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- Eva Mendes’ diet and exercise philosophy: “Work out and eat what I want”
- Kelly Osbourne tried gray hair because when she’s 30 she’ll be too old for it
- Jessica Simpson’s massive jugs were rooting for the Patriots
- PETA calls for a Liam Neeson boycott after Liam admits to eating wolf stew
- Madonna’s Super Bowl Half-time performance: how did she do?
- Gisele: “My husband cannot f–king throw the ball & catch the ball at the same time”
- Katherine Heigl hates ‘Dance Moms’, finds it “demeaning, belittling & unkind”
- Kim Kardashian isn’t dating Mark Sanchez, won’t date a football player ever again
- Sharon Stone attempts low-slung leather pants: how awful does she look?
- Katy Perry dedicates a song to Tim Tebow, but he digs Maria Menounos
Eva Mendes’ diet and exercise philosophy: “Work out and eat what I want” Posted: 06 Feb 2012 08:50 AM PST Here is Eva Mendes in Dolce & Gabbana on the cover of the March issue of Marie Claire Mag. Isn't this hideous? Eva is a pretty girl… sometimes. I'm actually not one of those people who think that she's the hottest thing, but she's got a great body, and she does have expressions where she looks… better. Of course, all too often, Eva has a serious case of drunkface, and this cover seems to have caught her in all of her drunkface glory here. Is it Photoshop? Or is that just how she looks? There seems to be a newish interview with Eva too, but before I get to that, I'd just like to point out something interesting – there's been radio silence on Eva and Ryan Gosling lately, have you noticed? Ryan flew to Thailand for a film several weeks ago – that's why he missed the Golden Globes. By most accounts, Eva did not go with him. She's still in LA, and it seems like Ryan left her in charge of his beloved hipster dog George. I just thought it was worth mentioning – there hasn't been any tabloid articled about Ryan and Eva for weeks, because they haven't seen each other in weeks. Just my opinion: I kind of think Ryan might be over it? I hope he's over it. Because this relationship isn't helping his reputation as much as he thinks it is. Anyway, here's the latest Eva interview I could find. It sounds like these are old quotes, but I Googled them and I couldn't find them in past interviews, so… who knows? She's not that interesting, and she says similar things all the time.
[Via Yahoo News] Ugh, I hate dark chocolate! It's too bitter. I wish my sweet tooth would be satisfied with dark chocolate, but it never is. My downfall will be peanut butter M&Ms. But other than that, I pretty much agree with her diet-and-exercise philosophy – work out, try to eat mostly good food but don't do extreme diets or anything. Marie Claire cover courtesy of The Fashion Spot. Additional pics by Fame/Flynet. |
Kelly Osbourne tried gray hair because when she’s 30 she’ll be too old for it Posted: 06 Feb 2012 08:33 AM PST
[Quotes from The Talk via Evil Beet] Kelly just manages to insult people whenever she opens her mouth. I find her almost as annoying as her mom, who by the way has been trying to work a Ronald McDonald haircolor for at least the past 10 years. Was that quip about being too old for rainbow hair a subtle dig at her mom? I doubt it, but I’m secretly hoping Sharon takes it the wrong way and starts feuding with Kelly. As bitchy as it sounds, it would be fun to see them start fighting with each other instead of turning their forces outward on whomever dares to speak out against either of them. Somewhere, Christina Aguilera is stumbling hungover out of bed and slurring about how she never had such ugly hair as Kelly. Photo credit: WENN.com |
Jessica Simpson’s massive jugs were rooting for the Patriots Posted: 06 Feb 2012 08:11 AM PST This is further evidence that Gisele's email prayer chain was all for naught. Even Jessica Simpson's massive pregnancy jugs couldn't work in the Patriots' favor! Damn, Jesus really doesn't care for Tom Brady, right? Jessica was in Indianapolis for the Super Bowl, rooting on the Patriots, and she tweeted these photos. Jessica's K-Fed (Eric Johnson) used to play for the 49ers, but Eric is from Boston, so Jessica explained her GO PATS mentality: "We were really sad the Niners aren’t here right now — Eric played for the Niners… But we’re going with the Patriots. And I’m a Cowboys fan, so I cannot root for the Giants!" Jessica also managed to not say a word about the Patriots' loss. After the game, she only tweeted: "Stayed up past my bedtime. Now it’s time for my big girl panties and sleeping bra!!" Sleeping bra? Poor Jessica! I wonder how much bigger her boobs have gotten. I bet they hurt like a mother. |
PETA calls for a Liam Neeson boycott after Liam admits to eating wolf stew Posted: 06 Feb 2012 07:51 AM PST PETA might have gone too far. Yes, they frequently go too far with their stunt-queen theatrics, but now they're picking on one of our most beloved (Muslim) actors, Liam Neeson. While promoting his latest film, The Grey, overseas, Liam mentioned that he had tried wolf meat. This caused PETA to basically issue a fatwa against Liam and The Grey – which if you don't know by now, is a film about Liam doing hand-to-hand combat with some wolves or something.
