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- Star: Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel are fighting over their awful prenup
- Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux do the ‘Wanderlust’ red carpet separately
- Chris Brown was all over Rihanna at her bday party, tried to get guests to keep quiet
- ITW: Jessica Simpson “looks huge, almost unrecognizable,” is at risk for gest. diabetes
- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt premiered ‘ITLOBAH’ in Paris: gorgeous or busted?
- Enquirer: Salma Hayek hates Sofia Vergara, thinks Sofia’s thick accent is a “gimmick”
- Christina Aguilera is reportedly a “bloated” diva disaster on ‘The Voice’
- Britney Spears is reportedly acting weird again: “She was sweet – but just an idiot.”
- Connor Cruise, post-”gay ass” tweet incident, is deejaying at a gay bar
- George Clooney talks about his profound loneliness, all for his Oscar campaign
| Star: Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel are fighting over their awful prenup Posted: 17 Feb 2012 08:46 AM PST Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake's (alleged) engagement got the strangest roll-out ever. Unnamed sources confirmed the engagement to various outlets, then Justin's grandma confirmed the news. The news was met with a collective "meh" and "Girl, why you marrying him? He'll cheat on you. Again and again and again." There are also so many reports suggesting that Timberlake only proposed to Jessica to get her to STFU – a stop-gap measure, if you will. And since their engagement, JT and Biel still haven't walked hand-in-hand, showing off a sparkling engagement ring. Perhaps because the ring Justin gave her was way too small? So if there weren't enough blaring sirens telling this couple that maybe they should just breakup instead of getting hitched, here's another one. Star Magazine reports that JT and Biel are now fighting over the prenup. This story makes Jessica sound so utterly pathetic.
[From Star Magazine, print edition] If any part of that is true, Jessica just needs to get out. Just go, girl. It's not worth it. But here's the thing – both CB and I think this story was probably made up completely. How do I know? Because Jessica isn't this self-aware. I don't think she would ever say to herself, "He'll cheat on me if I get pregnant and gain weight." I don't think she would ever demand a cheating codicil in the prenup because she won't admit that those huge problems exist in her relationship. Another thought occurred to me while I was reading this – you know how Jennifer Garner and Biel are tight? I think Biel is trying to fashion her life/career on Garner's path at this point. It's not the worst strategy, with the Dimple Parade and the wholesomeness and the overlooking of your husband's extracurricular activities, then building a "brand" based on motherhood and family and such. Jessica Alba is trying to do The Garner Method right now, but no one really cares. But I think Biel really wants to try it. Photos courtesy of WENN.      |
| Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux do the ‘Wanderlust’ red carpet separately Posted: 17 Feb 2012 07:58 AM PST Here are some photos from last night's LA premiere of Wanderlust. Jennifer Aniston was unquestionably the star of the red carpet and praise Jesus, she didn't wear a miniskirt or a boring LBD. She wore this head-to-toe Tom Ford ensemble that… well, it's more interesting then most of her red carpet looks. I like the idea of Aniston is a pencil skirt and bustier, and the herringbone fabric is pretty cool. Is the bustier supposed to fit like this, though? It seems too tight at the bust and too big at the waist. I'm also including a profile pic of Aniston so all of you bump-watchers can analyze. Oh, and there are dozens of photos of Aniston playing with her hair on the red carpet, so you know… discuss her hair too. I think it looks messy and unkempt, which is the look she was going for – "beachy". Meh. Aniston and her boyfriend, Justin Theroux, made sure to walk the red carpet separately. One look at Theroux's hair and you know why. WTF?!?!?! OMG. Dude, you're balding. Just accept it. Don't try to "mask" your hairline by giving yourself itty-bitty DUDE BANGS TRAUMA. Not a good red carpet debut as "Aniston's latest boyfriend." Sure, she cleaned him up. But now he's TOO cleaned up. And this photo makes him look like Steve Carell on the poster for The 40 Year Old Virgin. I just thought I'd throw this photo of Malin Akerman in because I absolutely hate her Sonia Rykiel dress. Malin is such a pretty girl – why did she do this? Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Chris Brown was all over Rihanna at her bday party, tried to get guests to keep quiet Posted: 17 Feb 2012 07:10 AM PST
