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- “Sacha Baron Cohen shows amazing commitment to a bit” links
- Chris Brown stole a stranger’s phone, now faces possible arrest in Florida
- Scientology higher-up Debbie Cook gives details of torture, the Voice calls out Tom Cruise
| “Sacha Baron Cohen shows amazing commitment to a bit” links Posted: 24 Feb 2012 10:33 AM PST Wow. Just wow. I have to give it to Sacha Baron Cohen – he's one committed comedian. That Hilary Swank joke was particularly wrong/funny. [Pajiba] *********A Note About The Schedule For Oscar Weekend: CB, Bedhead and I will be around and working throughout the weekend. Depending on the photos and events, we’ll be posting Saturday & Sunday with pre-Oscar party coverage and recaps of the Independent Spirit Awards and stuff. On Sunday night, we’ll have an Open Post and then breaking-news coverage for the wins in the big categories. Then on Monday, we’ll spend the day on fashion and the post-Oscar parties. See you there!      |
| Chris Brown stole a stranger’s phone, now faces possible arrest in Florida Posted: 24 Feb 2012 09:51 AM PST OK, there's a lot of crap that goes along with this story, so I'll be covering it in convenient bullet points, hopefully in chronological order. The basic gist is that Chris Brown, who is still legally "on probation" from his plea of felony battery on Rihanna, is now being accused of stealing a woman's phone. He allegedly stole the phone from a stranger after she snapped a few photos of him in Miami. Here's what went down: *The Florida State's Attorney's office began an investigation into Chris when a woman filed a police report claiming that Chris stole her cell phone. A spokesperson for the Miami Police Department released this statement: “An incident report was filed against Mr. Brown, and the Florida State Attorney’s Office will be issuing a warrant for his arrest this afternoon, I can’t tell you what time, but it will be today." (That was yesterday.) *The accuser's name is Chrital Spann. She claims that she snapped a few photos of Chris as he sat in a Bentley outside of a nightclub in Miami, and when Chris saw her, "Brown allegedly snatched the phone" and he told Spann, “Bi*ch, you ain’t giving this to no website.” *After the initial reports of an arrest warrant being issued, a spokesperson for the Florida State’s Attorney’s Office told Radar that the matter is still being investigated. *Radar then reported that Chris's lawyer, Mark Geragos, has been in talks with the Florida State’s Attorney’s Office. A source tells Radar, “The moment Chris became aware that this woman filed a police report, he contacted Mark, who has been talking to the prosecutors in Florida for several days. Chris says he has nothing to hide and is hopeful that he won’t be charged with stealing the phone." *If Chris is arrested, it would affect his probation in California. Radar says "it could be extremely likely that the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office will seek to revoke his probation for his no contest plea of battery." Radar's source says, "Chris wouldn’t need to be convicted in the Miami case, if he is charged. The conditions of his felony probation are very, very strict. Chris must obey all laws and not be arrested for any other crimes. This could be a huge nightmare for the singer’s probation if he is arrested and charged." *Radar then published a suspiciously pro-Brown piece this morning. Chris is "telling close friends and associates that he has done nothing wrong, and is hopeful that a decision not to prosecute him could be made as early as Friday," according to Radar's sources. *Radar's source (a source close to Chris) says: "Chris is hopeful that the evidence and the true facts of the case will result in no charges being made against him. Chris is letting his lawyer, Mark Geragos, deal with the Florida State’s Attorney’s Office. Chris is saying that a decision about whether or not charges will be filed against him could be decided and formally announced as early as Friday. He will do whatever his attorney asks him to do. He is no longer in the Miami, but if he needs to return for any reason, he certainly will. Chris has nothing to hide…. This could be a huge nightmare for his probation if he is arrested and charged. Make no mistake, Chris is taking this very seriously. He knows that one arrest could unleash a wave of new legal problems for him because he is still on felony probation." I mean… ugh. I believe this girl's story, that she snapped a photo of Chris and he took her phone. Is this "proof" that Chris is a monster? No – we had that proof a long time ago. This is only proof that he's just an entitled d-bag who simply doesn’t think through his actions. Maybe we should give Chris credit for not punching a woman as he stole her phone? Is that progress? Oh, and considering that chair-throwing incident (destruction of property, hello?) didn't affect his probation, I doubt this will either. California justice system, yo. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.    |
