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• Is Blake Shelton cheating on Miranda Lambert with a 21 yo singer he met on Twitter?
• Stacy Keibler in lavender Herve Leger at the QVC event: budget or beautiful?
• In Touch: Angelina Jolie & Billy Bob Thornton are pretty much hittin’ it
• Jessica Simpson and fiance fight over whether she’ll have a c-section or a natural birth
• Kim Kardashian in black at a QVC event: busted, budget Armenian Barbie?
• Gerard Butler enters rehab, he’s being treated for substance abuse problems
• Adele is pissed that Jennifer Hudson recommended Weight Watchers to her
• Brad Pitt lost his iPhone & he’s worried someone will see his “intimate” photos
• Beyonce’s House of Dereon ad was shot when she was 9 months preggo, for real
• Paris Hilton’s terrible “drunk text” video is so hysterical, she should call it a parody

Is Blake Shelton cheating on Miranda Lambert with a 21 yo singer he met on Twitter? Posted: 24 Feb 2012 08:27 AM PST It’s pretty well known that Blake Shelton cheated on his first wife with fellow country singer Miranda Lambert, his current wife. Miranda admitted as much in an interview last year. So all sorts of expressions come to mind when I read this story, particularly “once a cheater…” and “how you get ‘em…” I’m not saying that Blake is necessarily “cheating” with this young woman, as in boning her, just that he seems to have an inappropriate relationship with her that goes beyond just business. Here’s more: Blake Shelton… hooked up with [country singer] Cady Groves, 21, on Twitter almost two years ago, and their cozy online banter quickly began to sizzle, say sources. “Cady had a huge crush on Blake and followed him on Twitter for almost a year before they formally met,” a pal told The Enquirer. “She was new to the country music scene and doing everything she could to get her boot in the door, so Cady sent Blake messages asking him to be in her country music video.” With the encouragement of a video producer, Blake finally agreed to make a cameo appearance as a tow trucker driver who impounds Cady’s car. “Cady was estatic – and their relationship really heated up after that,” the pal confided. “Blake and Cady were calling and texting each other every day – sometimes several times a day. “Oftentimes Cady would get a call in the middle of the day, then she’d suddenly pack her bags and fly to Oklahoma where Blake lives. Her trips were always very quick – usually 24 hours or less.” Cady is originally from Marlow, OK, about 100 miles from Tishomingo, the small town where [Blake] and his wife of nine months live… Cady’s crush for Blake was on full display during a recent interview. “Blake was a huge inspiration to me!” she gushed. “He is an amazing guy. It’s just too bad he’s married. I love older men! I’m a petite 21 year-old and Blake is tall and 35. That’s called a perfect fit where we’re from. “I think (Blake) is very handsome, and as a couple we would look great. We even had photos taken together on set with his arm around me. “Any girl would be lucky to have him. Miranda should consider herself lucky…” Now Miranda, 28, is doing everything in her power to make sure the young hottie doesn’t steal her man, say insiders. “She warned Blake to cool his heels with Cady,” a source revealed. “And the communication between them has all but ended.” [From The National Enquirer, print edition, March 5, 2012] Listen to the way this girl talks about Blake! You don’t say that about someone else’s husband! Blake has a problem with drunken over-tweeting, and Miranda has said that her husband is addicted to it and often ends up tweetin’ and deletin’. I would say that maybe Blake isn’t particularly interested in this one (hot young) singer and just likes to wile away time chatting to people online, with it sometimes going too far. Blake actually appeared in this girl’s music video, though, and she’s supposedly visited him several times. Miranda should probably put her foot down on this “friendship,” and it sounds like she has. She knows what Blake is capable of. Here’s a link to this chick Cady Grove’s music video that Blake appears in, which is ironically about cheatin’. She looks so young! That kind of makes me think Blake’s friendship with her is “innocent” and he’s just enjoying the attention. Blake comes in at 1:33. Look at how he looks at her. I know he’s “acting,” but still! These photos are from 2-11-12. Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com

