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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.22.13
- Teen Mom Farrah’s Doing Bikini Photos With Her Daughter Now. Goddammit.
- Okay, So Maybe Rihanna’s Not Pregnant
- Gwyneth Paltrow Fondled Some Dude’s Testicles On British Television
- Who’s Amanda Bynes Suing Today?
- Bill Clinton Truly Is Our Most Pimpinest President
- Reese Witherspoon Is Sorry She Got Drunk And Played The ‘Do You Know Who I Am?’ Card
- Teen Mom Farrah Brought Her 3-Year-Old Daughter To Sex Tape Negotiations
- Alice Eve Is Still Crazy Hot And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.22.13 Posted: 22 Apr 2013 02:30 PM PDT        Welcome to another robust Monday’s The Crap We Missed that draws from a weekend full of events like the GLAAD Media Awards up there where not only did Jennifer Lawrence fulfill Section 3: Clause 16b of her contract, but also out on the red carpet Eric Dane shat himself while Chris Evans died of cancer. Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Farrah’s Doing Bikini Photos With Her Daughter Now. Goddammit. Posted: 22 Apr 2013 01:07 PM PDT        “How’s that pactissin’ fer work, mama?” Earlier today we found out Teen Mom Farrah brought her three-year-old daughter to Vivid’s offices to “negotiate” her sex tape (Read: Pretend she wasn’t paid for it in advance and already signed a release form.), so why not follow up that with mommy/daughter swimsuit photos to boost Farrah’s name Read More ... |
| Okay, So Maybe Rihanna’s Not Pregnant Posted: 22 Apr 2013 12:32 PM PDT        Last week, the big rumor was Rihanna really canceled a bunch of tour dates because she’s pregnant with Chris Brown‘s baby. A scenario that would’ve been absolutely retarded for everyone involved which made it all the more plausible. Except here’s Rihanna partying in Ft. Lauderdale last night looking definitely not-pregnant, and before anyone says most, Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Fondled Some Dude’s Testicles On British Television Posted: 22 Apr 2013 11:28 AM PDT  Per the requisites of her royal lineage, Gwyneth Paltrow appeared on British television Friday night where in a fit of unscrupulous balderdash, she cupped a man’s scrotum in her hands for a cheap and tawdry laugh thus besmirching the crown and all of England. As to where this places her marriage to Chris Martin, Ms. Read More ... |
| Who’s Amanda Bynes Suing Today? Posted: 22 Apr 2013 10:21 AM PDT        For some unknown reason, the media keeps reporting that Amanda Bynes has a serious mental disorder even though she’s clearly just a normal, beautiful duck-woman who sometimes walks around Manhattan with a blanket over her head. Fortunately, she’s not taking these accusations lying down and has proceeded to inform certain publications that she will sue Read More ... |
| Bill Clinton Truly Is Our Most Pimpinest President Posted: 22 Apr 2013 09:21 AM PDT        Almost entirely because of that hat, these pics are like finding out Roger Sterling is not only real, but was our president for eight years who somehow left behind a surplus despite spending 90% of his term turning interns’ vaginas into humidors. Or am I thinking of Jesus? Photos: GettyRead More ... |
| Reese Witherspoon Is Sorry She Got Drunk And Played The ‘Do You Know Who I Am?’ Card Posted: 22 Apr 2013 06:20 AM PDT        Seen here remarkably showing up to a screening of Mud last night, the same day news exploded all over the Internet that she and her husband were arrested for DUI and being a drunken crazy woman respectively, Reese Witherspoon would like to apologize for the following hilarious actions. Variety reports: Toth was pulled over after Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Farrah Brought Her 3-Year-Old Daughter To Sex Tape Negotiations Posted: 22 Apr 2013 06:15 AM PDT        When we last left Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, she finally got kicked out of her mom’s house – Or moved out to be in a “more positive environment,” if you want the bullshit version. – and set off to make it on her own if making it on your own means getting an apartment Read More ... |
| Alice Eve Is Still Crazy Hot And Other News Posted: 22 Apr 2013 06:00 AM PDT        - Salma Hayek and Maya Rudolph remind everyone about that snake video which is still goddamn hilarious. - Tan Mom wants to make a sex tape now. We suicide bomb Vivid at dawn. - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems come bearing gifts. - Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s grandmother calls her “Little Read More ... |
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