[From TMZ] TMZ also has a photo of Rihanna’s super strange fug birthday cake. It involved a Rihanna lookalike riding a giant spliff. I wonder if she uses the same bakery that made Miley Cyrus’ p3nis cake. Rihanna probably thinks that Chris has changed and that she can handle him now. I hate to see her with him again, but for her sake I hope she’s right. There are plenty of other stories about Chris in light of his somewhat triumphant comeback, which has of course been marred by his piss poor entitled defensive attitude. Yesterday we heard that Chris’ new pickup line was “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you.” His rep sort-of denied that report to US Weekly, claiming “I’d be surprised if Chris said something that stupid.” Well team Breezy has revised their approach and they now swear that Chris never said that. They even try to make it sound like this statement is directly from him. “That is absurd and absolutely not true. I did not say that nor would I joke about that.” Uh huh. Also, someone e-mailed me about a Daily Mail story in which they claim there are now “disturbing new details” about the night that Chris beat Rihanna to a pulp, bit her on the ear and hand, and left her alone in the car with her injuries. The details aren’t new at all, they were directly in the police report which came out three years ago. The Daily Mail has since revised the story to take out the “disturbing new details” part. Maybe if more people read the actual police report they would understand why so many of us want Chris to stay far away from Rihanna, and just as far away from our TV sets. These photos of Rihanna and Chris together are from 2008: Rihanna is shown outside a recording studio on 2-10-12 and with Chris in 2008. Chris is shown at the airport on 9-8-11. Credit: FameFlynet    |
| ITW: Jessica Simpson “looks huge, almost unrecognizable,” is at risk for gest. diabetes Posted: 17 Feb 2012 06:19 AM PST
[From In Touch, print edition, January 27, 2012] In Touch isn’t saying anything that’s new. One of the suggested Google searches for Jessica Simpson is “Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Weight Gain.” Poor Jess. I think she looks cute. I’ll be honest, I gained over 50 pounds during my first/only pregnancy. (I got tested for gestational diabetes and thankfully I didn’t have it.) There are photos of me right before I gave birth and I’m still astonished to see how huge I looked. While pregnant I tried to eat healthy whole foods and didn’t even think I was eating that much more than I normally do. I must have eaten a lot more to get to that point. After my son was born I lost most of the weight pretty quickly. Those last 15 pounds were a bitch, though. So I guess I’m saying that Jessica can lose it too. I don’t think it’s fair to pick on a pregnant lady for gaining weight and I would have been mortified if people did it to me. Jessica kind of invites it by admitting the junk she’s eating though. That’s not nourishing to her baby or her. This has me thinking – how much is this woman going to overshare after she gives birth? We’ve already heard all about her bodily functions and poor hygiene. Her stories are going to be epic after she has a baby. In related news Star Magazine has a pretty funny story about how Jessica tried to cut in line at a popular Mexican restaurant and was told to wait at the back of the line like everyone else. Even her huge baby bump couldn’t get her a free pass at that place. She gave up and ended up going to Taco Bell instead. Taco Bell is my favorite fast food, and you know what you’re getting there. It’s not like you’re going to order a fajita and get a grease and cheese slathered mess like at some (bad) Mexican places. I doubt Jessica opted for the “fresco” line at TB though. Those are my favorite and most fresco tacos are only 150 calories! Jessica will be counting those soon enough. These photos are of Jessica and her fiance, Eric Johnson, out in Santa Barbara with his parents on 1-28-12. They look so happy! Credit: DMac/FF3/FameFlynet Pictures    |
| Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt premiered ‘ITLOBAH’ in Paris: gorgeous or busted? Posted: 17 Feb 2012 05:43 AM PST I thought I could always count on Angelina Jolie to be the kind of woman who would never wear a gigantic rose on or around her boob. I was wrong. These are photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina at the Paris premiere of In the Land of Blood and Honey. Can I just say? I'm pleasantly surprised that this film is getting a gigantic roll-out in Europe. I wasn't expecting to see all of these Brangelina-red-carpet photos, and they always brighten my day a little. Anyway, Angelina is wearing Ralph & Russo. Ralph & Russo also did that grey-blue cashmere gown that she wore in Berlin a few nights ago – that one that made her boobs look good. I really liked that one. Not so much with this one. Is it just me or is that one sleeve a really weird length? It's not that I hate Angelina in white. Remember that white/cream Versace she wore to the premiere of The Tourist? I loved that. I wish she would wear that silhouette more often – long-sleeved, deep V-neck with a wrap effect. It's super-flattering. Part of the reason I dislike this gown is that grey-black ombre effect around the one shoulder. I just… it doesn't look good, I don't think. I'm just not loving this. As for Brad… I’ve grown to hate those tinted glasses. Passionately. Also – Angelina has a new interview in The Guardian where she’s discussing the threats that have made against her and the cast because of In the Land of Blood and Honey – go here to read it. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.    |