Stacy Keibler in lavender Herve Leger at the QVC event: budget or beautiful? Posted: 24 Feb 2012 08:21 AM PST Here are some more photos from last night's QVC event – I already covered photos of Kim Kardashian, her plastic Barbie-like kat-face and Kris Jenner here. I didn't realize this when I was covering those Kardashian photos, but the event got a decent turnout. Why are all of these people at a QVC event? Was there no other decent party in town? WTF? So, to start off, let's talk about another Barbie doll, this one "Oscar-Date Barbie". Otherwise known as Stacy Keibler, George Clooney's girlfriend. Stacy wore this Herve Leger (I'm assuming) dress in a lovely shade of lavender. I really like this color on her, and hey, the girl's body is wicked. But the hair! Stacy has hair issues, but that's no reason to pull your hair that tight. Does anyone else think Stacy won't make it a month after the Oscars? Contract renegotiations will not go well, I fear. Good God, Nicole Richie looks awful. She's lost weight, those bangs are doing her no favors, and if you told me she was on drugs again, I would believe you. I like Jennifer Carpenter a lot. I think she's pretty too! But I don't really care for this long hair, parted down the middle, hanging limp down her face. Also – the dress would be cuter if Jennifer was standing up straight. Molly Sims is pregnant! She looks nice, but I don't like her hairstyle either. I'm also not crazy about the earrings. Is Chris Noth's hair completely grey? Are those his grey roots? I've always loved Chris, but he's looking kind of beat here. And I'm beginning to be concerned that he's going to age like Sam Waterston – ALL EYEBROWS. LOVE Allison Janney. Hate the dress. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

In Touch: Angelina Jolie & Billy Bob Thornton are pretty much hittin’ it Posted: 24 Feb 2012 07:35 AM PST I told you this would happen in yesterday's post, about Angelina Jolie writing the foreword to Billy Bob Thornton's memoir. I said that the tabloids were going to use this as "evidence" and "proof" that Angelina is a horrible monster who bangs dudes in a leathery sex shack. Or something. Well, the Angelina and Billy Bob Thornton stories have a foundation, at least. BBT is doing a movie loosely based on his marriage to Jolie, and they were both at the Berlin Film Festival, and maybe they saw each other and hung out together in Germany (while Brad Pitt cried bitter, lonely tears of betrayal). So here's In Touch Weekly's story about how Angelina and BBT are OBVIOUSLY still boning. They probably never stopped! I just love how In Touch's writers and editors can barely contain their contempt for Jolie. According to their sources, Angelina spend most of her time in Berlin "sneaking away" to see Billy. An insider tells the mag, "Brad hates how flirty she is with Billy Bob." And, "A source says Billy Bob is still smitten with Angelina – and she loves it!" But my favorite is this line of copy to illustrate an old photo of Billy and Angelina – "Oversexed Angelina and Billy Bob were like two dirty peas in a pod." OMG VILE HOMEWRECKER EVIL BAD!!!! PEAS! Angelina Jolie knows Brad Pitt can't stand her ex-husband, Billy Bob Thornton, but that hasn't stopped her from rubbing Brad's face in her relationship with BBT every chance she gets. She's even written the foreword to BBT's memoir – even though she knew it would crush Brad. "Angelina doesn't care what Brad says," an insider shares. "she still loves Billy, and she always will." And Angelina is doing more than just writing about the man she loved so deeply – she brazenly gets together with BBT when Brad's not there, the insider shares. Angelina recently met up with BBT in Berlin, after Brad had left for London. "Billy came to visit her at her suite at the Kempinski Hotel," the insider whispers, adding that BBT also spends lots of time there with Brad and Angelina's six kids. Though Billy famously ditched Angelina immediately after she adopted Maddox, "Maddox calls him Uncle Billy." Angelina's selfish liasons with Billy Bob are all too humiliating for Brad – and hypocritical, considering that Angelina goes ballistic if he has nay contact with his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. But clearly, she plays by her own set of rules. "Angelina and Billy Bob flirt like it's 10 years ago," the friend shares. "Brad is furious about it, but to her, that doesn't matter." [From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Uncle Billy? Sketchy. If true. Billy Bob was Maddox's daddy for a short time there – and wasn't Billy on Maddox's adoption papers too? I believe it took a few years to get Billy out of her life and Maddox's life legally. As for whether Angelina and BBT are still boning, or whether Angelina ever thinks about Billy Bob in a sexual way anymore… God, I hope not. You never can tell with Angelina, but I'm thinking she and Billy are just "friends". I don't even think there's evidence that they saw each other at all in Berlin. Sigh… I wish there more tabloid stories about Angelina and her other ex-husband, my favorite of all of her lovers, Jonny Lee Miller. If Angelina is screwing around on Brad, I hope she's doing it with a hot piece like JLM. Photos courtesy of WENN.

