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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.27.12
- Rihanna Wants To Help Katy Perry Find A New Man. Oh, Good.
- The 84th Annual Academy Awards
- Welcome To The Exact Moment Heidi Klum Knew She Had To Kill Herself
- There Is Another.. Skarsgård
- Miley Cyrus Done Got Fancy And Other News
- Gerard Butler Should Be The Poster Child For Rehab Because Jesus Christ
- Cameron Diaz Thought She Could Go Ass-To-Ass With Jennifer Lopez
- Angelina Jolie Really Wants You To See Her Leg
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.27.12 Posted: 27 Feb 2012 11:35 AM PST        Dear Superman, when you told people you wanted to quit crime-fighting to pursue a career in photography, they laughed at you. This is why I did not. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Fancy-Tits 3: The Tittening featuring a cavalcade of tarted up celebrities at whatever the hell events they decided to go Read More ...  |
| Rihanna Wants To Help Katy Perry Find A New Man. Oh, Good. Posted: 27 Feb 2012 10:14 AM PST        If Rihanna‘s head wasn’t fortified from years of Barbadian rum and butt sex, her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown would’ve caved it in the night he savagely beat her and left her for dead which she’s since forgiven him for. So clearly she’s the best person to help Katy Perry find a new boyfriend. I’m amazed they Read More ...  |
| The 84th Annual Academy Awards Posted: 27 Feb 2012 09:12 AM PST        “Yes, I know it’s aimed at my penis. That’s why I made her wear it there.” Here’s the rest of the Oscars red carpet photos plus Brooklyn Decker who wasn’t technically at the Oscars but her breasts are huge, so close enough. Think of this post as honoring the splendor of the Academy Awards if Read More ...  |
| Welcome To The Exact Moment Heidi Klum Knew She Had To Kill Herself Posted: 27 Feb 2012 08:13 AM PST        “Ohmygod, it’s Heidi Klum. We have so much in common!” “Scheisse. It’s true.” Rest in Peace, Sexy Nazi Fucksday Device. Adding… Anyone else look at these Heidi Klum pics and contemplate melting their own face to look more attractive to her? I can’t be the only one. Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENNRead More ...  |
| Posted: 27 Feb 2012 07:29 AM PST        “Wait. You mean this guy I pleasantly raped in the bathroom?” “It vasn’t really rape by zee end, brothah.” “Ha! No, it wasn’t. I mean, eww.” Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENNRead More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Done Got Fancy And Other News Posted: 27 Feb 2012 07:22 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - The 10 Greatest Oscar Travesties Since 1941 because did you hear the Oscars were on last night? - And the award for Best Pic- oh, who am I trying to kid, here’s Girls With Future Lower Back Problems. - Just how desperate is Oprah to boost ratings for Read More ...  |
| Gerard Butler Should Be The Poster Child For Rehab Because Jesus Christ Posted: 27 Feb 2012 06:29 AM PST        On Friday, we learned that Gerard Butler disappeared for a few weeks to get his shit straight in rehab presumably after finding out he banged Brandi Glanville and/or finally seeing his reflection in the mirror he was snorting coke off of. Long story short, it worked because here’s Gerard Butler at last night’s Vanity Fair Read More ...  |
| Cameron Diaz Thought She Could Go Ass-To-Ass With Jennifer Lopez Posted: 27 Feb 2012 05:49 AM PST        If there are two people you can confidently say will never win an Oscar, it’s Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz, so naturally they presented an award together last night because Hollywood’s the Special Olympics that way. Except at one point they decided to pose with their asses to the audience which makes sense when you’re Read More ...  |
| Angelina Jolie Really Wants You To See Her Leg Posted: 27 Feb 2012 05:25 AM PST        The Oscars were last night, and like every year, they were a regal and boring event second only to golf. So we’ll try to strafe through it as quickly as possible without making Charlie Sheen think we’re his long-lost F18 soulmate that needs coke banged into next week. Anyway, here’s Angelina Jolie who showed up Read More ...  |
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