[From Radar] Wait, so is PETA mad that some real wolf carcasses were used in the film, or were they mad about Liam eating wolf meat? Or both? I kind of think PETA should have just focused on the wolf carcass issue, because that's a seemingly more valid argument. If you tell me about wolves having to chew off their own legs, I'll get upset. If you tell me Liam Neeson ate two helpings of wolf stew, I'll shrug. |
Madonna’s Super Bowl Half-time performance: how did she do? Posted: 06 Feb 2012 07:45 AM PST I'm including the highest-quality video (that I could find) of Madonna's Super Bowl halftime performance above. Madge thinks she's Cleopatra or something, which… sure. I mean, if you're performing at the Super Bowl, you might as well go all out. Madge started out with "Vogue" and it didn't sound like she was singing live, right? She went from "Vogue" into "Music". Madonna stumbling during that song. Poor bitch, I do that all of the time. At this point, I'm already admiring her stamina. I would have fallen over completely by this point. Anyway, after that, she was joined by the LMFAO dudes to perform "Party Rock Anthem" and "Sexy and I Know It". She just danced there, and at various points, she just looked like an old lady I think. Anyway, after that, she did that horrible song “Give Me All Your Luvin,” with Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. M.I.A. also gave the finger during her solo, but it didn't go out live. I've grown to really dislike M.I.A., and this was just a dumb, classless move designed to steal focus. Pathetic. Anyway, after that came Classic Madonna. I'll sort of buy that she was actually singing for "Express Yourself" and "Like a Prayer" – because her voice sounded so much weaker during that part, right? I also liked Cee Lo Green's inclusion – nice cross-promotion for NBC (The Voice), but they also worked well together. That was my favorite part of the show. So, how do you think she did? I have to admit – I'm kind of impressed. I think she did well. Oh, and here's Kelly Clarkson singing the National Anthem. I think she did a great job, right? Her voice is so good, I don't even mind the bangs. |
Gisele: “My husband cannot f–king throw the ball & catch the ball at the same time” Posted: 06 Feb 2012 07:36 AM PST So, SPOILER, the Patriots lost and as it turns out, God kind of thinks that Tom Brady and Gisele should just EAT IT. Like, God is all "Seriously, dude, you're married to Gisele and you live in a bajillion-dollar mansion. You can't win the Super Bowl too. Stop praying, you’ve already got it all." After the Pats lost, Gisele was photographed comforting Tom Brady – you can see the photos here. It actually makes me believe that Tom and Gisele really are that tight – Gisele looks very loving and supportive. Apparently, Gisele blames her husband's teammates for their fumbles, and she thought Tom was the only one out there getting it done:
It sounds like Gisele is just defending her husband, but she probably won't be making friends amongst her husband's teammates for throwing them under the proverbial bus. And people, for the love of God – stop heckling the wives! This makes me feel bad for Gisele a little bit. And I like her more for getting so emotionally involved in her husband's game. I hope she gets pregnant again! |
Katherine Heigl hates ‘Dance Moms’, finds it “demeaning, belittling & unkind” Posted: 06 Feb 2012 06:29 AM PST Go ahead and yell at me, but I like the occasional animal print. I know it's trashy and tacky, but sometimes I find an animal print jacket, dress, pillow or rug to be very cute. Such is the case with this zebra-print dress that Katherine Heigl wore in Germany. It's just the right length, just the right fit, and just the right amount of zebra. I LOVE IT. And it looks great on her figure too – very slimming, right? My only issue with this look is Dame Heigl's hair – bitch has hair issues, and while this style is an improvement from her teased-up, white-blonde grandma style, it's still pretty ugly. Anyway, last week, everyone was talking about Heigl's latest essay/blog post for iVillage. I always forget that Heigl is a "blogger" too – she writes about mom stuff, and it's usually pretty boring for me. In last week's post, Heigl too on that show Dance Moms and the early sexualization of young girls. Here's part of her blog post:
It didn't seem that controversial to me – Heigl was simply coming out for more age-appropriate dance instruction for young girls, and she was drawing from her own experiences as a child performer, with her mom acting as "momager". The whole "nurturing your child so they understand they are the most special flower in the world" is a debatable issue – I understand nurturing, I understand encouragement and being a cheerleader for your kids in a tough world. But at some age, kids do need to learn how to fail and how to get back up. And hopefully when they learn that, it's not on the set of Dance Moms. There's also a vein of hypocrisy, sure – some of Heigl's performances as a child actor were in sexualized roles, which Heigl glosses over. But seriously – Dance Moms is a horrifying show. And now the moms are really pissed off at Heigl too – they're issuing statements and telling her to "suck it." They're probably just happy with the extra publicity, though. |
Kim Kardashian isn’t dating Mark Sanchez, won’t date a football player ever again Posted: 06 Feb 2012 05:33 AM PST These are new photos of Kim Kardashian at Miami International Airport a few days ago, and in Beverly Hills over the weekend (the black shorts photos). First, can we talk about how Kim is still messing with her Kat-face? Whatever is going on with her mouth is just terrible, and it pisses me off to no end that Kim thinks we believe that she's "natural". It's debatable as to whether the ass is natural – but can we all agree that her face is NOT? Anyway, last week there was a rumor going around that Kim had been quietly dating Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. Kim denied the rumor, and she pushed this story to TMZ:
