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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.13.12
- Madonna Tolerates Insolence From Her Child Lover
- Now Sinead O’Connor Is Just Making The Difficult Brown Too Difficult
- Tila Tequila: ‘I’ll Take It From Here, Nazis’
- Olivia Munn Got Naked For PETA Again
- Elizabeth Olsen Is Still Way Hotter Than Her Sisters and Other News
- Kim Kardashian ‘Didn’t Like Herself Enough’ To Go The People’s Choice Awards
- Heather Locklear Ate A Bunch Of Pills And Booze Again A.K.A. Breakfast
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.13.12 Posted: 13 Jan 2012 11:58 AM PST        She’s alive! And the butt of a Tim Tebow penis joke because we’re 11. Stick around. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nicole Scherzinger on a horse, Matt Lauer thinking all black guys look like Kanye hence this defensive stance, Jessica Alba‘s unfortunate jeans selection and the first photo of Katy Perry post-divorce Read More ... |
| Madonna Tolerates Insolence From Her Child Lover Posted: 13 Jan 2012 11:00 AM PST        “Shhhh. Don’t tell that village I razed after finding their sacrifice wanting.” In a rare interview with ABC News, Madonna opens up about dating 24-year-old Brahim Zaibat despite the fact she’s a 2,000-year-old sorceress whose dark magic secretly facilitated the crucifixion of Christ, the bubonic plague and the birth of Lady GaGa when a cloning Read More ... |
| Now Sinead O’Connor Is Just Making The Difficult Brown Too Difficult Posted: 13 Jan 2012 10:15 AM PST        “Remember the other day when I said, ‘Barry, difficult me brown!’ and you said, ‘Sinead, you can’t bloody come in here naked smokin’ a wee crack pipe? This is my office!’? What’d ya mean by that?” What was once a tale of true love triumphing on the wings of butt sex, Sinead O’Connor and Barry Read More ... |
| Tila Tequila: ‘I’ll Take It From Here, Nazis’ Posted: 13 Jan 2012 09:30 AM PST        I’m just gonna cut to the chase. Tila Tequila is in the process of converting to Judaism which suddenly makes all that stuff Katy Perry’s dad said seem quaint by comparison because at least he didn’t discredit an entire religion simply by joining it. TMZ reports: TMZ has learned Tequila has been taking classes at Read More ... |
| Olivia Munn Got Naked For PETA Again Posted: 13 Jan 2012 08:50 AM PST        After her last campaign inexplicably worked, which had to be a first for PETA, Olivia Munn debuted another nude ad yesterday because apparently she’s going to keep getting naked until every animal on the planet is safe from harm if not seated in positions of power throughout our government. SENATOR SQUIRREL: I demand lower taxes Read More ... |
| Elizabeth Olsen Is Still Way Hotter Than Her Sisters and Other News Posted: 13 Jan 2012 08:45 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - With the help of Justin Bieber, one man sets the bar for his marriage unattainably high. - Judd Apatow tells Jerry Lewis to eat a dick. - Ricky Gervais on why Hollywood is completely full of shit. - And the supercut that proves it. - Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian ‘Didn’t Like Herself Enough’ To Go The People’s Choice Awards Posted: 13 Jan 2012 07:59 AM PST        “Thanks for showing up when I called. Bye-eee!” When Kris Jenner passed out the family talking points for the week, everyone was in agreement that it was going to be Khloe‘s turn to be in the spotlight because she’s a fatherless Yeti. Which is probably why her husband loves strippers so much. Anyway, naturally Kim Read More ... |
| Heather Locklear Ate A Bunch Of Pills And Booze Again A.K.A. Breakfast Posted: 13 Jan 2012 05:51 AM PST        Heather Locklear looked like this Tuesday night while catching a Lakers game with Woody Harrelson, so you’ll be surprised to learn that 48 hours later she was hospitalized for drinking another round of Scotch and Xanax Mai-tais. It practically came out of nowhere. TMZ reports and be sure to scope out the pic at the Read More ... |
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