Jessica Simpson and fiance fight over whether she’ll have a c-section or a natural birth Posted: 24 Feb 2012 07:29 AM PST Last month, In Touch reported that Jessica Simpson had dropped out of Lamaze pregnancy preparation classes and had scheduled a c-section with her obstetrician. According to In Touch, Jessica realized during Lamaze that natural childbirth wasn’t for her at all. Plus her sister Ashlee had three days of labor when she gave birth to her son, and Jessica wanted to avoid all that. Well apparently Jessica’s childbirth decision isn’t sitting well with her fiance, Eric Johnson, who wants her to have medication-free water birth. Johnson is a committed vegan and I would bet this story is true. As Jessica Simpson’s due date approaches [she] is butting heads with fiance Eric Johnson over how she should give birth. The 31 year-old… wants a C-Section but her… beau thinks she should deliver naturally, says sources… “Jessica initially wanted a natural birth but changed her mind,” a source close to the star told The Enquirer. “And now she’s fighting with Eric about the delivery. “He thinks the baby should have a natural water birth, while she wants to have a C-section so she doesn’t have to deal with a prolonged labor or pain. “She’s tired of carrying the baby, feeling boated and experiencing the usual inconveniences of being pregnant. “And with the hormones really kicking in, Jessica put her foot down. If she wants a C-section, I am sure she’ll get one.” [From The National Enquirer, print edition, March 5, 2012] Late last year, The Enquirer reported that Jessica was planning for a home birth and a vegan upbringing for her baby. Thankfully she reporedly gave up the idea of raising the child vegan, if this story is accurate. I buy that she also changed her mind on childbirth and was like “hell no” and that Eric is pushing back. Jessica is having the damn baby, not Eric. He can give his input but he better respect her position when it comes to a decision as personal as childbirth. The Enquirer also adds the detail that Jessica is due on March 27. All she’s said about it is that she’s having “a spring baby.” (That’s at the end of this video.) There’s also news that Jessica is having a girl! She told Billy Bush that she didn’t know the sex of the baby, but People reports that she was shopping for pink baby items a few days ago. Jessica is shown out with Eric and his mom on 1-28-12. Credit: Bruja, PacificCoastNews.com

Kim Kardashian in black at a QVC event: busted, budget Armenian Barbie? Posted: 24 Feb 2012 05:55 AM PST Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian looking especially jacked at last night's event for QVC in LA. Let's talk about how much I HATE when Kim styles herself like this. I will never understand the appeal of the Croydon Facelift for a woman who already has a jacked, tweaked and 'Toxed face. She looks so immovable and plastic, like she's really trying to become "Armenian Barbie." As for the dress… it's not flattering on Kim's "size 2" figure. Kim is stacked like a brick s–thouse. It takes some effort to find flattering clothes, but it's not impossible. This dress shouldn't have even been a contender. Kim's date was her mom, Kris Jenner, as opposed to Reggie Bush, I guess. In Touch Weekly's cover story – which we already previewed a few days ago – claims that Reggie and Kim are very much together, and that Reggie has given Kim an ultimatum about her famewhore ways. I've skimmed In Touch's cover story in the print edition, and it's remarkable how everything is explained away. Remember how Reggie just denied that he and Kim are back together? Well, he was just doing that to get back at Kim after she wore a low-cut dress to Clive Davis's pre-Grammy party. And you know how Kim and LeAnn Rimes are church-buddies now? Kim is just doing that to show Reggie (a church-going Christian) that she can be religious too! As for Kris Jenner – In Touch claims that Kris thinks Kim is making a "huge mistake" by getting back with non-famewhore Reggie. Kris taught her daughter to value fame more than anything else, so she's disappointed that Kim is choosing love over fame. Photos courtesy of WENN.