| Scientology higher-up Debbie Cook gives details of torture, the Voice calls out Tom Cruise Posted: 24 Feb 2012 09:22 AM PST Scientology Leader David Miscavige, a.k.a., “The Tiny Tyrant” While celebrity Scientology members continue to bury their heads (and in Tom Cruise’s case, his lifts) in the sand, things are heating up in the potential civil war within the cult. In early January, Debbie Cook (a former high ranking member of the Scientology’s Sea Org and captain at Flag Service Org in Clearwater, Florida) sent out a mass email critiicizing leader David Miscavige’s fundraising practices to thousands of CO$ members. Cook, who remains a member in good standing, claims that her motivations in sending the email is to speak out against the leadership of Miscavige, whose methods Cook believes are diametrically opposed to the original doctrines of L. Ron Hubbard. If Miscaviage could possibly do so, he’d have had Cook knocked off for her public display of insubordiation. However and with the help of international press on her side, Cook remains physically safe for the time being, and even notorious “apostate” Mark Rathbun wrote that Cook was “not in imminent danger.” Here’s the thing — circumstances have been never been great for the lowly, non-famous members of the CO$. But thanks to the internet (and the collective power of Anonymous), the general public is more aware of the cult’s moneygrubbing practices, and people are far less likely to fall into this soul-sucking, life-altering trap. So it suffices to say that recruitment numbers are way down and very little revenue is tricking into Miscavige’s clutches. And he is not a happy camper, so punishments have increased over the past several years. Debbie Cook has now moved past the email stage and has now testified in court about how she was imprisoned in an ant-infested trailer for 45 days called “The Hole.” The Mail has the scoop:
[From Daily Mail] The Village Voice (always on the forefront of CO$ coverage) has more from Cook, who stated that her testimony thus far was “a very small sample of the physical abuse committed behind the closed doors of the International Scientology Base.” The CO$ asked the court for a temporary injunction (to keep Cook from talking until trial), which was denied. Since then, Cook has sat down for a video interview with the Voice as well. Several other details have emerged, including Cook’s terrifying description of the moment that she was taken prisoner (she was on the phone with Miscavige: “Somebody pried the window open, two big guys came in. Mr. Miscavige said on the phone, ‘Are they there?’ Yes, I said, they are. And he said, ‘Goodbye.’“) Cook also asserts that part of her torture included homophobic hazing as well. Interestingly enough within the video interview with the Voice, Cook has stated that she still considers herself loyal to the teachings of Scientology that were originally laid out by L. Ron Hubbard. Her main problem is how the church is being run by Miscavige. This is a tricky subject, and if you’re interested in learning more about how Miscavige rose to power, I suggest that you read Janet Reitman’s Inside Scientology: The Story of America's Most Secretive Religion. Among other topics, the book details how Miscavige — who started out as one of many messengers that served L. Ron Hubbard — managed to isolate the cult’s founder during a period of extended illness that led to his death. Through a series of convoluted, complex maneuvers, Miscavige managed to extract overriding authority from Hubbard to the point where he was allowed to assume leadership after Hubbard’s death. And because the CO$ has always been a hotbed of paranoia, nobody fully questioned Hubbard’s apparent decision to replace himself with little Napoleon boy. Under Miscavige’s direction, treatment of Sea Org members (which were already bad) took a turn for the worse. David’s own niece, Jenna Miscavige, talked to Nightline a few years ago about how she endured a childhood of slave labor (14+ hour days, 7 days per week) and lived in fear every time she caught the sniffles because it resulted in massive interrogation over either being or having an association with a suppressive person. Defection has become an increasingly common occurrence, and high-profile ex-members like Jenna have helped inform the public of what really occurs within the cult. So it comes as no surprise that recruitment is down, which means that revenue has drastically fallen as well. Meanwhile, The Voice has called out Tom Cruise in spectacular fashion in an Open Letter that’s well worth reading. I agree wholeheartedly, and it’s time for Tom to take the blinders off and face that his “religion” is really a cult. If Tom (and John Travolta) walked away from the CO$, that would truly set the wheels in motion for it to irrevocably crumble. It’s too bad that they’re too chickens-hit to leave their comfy roosts and do so. Photos courtesy of Freedom Magazine        |
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