| Enquirer: Salma Hayek hates Sofia Vergara, thinks Sofia’s thick accent is a “gimmick” Posted: 17 Feb 2012 05:39 AM PST In a battle between Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara, who would put money on? Salma's fiesty, of course, and I would imagine that she's much tougher than she looks. But Sofia's got her on height, and I believe Sofia's probably in better shape, and stronger overall. So… I'd put my money on Sofia. Colombia for the win, y'all. I bring up this potentially hot and spicy catfight because The Enquirer claims it's on. Their sources say Salma Hayek is seriously pissed off that Sofia Vergara has dethroned her as Hollywood's go-to Latina bombshell. Hahaha.
[From The Enquirer, print edition] This is the part I believe – "Salma hates Sofia's thick, put-on gimmick of a Spanish accent and broken English. She says it's not only getting old, but it's demeaning and disrespectful to the Latin community." I can actually hear Salma saying something like that, so maybe this story is based in reality. Salma views herself as queen bee of Latina actresses, I think, and I could see her having an opinion of Sofia's accent. However, Salma is married to a man with more money than God, and she has her pick of all of the designer clothes she wants, and she's still a working actress. And Salma's still stacked like a brick sh-thouse too, so it's not like Sofia could even claim, "I have the better body!" They both are ridiculously beautiful women. I just happen to like Sofia more, though. So I'm choosing sides… Team Vergara. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Christina Aguilera is reportedly a “bloated” diva disaster on ‘The Voice’ Posted: 17 Feb 2012 04:46 AM PST Just to be upfront, I'd like to admit that I've never seen The Voice. Not even a few minutes of it. I actively avoid it when it's on. So I have no idea if Christina Aguilera is a trainwreck on the show, or if she's really sweet and cute, or whatever. I'm just basing my opinion of Christina on her more tabloid-y persona, the public appearances in full-blown drag queen makeup, sauced out of her mind, and her general state of disarray. There's enough anecdotal (and ACTUAL) evidence to suggest that Christina has some serious boozing problems, and her last public appearance (not related to The Voice) was at Etta James' funeral, where Christina hiked up her bolt-ons and peed on herself (we hope it was pee). So here's another story about Christina being a mess – "sources" inside The Voice say Christina is costing the show tons of money because she's so unprepared, she doesn't take care of herself, and she acts like the biggest diva in the world:
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Here's the thing – over the past few weeks, there have been several tabloid stories all in a similar vein – Christina is a mess, producers are pissed off, her costars Adam Levine and Cee Lo Green have had enough. There have been some denials, but I tend to think The Voice's staffers are leaking like crazy. How long before we get grainy photos or some budget video of Christina having some kind of drunken hissy fit on set? I would pity The Voice's producers, but they didn't have to sign Christina for another year. They knew what they were getting. Photos courtesy of WENN & Christina's Twitter feed.    |
| Britney Spears is reportedly acting weird again: “She was sweet – but just an idiot.” Posted: 17 Feb 2012 04:45 AM PST Here are some more photos of Britney Spears last Saturday, at Clive Davis's pre-Grammy party. This was (maybe) before everyone found out that Whitney Houston had died. Many of you thought that Britney looked like hell for this public appearance – I claimed she looked okay… you know, just because I was trying to be nice. Her body looks okay. Her hair isn't busted. But she looked really tired and kind of out-of-it. Which is worrying – Britney's conservatorship is scheduled to end when she marries Jason Trawick. Is she marrying a man she loves or a caretaker who will look out for her? Or a little of both? Anyway, Star Magazine has a story this week about some old-school Brit-Brit going down… this time with less head-shavin'.