Gerard Butler enters rehab, he’s being treated for substance abuse problems Posted: 24 Feb 2012 04:59 AM PST Gerard Butler is in rehab!! OMG. After I abandoned him for Michael Fassbender, it seems like Gerard fell into a deep, dark hole full of random vadge, cocaine and prescription medication. Poor guy – but that's what happens when you lose my love – you go to a very dark place. I'm only joking around, of course. In all seriousness, I've had my doubts about Gerard's sobriety for a while. Gerry famously gave up alcohol in his 20s, when he realized he was having problems. He's spoken about his alcoholism (though he never called it that) at length in interviews. But I had always heard random pieces of gossip about Gerry doing coke, and that some recreational drug use was part of his lifestyle, along with the usual buffet of strange (if the man could main-line vadge, he would). Anyway, TMZ has more details about Gerard's trip to rehab: Gerard Butler is being treated for substance abuse at the Betty Ford Center … TMZ has learned. Butler’s problems were triggered by the physical demands of shooting “300″ in 2006. We’re told the actor began struggling with pain management, and the problem became exacerbated while filming “Of Men and Mavericks,” when Butler was badly hurt on December 18 during a surfing accident. We’re told Butler realized he was relying too much on prescription drugs and decided to head off a full-blown addiction by entering Betty Ford 3 weeks ago. Sources tell TMZ … Butler also developed issues with cocaine, but the root problem appears to be the injuries and pain management. We’re told Butler will be leaving Betty Ford later today. [From TMZ] Do I believe this sanitized version? Sure, I partly believe it. I think it's perfectly possible that Gerard's biggest addiction problem is with prescription medication, like Vicodin or something like that. I'm also guessing that Gerard was a recreational cocaine user, and that he was becoming a habitual user. Maybe he thought he was okay as long as he wasn't mixing the stuff with alcohol? I don't know. I do feel sorry for the big lug. Unlike so many celebrities with addiction issues, Gerard never flaunted his problems, and he was never a mess in public. He's been dealing with all of this stuff in private – with one exception: the Brandi Glanville stuff. Do his addiction issues explain his affair with Brandi? Or does Gerard also have "addiction issues" with sex too? It wouldn't surprise me if he was a sex addict. For real. Poor Gerry. I hope he deals with this stuff properly and comes back a stronger person. He and Russell Brand can do yoga together. Photos courtesy of WENN.

