoted" to a fulltime cast member on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (nevermind that she doesn't actually live in Beverly Hills, right?).
[From Radar] Even though Bravo seems to be pushing this Yolanda Hadid person as the "new villain" after Camille got fired/quit, I tend to think that Brandi will probably become the person that people either love to hate or just plain love. CB just mentioned that it seems like the producers are trying to phase out Taylor Armstrong because viewers haven’t responded well to her story line (her late husband, money problems, etc). Of course, they may try to phase Taylor out because she’s a Botox-monster and that makes people uncomfortable. So, another option is that Brandi will become “the Taylor” of the show. In any case, Brandi has gotten a lot of press and attention for RHOBV, and it makes sense that producers want to increase her screen time and story lines. I hope that's what Brandi wants too.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian renewed their vows days after their first anniversary Posted: 29 Apr 2012 06:07 AM PDT
Disappointment! I just glanced through LeAnn Rimes's Twitter, and besides one tweet confirming that she and Eddie Cibrian had renewed their vows, there's no explosion of photos and bragging tweets. I can't believe that LeAnn didn't tweet about every single little last detail about her vow renewal! I can't believe that there weren't a million photos! Is LeAnn learning how to keep it more toned down? GASP.
[From Us Weekly] We haven't talked about LeAnn since she was showing off her "anniversary present" – that hideous green ring which she was showing off on Twitter. That was incidentally the day in which one of our photo agencies, Fame/Flynet, conclusively proved that LeAnn is an idiot who calls the paparazzi for "candid" photo-ops with her step-sons – the photographers were waiting for her step-son's soccer game… but LeAnn had given them the wrong time. I want to think LeAnn has decided to tone it down a bit since then, but you know she hasn't. Whatever… LeAnn and Eddie renewed their vows. I'd feel bad for Eddie, but quite honestly, I've started to think that they're perfect for each other.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet. |
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