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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.15.12
- Things I Learned From Courtney Stodden’s Valentine’s Day Bikini Photos
- Of Course Teen Mom Leah Is Putting Her Toddlers In Beauty Pageants Now
- Scarlett Johansson’s In A Bikini Again, Definitely Saw That We Saw All That Cellulite
- Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Never Consumated Their Marriage
- Doutzen Kroes is Leggy and Other News
- Chris Brown Is Still Throwing Hissy Fits On Twitter
- Lindsay Lohan Should Never Have Her Picture Taken By Anyone Who’s Not Terry Richardson
The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.15.12 Posted: 15 Feb 2012 01:30 PM PST Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get a glimpse of Jared Leto on the set of Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Dick, then there’s The Situation who couldn’t possibly be gay as proven by this picture of a famewhore desperate to have her picture taken with him suggestively grabbing Read More ... |
Things I Learned From Courtney Stodden’s Valentine’s Day Bikini Photos Posted: 15 Feb 2012 11:59 AM PST Because the world needs a new Heidi & Spencer-esque couple with a hint of statutory rape now more than ever, here’s Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson posing for a Valentine’s Day-themed photo shoot that is not only disgustingly hilarious, but probably the most insightful look into their relationship since he banged her in a pumpkin Read More ... |
Of Course Teen Mom Leah Is Putting Her Toddlers In Beauty Pageants Now Posted: 15 Feb 2012 10:35 AM PST Because her kids have already been on Teen Mom so there’s really no discernible future for them anyway, here’s Leah Messer (Who fortunately for all parties involved, if not the human gene pool in general, had a miscarriage by the way.) carting her twin daughters into the moralless crunking world of child beauty pageants yesterday. Read More ... |
Scarlett Johansson’s In A Bikini Again, Definitely Saw That We Saw All That Cellulite Posted: 15 Feb 2012 09:31 AM PST If anytime in the near future Scarlett Johansson ever tries to pretend she’s above reading gossip about herself, remember these photos of her conveniently wearing shorts over her bikini bottom while looking directly at the paparazzi two days after the world was exposed to her cellulite which would’ve been Monday’s top story had society let Read More ... |
Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Never Consumated Their Marriage Posted: 15 Feb 2012 08:50 AM PST Kris Humphries is apparently in the middle of proving Kim Kardashian committed fraud and wants to make sure their divorce proceedings are public so people can find out their split was so calculated she stopped having sex with him the minute the cameras stopped rolling at their wedding. Via Hollywood Life: "Kim's freaking out," a Read More ... |
Doutzen Kroes is Leggy and Other News Posted: 15 Feb 2012 08:45 AM PST Posted by Photo Boy - Here’s Kate Upton dancing in a bikini. Tell your boss I apologize for your lack of effort today. - And here she is modeling lingerie. - Kate Upton owns the goddamn Internet today. Just accept it. - John Goodman and Roseanne Barr are going back to Read More ... |
Chris Brown Is Still Throwing Hissy Fits On Twitter Posted: 15 Feb 2012 07:15 AM PST After winning a Grammy Sunday night along with being allowed to perform twice despite beating the everliving shit out of Rihanna and leaving her for dead just three years ago, you’d just assume Chris Brown would let all the (completely justified) criticism roll off his back and be content with the fact he really should’ve Read More ... |
Lindsay Lohan Should Never Have Her Picture Taken By Anyone Who’s Not Terry Richardson Posted: 15 Feb 2012 06:00 AM PST I always get a kick out of the commenters who call Terry Richardson a hack and/or generally think photography is a horseshit profession because here’s another new set of Lindsay Lohan looking surprisingly awesome after looking like a bloated powdered donut stuffed with coke just last week. Pretend all you want that you know anything Read More ... |
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