The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.9.12
- Charlie Sheen Admits He Was Crazy Last Year
- Mila Kunis’ Breasts Will Unite Us
- Why Is Justin Bieber At The Beach With Jerry Sandusky?
- Christina Aguilera’s Boyfriend Loves Her Fat Ass
- Julianne Hough’s Still In A Bikini and Other News
- LeAnn Rimes Has A Butt? That Can’t Be Right.
- Jesus Christ, Carrie Fisher
- Of Course Katy Perry’s Parents Are Anti-Semitic
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.9.12 Posted: 09 Jan 2012 01:45 PM PST        “But what if I never go back?” Nicole silently feared. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Mickey Rourke who looks like he’s new besties with Mary-Kate Olsen, the most pregnant dog in all of Beverly Hills and Rod Stewart dethroning Michael Douglas as The Most Hilariously Senile Dinner Guest Ever. Looks Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen Admits He Was Crazy Last Year Posted: 09 Jan 2012 12:48 PM PST  Last year, Charlie Sheen went on a massive coke and porn star/hooker bender that ended with him being fired from Two and a Half Men and going on insane rants on the Internet. What was great about this, is it allowed me to systemically remove friends and family from my life who genuinely believed Charlie Read More ... |
| Mila Kunis’ Breasts Will Unite Us Posted: 09 Jan 2012 12:01 PM PST        Because I just went off about Tim Tebow on Facebook again, here’s Mila Kunis‘ breasts saving kids’ lives which is something I think we all can agree on. Also, I think we all can agree that their healing powers are transitive which is why I have to touch them. To save the children. Photos: Getty, Read More ... |
| Why Is Justin Bieber At The Beach With Jerry Sandusky? Posted: 09 Jan 2012 10:26 AM PST        “I don’t see how biting my nipple will make me tougher, Coach, but you’re the boss.” Here’s Justin Bieber running around Cabo with a “family friend” as his bathing suit threatens to reveal the Holy Maple Twig of Syrupgotha at the first crash of a wave. So for comedy’s sake, let’s assume this dude is Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera’s Boyfriend Loves Her Fat Ass Posted: 09 Jan 2012 10:00 AM PST        “Ho ho ho ho… ha ha ha ha…. This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive.” Seen here at the Television Something or Rather promoting The Voice, Christina Aguilera apparently wanted people to know that she’s happy with looking perpetually pregnant and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler can’t get enough of her bouncy Read More ... |
| Julianne Hough’s Still In A Bikini and Other News Posted: 09 Jan 2012 09:45 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Beyonce and Jay-Z named their baby in honor of Satan. Of course. - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems is the appropriate way to ease back into the first full work week since the holidays. - Kristen Bell wants to have sex with Jesse James is how I Read More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes Has A Butt? That Can’t Be Right. Posted: 09 Jan 2012 07:34 AM PST        Here’s LeAnn Rimes somehow getting her ass squeezed by Eddie Cibrian over the weekend which literally boggles my mind. Granted, she’s been eating again – Or at least telling the paparazzi to snap pictures when she holds a spoon up to her mouth. – I’m almost positive she slapped a wad of Silly Putty in Read More ... |
| Posted: 09 Jan 2012 06:40 AM PST        Last year, Carrie Fisher succeeded Kirstie Alley as the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig and threatened to shed enough pounds to fit into the Princess Leia bikini again. Except what no one expected is that Carrie Fisher would actually lose the weight and turn into a walking skin flap of Holy Christ like in these Read More ... |
| Of Course Katy Perry’s Parents Are Anti-Semitic Posted: 09 Jan 2012 05:40 AM PST        A little background: After her parents decided to preach from the pulpit that Katy Perry and Russell Brand‘s divorce was a gift from God for their ministry, Katy made it a point to go on Twitter over the weekend and essentially tell them to shut the hell up: - I am so grateful for all Read More ... |
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