Adele is pissed that Jennifer Hudson recommended Weight Watchers to her Posted: 24 Feb 2012 04:47 AM PST Adele is currently riding the biggest career wave in recent memory. She swept that Grammys, she took home two Brit Awards, she's breaking chart records, and she's the first artist to go double-platinum on iTunes. This time should be all roses, right? Well, haters still want to hate. Although "hate" seems a strong word for this one - The Enquirer reports that backstage at the Grammys, Adele had an "incident" with Jennifer Hudson's rude ass. Imagine this: you've just won your sixth Grammy of the night, you're riding high and you're emotional and grateful and so, so happy. Now imagine Jennifer Hudson comes over to you and starts talking about how you need to lose weight. J-Hud better step off. The first thing Jennifer Hudson did when she ran into Adele backstage at the Grammys was congratulate her on her impressive haul. The second thing she did was offer weight-loss tips, which annoyed Adele. Hudson, a Weight Watchers spokesperson, pulled Adele aside at the Grammys and offered to be her fat-fighting mentor! A source told the Enquirer, "Jennifer congratulated Adele on her six trophies but then added, 'I used to be heavy just like you and gosh, Weight Watchers saved my life! I can hook you up.'" Although Adele was outwardly gracious, friends say she was seething on the inside. She huffed about Jennifer, "The nerve of that woman!" Adele has made it known she's happy just the way she is – at 165 pounds – and doesn't intend to diet. This isn't the first time Jennifer's zeal for losing weight has backfired. "Her heart is in the right place, but her preaching is starting to get on people's nerves," said the friend, who added that Jennifer may have been motivated by jealousy. "I'm sure seeing Adele become the belle of the ball at the Grammys got under her skin. Meanwhile, Adele has made it pretty clear she doesn't care what Jennifer or anyone else thinks about her or her weight." [From The Enquirer, print edition] I kind of believe that something like this went down. I could just see it happening – all J-Hud can talk about these days is her weight loss. I can even see how, in Jennifer's mind, she was just trying to be a girlfriend to Adele, like, "Hey, girl, we should talk about Weight Watchers." Unfortunately, the road to hell is paved with rude, obnoxious "good intentions". Why can't everyone just chill the hell out? Why is everyone trying to make Adele feel bad about herself? Are you really that g–damn offended that she's not a size 6? Photos courtesy of WENN.

Brad Pitt lost his iPhone & he’s worried someone will see his “intimate” photos Posted: 24 Feb 2012 04:23 AM PST I just spent way too much time looking through Brangelina photos so I could perfectly illustrate this story. The story is simple enough – Star Magazine claims that Brad Pitt lost his iPhone while he was in London, and Angelina is super-pissed because the iPhone contained lots of "private" and "intimate" photos of her and the kids, and now they're worried that someone will find the phone and sell the photos. So these are the photos I've chosen – some are pics that Brad Pitt shot with Angelina and the kids for W Magazine in 2008. Some are from Mario Testino's photo shoot with Brad and Angelina back in 2005 (or early 2006?), for Testino's book Let Me In. Are these the kind of "intimate" photos that will be flooding the market soon? Angelina Jolie is "still a bad girl," Brad Pitt recently said. "It's not for public consumption." Not so fast! The world may soon get a glimpse of what goes on in their bedroom, because Star had learned that Brad lost his iPhone at the BAFTAs – the phone containing "intimate photos" of the pair. Sources say the couple's worried that the personal snaps could be leaked on the Internet. "It's a nightmare for Brad!" an insider tells Star. "Angelina is livid. She told him a hundred times to delete the shots for this very reason. She warned him that something like this could happen." Unfortunately Angelina is getting no satisfaction out of telling Brad "I told you so." Says the source, "With the Oscars on the horizon, they feel like this couldn't have happened at a worse time. Brad's waited for years for what should have been a moment of celebration, and this drama has really tarnished it." [From Star Magazine, print edition] Yeah, nothing has been "tarnished" as far as I can see. I mean, how bad could those photos possibly be? Are we talking about a Jesse James-like secret Nazi fetish? Or are we talking about some titsy photos of Angelina? Because we've already seen Angelina's rack. A lot. And we enjoyed it. Unless the photos contain some kind of weird kink or they contain evidence of Zahara’s unfolding plot to become Empress of All, I don't think many of us would be surprised. …Oh, derp. I just realized that Brad probably takes photos of his dong on his iPhone. That’s what dudes do, right? They love taking photos of their junk. So… keep your eyes peeled for random photos of Pitt dong. Photos courtesy of Brad Pitt for W Magazine, and Mario Testino's book, Let Me In.

