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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.9.12
- Halle Berry Seems Reasonable
- Kris Jenner: The New Face Of Lube
- Reese Witherspoon Wants Another Baby – AHA!
- Miranda Kerr’s In A Bikini, Clearly Hates Jesus
- Minka Kelly Still Looks Like Minka Kelly and Other News
- Kylie Jenner Tweets Photo of Khloe Kardashian With Her Real Dad, Pretends It’s A Joke
- Kylie Bisutti: ‘Jesus Made Me Quit Victoria’s Secret’
- Lindsay Lohan’s Beauty Will Cure AIDS Now
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.9.12 Posted: 09 Feb 2012 01:30 PM PST        “Shit. Did my nose fall off again?” Welcome to The Crap We Missed featuring Wilmer Valderrama who apparently is blind to anyone holding a camera, Melissa Molinaro who still needs at least 35 more pounds of ass and a bucket of urine to even come close to looking like Kim Kardashian (But, seriously, good effort.) Read More ...  |
| Posted: 09 Feb 2012 12:25 PM PST        When we last left Halle Berry she was in the middle of making it look like Gabriel Aubry assaulted their nanny so she could strip him of visitation rights which absolutely no one bought including the judge. Since then there’s been a legal circus that’s so far resulted in their daughter Nahla being ordered to Read More ...  |
| Kris Jenner: The New Face Of Lube Posted: 09 Feb 2012 11:00 AM PST        And of course she’s holding a penguin. The most vagina-looking bird of them all… When Kris Jenner decided to use all that whoring around she did behind Robert Kardashian‘s back to shill her new book and lay the groundwork for outing Khloe as a bastard on cable television, I didn’t even stop to think there Read More ...  |
| Reese Witherspoon Wants Another Baby – AHA! Posted: 09 Feb 2012 10:20 AM PST        For those of you just joining the site, I spent most of the summer trying to prove Reese Witherspoon is pregnant only to eventually give up and accuse her of getting an abortion, so trust me when I say the whole thing was very professional. Except here she is telling Us Weekly she wants another Read More ...  |
| Miranda Kerr’s In A Bikini, Clearly Hates Jesus Posted: 09 Feb 2012 09:17 AM PST        Because a woman’s body is her husband’s property – After two years of bringing in sweet Victoria’s Secret checks, of course. – here’s the godless Jezebel Miranda Kerr flaunting her carnal treasures in Australia so that men may become filled with lust and spill their seed upon the ground thus fertilizing Satan’s subterranean army which Read More ...  |
| Minka Kelly Still Looks Like Minka Kelly and Other News Posted: 09 Feb 2012 08:08 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Jenna Marbles never actually had to say a world to get famous on the Internet. - Dog the Bounty Hunter supports gay marriage now, as long as its not interracial. - Daniel Radcliffe: “Ditto, as long as we’re talking man-bush on man-bush.” - Turns out Read More ...  |
| Kylie Jenner Tweets Photo of Khloe Kardashian With Her Real Dad, Pretends It’s A Joke Posted: 09 Feb 2012 08:07 AM PST        Yesterday Kris Jenner thought it’d be an hilarious idea to make Kylie tweet the above photo of Khloe Kardashian with Alex Roldan the man who couldn’t more obviously be her real dad if he pulled somebody’s arms out of his socket when he loses a game goddammit my penis is lonely. Anyway, Kylie also included Read More ...  |
| Kylie Bisutti: ‘Jesus Made Me Quit Victoria’s Secret’ Posted: 09 Feb 2012 07:02 AM PST        In 2009, a then-19-year-old Kylie Bisutti beat out over 10,000 applicants to become the newest Victoria’s Secret model, yet after two years of raking in money she won’t return, she’s now decided it clashes with her Christian faith and marriage. Which I suppose would make sense if she was a recent convert and/or just got Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Beauty Will Cure AIDS Now Posted: 09 Feb 2012 06:18 AM PST        Proving that the best shots of her are in washed-out black and white with her boobs out, here’s Lindsay Lohan at the New York Fashion Week amFAR Gala last night because apparently Courtney Love wasn’t available as a visual aid this time, so they went with the next best thing. DINA: Great news, honey. Courtney Read More ...  |
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