[From TMZ] See, I don't believe this at all. I don't think Kim "lost her taste" for football players just because of what went down with Reggie, just like I don't believe Kim "lost her taste" for basketball players because of what went down with Kris Humphries. It's predictably dumb for Kim (or anyone) to paint all athletes with the same stereotype, by why compartmentalize between various sports? B-ballers are fine, football players are bad, but baseball players are the best? Meh. Kim just wants someone high-profile and wealthy, I doubt she really cares who or what he does. |
Sharon Stone attempts low-slung leather pants: how awful does she look? Posted: 06 Feb 2012 04:30 AM PST You know I think highly of Sharon Stone's looks, right? It's debatable as to whether she's been tweaked or not, but whatever she's doing, her face looks good. She's a mature woman who looks great for her age. And normally, she's a good casual dresser too. But this is maybe the worst she's looked in YEARS. And it's all about the outfit. This outfit would be fug on someone half Sharon's age, and on her it's just a catastrophe. What is the cut-off point for leather pants? And why would you pair low-slung leather pants with loafers and a cropped turtleneck? What's especially disturbing is that this isn't just some casual look Sharon threw on at the last minute – she was at a business lunch or something. Terrible. Meanwhile, Sharon appears on the cover of this month's AARP Magazine, and she talks in detail about her past health issues, including her brain hemorrhage and her miscarriages:
[From Extra] I had totally forgotten that Sharon lost custody of her oldest son. That's sad. Oh, and Sharon just signed on for a new movie called Attachment. She plays a mother of a teenager – the mother has an affair with a college student (a boy) and the boy starts dating the daughter and then terrorizing the family. I don't even know. It sounds like a gender-reversed version of the Alicia Silverstone movie, The Crush. I LOVE that movie. |
Katy Perry dedicates a song to Tim Tebow, but he digs Maria Menounos Posted: 06 Feb 2012 04:30 AM PST Katy Perry continued her reemergence into the post-Russell Brand limelight by performing a mini-concert at the DirectTV Super Saturday Night ahead of Super Bowl XLVI. You can see photos from the event here, but for now, we’re stuck with the above photo of her ducking through LAX in mid-January while attempting to go incognito. With blue hair. Of course, Katy’s already done her first (semi-sympathetic) red-carpet appearance, but she seemed to have a lot more fun at the DirectTV event. During the musical set, Katy alluded to the rumors of having a crush on Tim Tebow (the Broncos quarterback and anti-sex symbol who refuses to take off his pants for a Jockey underwear campaign) by giving him a shoutout:
[From People] Naturally, People takes special care to characterize Katy’s dedication as “jokingly” delivered (Us Weekly further reveals that Katy added, “Hi, Tim. My parents say, ‘Hi’“), but I’m not so sure if her words were completely said in jest. In some strange way, I think that Katy would truly go there if Tim was into it. Just look at the song she dedicated to him! Here are some of the highly illustrious lyrics from “Peacock”:
[From Perry's "Peacock" via YouTube] It’s not exactly “Firecracker,” right? Katy basically dedicated a song to Tim that says she wants to be the first one to get into his pants. While Tim wasn’t present at the event, I imagine this would have been his immediate reaction to the tribute: Not that Katy is tying herself down to any one potential flirtmate. While handing the Rookie of the Year award to Cam Newton, she reportedly stated “You’ll be the first straight man I’ve had a photo with in a long time, so live up to it.” Still, I maintain that Katy would totally be down with the idea of Tim even though I know that many of you wouldn’t agree. Hey, we’ve already discussed how Kim Kardashian wants to date him because she basically thinks it would repair her image. After that story came out, Kim even went so far as to transparently claim she wants to start a Bible study group for the cause. Like it or not, the dude is a hot commodity for a certain species of recently and quickly divorced starlets. Meanwhile, Tebow finds himself with no shortage of lovely ladies with whom to chat, and Page Six reports that he was the prime target for many females at an ESPN party on Friday evening. He particularly seemed taken by the presence of Maria Menounos:
[From Page Six] Interesting tidbit there, for now Tebow has shown public interest not only in spending time with a lady but also in keeping a very late bedtime as well. Perhaps he’s human after all? Although I’m not sure whether Maria is technically available for the taking since she’s been reportedly been dating director Kevin Undergaro for the past decade and has been photographed with him as recently as late December during a romantic holiday getaway. Maria has also claimed to not be in any huge hurry to wed or make babies — she even claimed to have frozen her eggs just in case she waits too long. Well, at least we know Tebow (sort of) has a type. Incidentally, Maria was also one of the participants at Saturday’s DirectTV Celebrity Beach Bowl where she was tackled by Snoop Dogg during a game of touch football. Although there were no reported injuries as a result of the tackle, Maria likely sustained a contact high, thereby tainting herself and (presumably) rendering herself ineligible as a future Bride of Tebow. Dang. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet, and Pacific Coast News |
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