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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.8.12
- Ke$ha’s Just Your Average, Everyday, Penis Costume-Loving Praying Mantis
- Taylor Swift Got Dumped Again
- Emma Stone’s In A Bikini
- Miley Cyrus Is Sexy, Y’All
- Scarlett Johansson, Just Stop Talking
- Snooki & JWoww Just Outed The Situation
- Jesus Looks Like This Now and Other News
- Russell Brand Doesn’t Want Katy Perry’s Money
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.8.12 Posted: 08 Feb 2012 02:23 PM PST        Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been Read More ...  |
| Ke$ha’s Just Your Average, Everyday, Penis Costume-Loving Praying Mantis Posted: 08 Feb 2012 12:56 PM PST        And Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Did I not mention that? I entirely forgot Ke$ha was still a thing, but apparently Glamour didn’t because here she is talking to them about devouring men after she mates and/or making them wear giant cock costumes for her amusement. So basically she’s a really, really shitty Read More ...  |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2012 12:14 PM PST        Apparently Taylor Swift was dating some dude Eddie Redmayne with the keyword being “was” because apparently he’s already given her the ol’ John Mayer/Jake Gyllenhaal/Joe Jonas heave-ho. So good news if you’re a fan of her music. Via Hollywood Life: Taylor and British actor Eddie Redmayne met when she auditioned to play Eponine in Les Read More ...  |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2012 10:47 AM PST        I debated whether or not to buy these Emma Stone pics because while this would be her first bikini debut, they’re also kind of boring. But then I remembered all that statistical data I have proving you people can’t get enough of chicks like Emma Watson with the bodies of 10-year-old boys and my paycheck Read More ...  |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2012 10:11 AM PST        “Darn tootin’.” Here’s Miley Cyrus shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond yesterday where she walked around in torn booty shorts carrying a Starbucks per the guidebook Britney Spears wrote for her inside an old KFC bucket. Granted, it wasn’t so much a guidebook as a doodle of Grimace proposing to Britney with a Big Mac, Read More ...  |
| Scarlett Johansson, Just Stop Talking Posted: 08 Feb 2012 08:42 AM PST        “Just ignore Al Gore and he’ll stop trying to light your hair on fire, brother. He’s so droll.” During the 2008 presidential election, Scarlett Johansson didn’t do Barack Obama any favors by claiming to be his e-mail buddy (She wasn’t.) and then showing up to his inauguration with her vaginal flaps aflutter, so of course Read More ...  |
| Snooki & JWoww Just Outed The Situation Posted: 08 Feb 2012 07:35 AM PST        If you haven’t figured out by now, Snooki and JWoww are heavily promoting their Jersey Shore spin-off and basically doing everything they can from radio appearances, to leaking pregnancy rumors (You knew that’s what was happening, right?) to now throwing The Situation under the bus by outing him to The Huffington Post. Also, ladies, if Read More ...  |
| Jesus Looks Like This Now and Other News Posted: 08 Feb 2012 07:30 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t want you to forget Valentine’s Day. - Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke knows that Sparkledick > Terrible Plot. - Jennifer Aniston is so annoyed by the Brangelina feud rumors that she brought them up again in an interview. - JLo and that gay au Read More ...  |
| Russell Brand Doesn’t Want Katy Perry’s Money Posted: 08 Feb 2012 06:40 AM PST        Russell Brand might be a sex addict who can’t get an erection without the aid of wheelchair porn, but if there’s one thing he’s not, it’s a bloody gold-digger. TMZ reports: Katy made $44 million between May, 2010 and May, 2011 — according to Forbes. The couple married in October, 2010, so Russell could have Read More ...  |
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