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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.24.12
- There’s Going To Be A ‘Khloe’s Real Dad’ Episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians
- Crime’s Fate Is In Mel Gibson’s Hands Now
- Vanessa Paradis Really Hates Johnny Depp
- Madonna Will Dance The Black Swan Now
- Kim Kardashian Squeezed Into This and Other News
- Seal’s ‘Special Camera Room’ Ruined His Marriage
- Kristin Cavallari’s Pregnancy Was An ‘Accident’
- Halle Berry’s Trying To Make Gabriel Aubry Look Like He Beats Their Nanny Now
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.24.12 Posted: 24 Jan 2012 02:00 PM PST        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a horrified Katherine Heigl reacts to hearing every word out of her mouth over the past four years, Gisele Bundchen tours what I’m assuming is the factory floor of Victoria’s Secret‘s manufacturing facility and we check in with Danny Glover who’s getting too old for this shit. Read More ... |
| There’s Going To Be A ‘Khloe’s Real Dad’ Episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians Posted: 24 Jan 2012 12:45 PM PST        We’ve had a lot of laughs about who Khloe Kardashian‘s real dad is, but now Kris Jenner‘s trying to make a buck off of it, so let’s get down to brass tacks and lower the ratings by all agreeing it’s definitely Kris’ long-time friend/hairstylist Alex Roldan (above). Because if you haven’t seen pics of him Read More ... |
| Crime’s Fate Is In Mel Gibson’s Hands Now Posted: 24 Jan 2012 12:03 PM PST        “AND IT WILL BLOW ME! — If it pleases the court.” According to TMZ, Mel Gibson is currently in court to be a prospective juror which should scare the living shit out of any minorities thinking about committing a crime because – surprise – you’re already guilty of it. Anyway, because Tuesday’s are ridiculously boring, Read More ... |
| Vanessa Paradis Really Hates Johnny Depp Posted: 24 Jan 2012 10:09 AM PST        Adding… AHHH! Seen here at last night’s premiere of her new movie, Croissants: The Musical Cafe De Flore, Vanessa Paradis at some point clearly laughed in Johnny Depp‘s face when he suggested they stay together because they’re “soulmates” which is really the only way to interpret this quote. Via RadarOnline: “Cafe De Flore speaks of Read More ... |
| Madonna Will Dance The Black Swan Now Posted: 24 Jan 2012 09:05 AM PST        “Quick, cover your ears. She’s using her Banshee shriek!” Here’s Madonna at the New York City premiere of W.E. last night where she reminded us mere mortals that she can assume any form at any time so clearly she wants her arms to look like death. She meant to do that. Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Squeezed Into This and Other News Posted: 24 Jan 2012 08:30 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - There’s a giant inflatable Pokemon vagina in here. - Jerry Seinfeld made more money than he’ll ever need from Seinfeld is how I read this. - Cynthia Nixon doesn’t understand the word bisexual. - Aretha Franklin > Kim Kardashian. - Donna: One name and Read More ... |
| Seal’s ‘Special Camera Room’ Ruined His Marriage Posted: 24 Jan 2012 07:37 AM PST        “I sense he’s left the room, mother. Let us make haste and adjust the dials!” Since word got out over the weekend that Heidi Klum and Seal were calling it quits, there’ve been a ton of rumors as to what went wrong, but my personal favorite has to be Seal’s private camera room that he Read More ... |
| Kristin Cavallari’s Pregnancy Was An ‘Accident’ Posted: 24 Jan 2012 06:54 AM PST        “All too easy…” While Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler‘s friends are telling everyone her pregnancy is just a good, old-fashioned accident because that’ll stop those baby trap rumors, Jay’s now trying to tell people he never broke up with Kristin in the first place because that’s something a man who’s not staring at a shitload Read More ... |
| Halle Berry’s Trying To Make Gabriel Aubry Look Like He Beats Their Nanny Now Posted: 24 Jan 2012 06:05 AM PST        Before we get started, I should probably correct a previous post that said Olivier Martinez proposed to Halle Berry. Turns out a jeweler made the whole thing up, so just assume the rest of this post is why Olivier’s biding his time in Chocolate Boobie Wonderland before plotting his escape. On that note… Gabriel Aubry Read More ... |
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