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- Chris Brown Stole A Chick’s Phone So He Wouldn’t End Up On ‘No Website.’ It Didn’t Work.
- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.23.12
- Snooki’s Banned From Liquor Stores Now
- Jennifer Aniston Got A Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame
- Stephen Dorff Is On A ‘Campaign Of Terror’ Against Leilani Dowding
- Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Employers Make Her Wear Those Bandage Dresses
- You’ll Never Guess What Jennifer Nicole Lee is Wearing and Other News
- Of Course Lindsay Lohan Went Out Partying After Her Probation Hearing
- Zac Efron Dropped A Condom On The Red Carpet Of ‘The Lorax’ Premiere
Chris Brown Stole A Chick’s Phone So He Wouldn’t End Up On ‘No Website.’ It Didn’t Work. Posted: 23 Feb 2012 05:45 PM PST “I’mma do something retarded today.” – Chris Brown, each morning. Chris Brown is a giant fucking idiot who does pretty much whatever he wants without fear of consequence, so what you’re about to read really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. Via People: Chris Brown faces new potential troubles with the law after allegedly Read More ... |
The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.23.12 Posted: 23 Feb 2012 01:00 PM PST Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that probably shouldn’t even exist today because seriously, a Stephen Dorff post? This isn’t what I signed up for. Anyway, since I’m too principled to let you miss out on random celebrity minutiae, here’s Katy Perry throwing up the shocker (also known as ‘foreplay’ to her ex), as Read More ... |
Snooki’s Banned From Liquor Stores Now Posted: 23 Feb 2012 12:02 PM PST Snooki and JWoww just moved into Jersey City to film their Jersey Shore spin-off and already the wine store next to their house has banned them from the premises. TMZ reports: TMZ spoke to the GM at the wine shop … who tells us, “Even if Jwoww shows up at our front door she will Read More ... |
Jennifer Aniston Got A Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame Posted: 23 Feb 2012 10:51 AM PST Here’s Jennifer Aniston receiving her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday so just assume they’re handing these things out to people who are 90% famous for getting epically dumped by Brad Pitt now because it sure as shit can’t be for her memorable film roles. (Case in point: What was her character’s name Read More ... |
Stephen Dorff Is On A ‘Campaign Of Terror’ Against Leilani Dowding Posted: 23 Feb 2012 10:06 AM PST If you’re wondering just how slow things get in the entertainment business right before the Oscars, you’re reading a post about Stephen Dorff harassing a British reality star he banged a couple times before moving on to her friends. The intrigue is simply palpable! RadarOnline reports: "They were absolutely inseparable and Stephen told Leilani that Read More ... |
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Employers Make Her Wear Those Bandage Dresses Posted: 23 Feb 2012 09:19 AM PST Back in July, Jennifer Love Hewitt started showing up to red carpet events wearing those clearly magical bandage dresses that almost made men want to propose to her using one of the three pre-selected rings in her purse. At any rate, the producers of The Client List obviously saw her in them and wisely chose Read More ... |
You’ll Never Guess What Jennifer Nicole Lee is Wearing and Other News Posted: 23 Feb 2012 08:45 AM PST Posted by Photo Boy - Redheads who also have another specific requirement to make it into this gallery. (Yes, it’s cleavage.) - Donald Trump doesn’t want wind turbines blighting the landscape near his golf resort. - In case you live in a cave and/or don’t have a TV, the Internet or a Read More ... |
Of Course Lindsay Lohan Went Out Partying After Her Probation Hearing Posted: 23 Feb 2012 07:40 AM PST Lindsay Lohan showed up in court yesterday where the judge told her she was on track to complete her probation and just has to make it through one more hearing to put this whole thing behind her, so naturally Lindsay took that to mean, “Walk out of her like this place is your personal runway Read More ... |
Zac Efron Dropped A Condom On The Red Carpet Of ‘The Lorax’ Premiere Posted: 23 Feb 2012 06:51 AM PST Apparently the premiere of children’s movies are Pussytown USA because not only did Zac Efron slap on his best Fonzie jacket, he also came packing rubbers that he “accidentally” dropped on the red carpet while handing his assistant something. And by accidentally I mean Zac Efron specifically let you know your special place won’t itch Read More ... |
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