Beyonce’s House of Dereon ad was shot when she was 9 months preggo, for real Posted: 24 Feb 2012 04:22 AM PST You know how Beyonce announced her pregnancy at the VMAs last year? And she lovingly cradled her pillowy bump, letting us know that she was – at that time – already six months pregnant? And then for months afterwards, Beyonce kept releasing all of these new music videos, and she didn't look pregnant in any of them, and it just kept fueling the speculation that she simply removed her pillow whenever she had something important to shoot, like a music video or a magazine cover or something? Well, guess what? This is the latest ad for the spring/summer collection of the House of Dereon, that trashy label that Bey and her mom design. Guess when it was shot? "Shortly before Beyonce gave birth." No, for real. That's the honest-to-God TRUTH. Beyoncé has only stepped infront of the cameras a couple of times since giving birth to her daughter, Blue Ivy, on January 2. But new photos of the singer will soon be spotted all over the place as she stars in the latest campaign for her clothing label, House of Deréon. Shot by famed celebrity and fashion photographer Tony Duran shortly before Beyoncé gave birth, the only image released so far features the brand’s muse looking beautiful and sultry wearing a structured stud embellished bodice – a key piece from the line’s spring/summer 2012 collection. The newest designs, which are available at Selfridges and House of Fraser, include a range of dresses – from short and feminine to floaty maxis and bold sporty styles – perfect for city streets or the summer’s festival fields. [From The Mail] I do think Beyonce is beautiful. Or, I did think that, before she started turning herself into a blonde white woman with a tweaked face. I've been staring at this ad image for too long now. It's… disturbing? Beautiful? Enchanting? Bey's Illuminati eyes are piercing my soul. Oh, and hahahahahaha nine months pregnant when she shot this. Hahaaha. Here are more shots of Bey and her "post-baby body" at the Knicks game this week. Beyonce Online even had a special post about "saffron" being a big color next season. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, House of Dereon.

Paris Hilton’s terrible “drunk text” video is so hysterical, she should call it a parody Posted: 24 Feb 2012 04:19 AM PST This has an F bomb toward the end, but you have to listen to it! Back in 2005 when Paris Hilton was getting sued for defamation for leaking a false story about a woman attacking her at a club, she said, in a sworn deposition that “whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write.” Well now Paris is relaunching her music career with a song and video based on the same premise called “Drunk Text.” The video for the song, a pedestrian effort in which Paris baby talks over a club beat, has been leaked online. Her people tried to pull all the copies from YouTube, but it’s all over the place and even E! Online is running it. I watched the video expecting it to be just dumb or mildly interesting, and it wasn’t – it was absolutely hysterical. It’s like the best Funny or Die parody you’ve ever seen. I was laughing uncontrollably the entire time. I’ve watched it three or four times now. I can’t capture how awesomely funny this video is, so if you can please watch some of it (above), it’s so worth the giggles. Here’s a description from E! Online, and I’m grateful to them for decoding some of the things Paris mumbles. The lyrics really add to the hilarity of this ridiculously funny video. Hmm…it’s almost as though someone doesn’t want the world to see it? Luckily, even if you missed it the first two times, photographic evidence lives on, and nestled among the lyrics were such hear-’em-to-believe-’em bon mots like, “If you take the word ‘sex’ and mix it with ‘texting,’ it’s called ‘sexting’/When you add drunk sexting, the words just don’t make sense.” Having completed the bizarre mathematical portion of the song, she set her sights on grammar. “It’s a hot mess of misspelled obscentities, body parts and run-on questions/I’m not sure what he means to ask. “Behind my eyes, I was begging for things my lips would never ask/And my mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent.” OK, then. “No one is safe from the Twittersphere anymore.” Certainly not Paris, and not after this. “It’s just another moment, one stupid reply can lead to the walk of shame,” she intones. “And I’ll be damned if I end up in some lame diner after this/last night’s lingerie in my purse/it was just a drunk text…this is the last time I’ll ever drink and text.” [From E! Online] “No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore” LMAO! Damn this made my morning. I’ll tell you, I didn’t hate “Stars Are Blind” and I actually found it tolerable and somewhat catchy. This song is enjoyable for a completely different reason. Paris’ latest reality show may have been a flop, but she can still make money being herself. She just needs to realize that she can be the Charo of our generation, except with a limp noodle body, dead eyes and a flat affect. Once she embraces that and starts making fun of herself, she can cash in a little more. Barring that, she can stick to making cheap shoes, purses and hair extensions. Video via Idolator. Story and screenshots via E! Online.

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