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“Miley Cyrus’s high-waisted acid-wash jeans are beyond hideous” links Posted: 17 Feb 2012 10:28 AM PST Miley Cyrus loves her hideous acid-washed jeans. [Go Fug Yourself] |
Adele is suing over “100% false” claims that she boinked a dude on tape Posted: 17 Feb 2012 09:46 AM PST I cannot even describe the pit in the bottom of my stomach when I first saw this story. (Sidenote: my stomach has been acting weird lately, though – I blame Girl Scout cookies. I swear the peanut butter tasted funny.) Adele boinked a guy on tape? NOOooooo! Oh, and we have issues with using the phrase "s-x t-pe" because of the ad filter. So let's all play along with "boinked a guy on tape," okay? Anyway, the French tabloids (!!!) claimed that Adele made a boinking tape with a boyfriend a few years ago, and a paparazzo has bought the tape and he's going to sell it or release it or something. Parts of the story are being lost in translation from French to English, but it doesn't matter. Why? Because Adele says it's BS. YAY!!!
[From The Telegraph] I had a moment of "OMG, is Adele the kind of person who would make a boinking tape with someone she KNEW (deep down in her heart) was terribly unsuitable?" Like, I can forgive a woman for making a tape with her husband or a long-term boyfriend – although it's not my choice, I understand it. But don't make a tape when you're in some dead-end relationship with a d-bag. That's just asking for trouble. Thankfully, Adele is not in that kind of trouble. It’s all rubbish! Huzzah! In other Adele news, she's changed her mind on "taking five years off" which is what she said in her Vogue interview. In a post on her website just after the Grammys, Adele wrote, "I've a few days off now, and then it's the Brit Awards here at home and then I'm straight into the studio. BOYYAHH! 5 years? More like 5 days!" Yay! She'll be back in the studio soon. This post is full of awesome Adele news. Photos courtesy of WENN, Vogue. |
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