[From Star Magazine, print edition] I don't know what's emotionally or chemically wrong with Britney. I'm not saying that in a judgy way, I'm saying that in a "I don't know what kind of medication she's on, so I'm not sure what to say" way. It seems like some of these accounts of Britney acting out of it are really stories about her medication being messed up, though. She seems out-of-it and lethargic, not even really grasping her surroundings. It sounds like she might be on some heavy-duty anti-psychotic, perhaps? That's what I always think when I hear these stories – her doctors need to keep a closer eye on her dosages. As for Britney being an “idiot”… that’s not the word I’d use to describe someone who was glassy-eyed and acting lethargic. That being said, Brit was never the brightest bulb. Somebody just hand her a hawt derg and a frap, and she'll be okay. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Connor Cruise, post-”gay ass” tweet incident, is deejaying at a gay bar Posted: 17 Feb 2012 04:36 AM PST Last week, we heard about the weird situation involving Connor Cruise and one of representatives, a man named Todd Krim. Connor was a Patriots fan, and when the Pats lost, Krim tweeted Connor, teasing him about his team's loss. Connor reacted by tweeting back about Krim's "gay ass" tweets. Krim was offended, and he and Connor have parted professional ways. By the time the story came out, Connor had already issued an apology through another rep. Many of you thought it was just Connor being a dumb teenager – he's only 17, after all. But he's a public figure, and he wants to be a public figure, using his dad's connections to become a deejay who commands thousands of dollars per gig. Well, Connor is now using his deejaying prowess (??) for good, and to make amends. We were sent a promotional email which I just wanted to post in its entirety:
[Press release via email] It’s interesting that this promotional email directly references the “gay ass” tweet story yet at the same time they claim that Connor was signed on for the gig before the thing went down. And I should note – this was likely sent by the organizers or PR firm promoting the event, not by Connor’s people (as far as we know.) The message – to me – seems to be that Connor can't be a casual homophobe because he had already signed on to DJ an event for the Aids Project Los Angeles event? Sure. I'll believe that Connor had this gig before the Twitter thing too. It is good that even though he has the language of many dumb teenagers, he’s still taking a gig at "the best gay bar in the world." Maybe his heart really is in the right place. I just hope he doesn’t accidentally say anything about someone's "gay ass". Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| George Clooney talks about his profound loneliness, all for his Oscar campaign Posted: 17 Feb 2012 04:35 AM PST George Clooney covers the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter, and dear God, this man can TALK. He wants the Oscar so badly – does his blatant desire make you like him more or less? This bitch of an article is NINE PAGES. You can read the whole thing here – I'm going to try to do some highlights below:
[From The Hollywood Reporter] You won't even believe how much I had to cut out. Seriously. This man can TALK. He talks a lot about his childhood, about his back injury and dealing with years of pain (which he's still dealing with). He talks about his friends and the lean years of Hollywood and all of that. Most of it you've heard before, because Clooney says the same stuff over and over. But it's a decent read. He seemed really vulnerable in this piece, honestly. I do kind of feel bad for him. Poor Lonely Boy. Photos courtesy of The Hollywood Reporter, WENN.    |
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