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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.1.13
- Somebody Swat Khloe On The Nose With A Newspaper, I Can See Her Wookiee Wallet Again
- Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pics Aren’t Politics
- Jim Carrey Responds To FOX News Criticism Of ‘Cold Dead Hand,’ Probably Shouldn’t Have
- Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Make Her Look Like A Midget American Gladiator In A Bikini
- Lindsay Lohan’s Boob Fell Out Of A Helicopter
- Kim Kardashian’s Wearing Ridiculous Outfits To Score A Weight Watchers Deal
- Suelyn Medeiros Wants You To Remember It Was Easter Yesterday And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.1.13 Posted: 01 Apr 2013 01:15 PM PDT        Welcome to another maxed-out Monday The Crap We Missed thanks to a long weekend because hard job, pajama pants, used to work food service, blah blah. Look, I know you’re here for the rapid-fire comment section hatefest, so here goes. Today we’ve got Iggy Pop‘s skin that Tan Mom just looked at and went, “Oh Read More ... |
| Somebody Swat Khloe On The Nose With A Newspaper, I Can See Her Wookiee Wallet Again Posted: 01 Apr 2013 12:13 PM PDT        If you couldn’t tell by Lindsay Lohan‘s boob falling out of a helicopter or Hayden Panettiere and Kate Beckinsale wearing sexy bikinis, we’re only hitting the hard news today. So here’s Khloe Kardashian flashing her nether-groins which I know is a lot to digest right after a holiday, but sometimes you gotta man up and Read More ... |
| Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pics Aren’t Politics Posted: 01 Apr 2013 11:04 AM PDT        Was I talking about something that isn’t how insane Kate Beckinsale‘s ass is in a bikini again? Excuse me while I call my doctor and tell him the tumor’s back. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Jim Carrey Responds To FOX News Criticism Of ‘Cold Dead Hand,’ Probably Shouldn’t Have Posted: 01 Apr 2013 10:26 AM PDT  Last week Jim Carrey released a Funny or Die video for “Cold Dead Hand” which basically attacked gun nuts and their tiny penises along with Charlton Heston for setting the standard that the NRA should be as tone-deaf as possible in light of school shootings. That said, it really wasn’t that incendiary and mostly just Read More ... |
| Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Make Her Look Like A Midget American Gladiator In A Bikini Posted: 01 Apr 2013 09:17 AM PDT        Paid for by Americans Against Chicks Having Sex With Giants Because It Just Squishes Their Implants Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Boob Fell Out Of A Helicopter Posted: 01 Apr 2013 08:35 AM PDT        I could’ve posted any number of things about Lindsay Lohan like her robbing the Anger Management set or still banging Max George. But let’s be honest, the only reason anyone cares about Lindsay is she somehow still has remarkable breasts for a woman whose both 90% dead physically and emotionally inside. So here she is Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian’s Wearing Ridiculous Outfits To Score A Weight Watchers Deal Posted: 01 Apr 2013 07:52 AM PDT        If you’re like me, you just assumed Kim Kardashian has purposely been wearing outfits that most pregnant women would commit acts of terrorism before being seen in public in for attention. Turns out we left out another thing she’ll do anything for: black penis money. Page Six reports: Industry observers are speculating that the blossoming Read More ... |
| Suelyn Medeiros Wants You To Remember It Was Easter Yesterday And Other News Posted: 01 Apr 2013 06:01 AM PDT        - Hopper Penn is sorry (because he got caught) that he called a paparazzo a nigger. - Freddy Mercury once dressed Princess Di up like a man to sneak her into a gay club. - The Superhero Media Crossover Project just made my penis unliftable like Thor’s hammer. — Okay, that scared Read More ... |
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