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- Kim Kardashian shows butt X-ray on Letterman “that’s where all the fat goes”
- Anne Hathaway’s new vampy ad campaign for Tod’s: lovely or silly?
- Duchess Kate is allegedly pregnant with twins, a boy & a girl
- Matt Damon explains his bald head: “it’s called ‘The Lauer’”
- Tom Hardy in all-black: still hot, or doughy, gangstery and unappealing?
- Miley Cyrus: “Every 18-year-old explores sexuality and experiments”
- Linnocent: “You are way off par on your inadequate & negative assumptions”
- Kate Hudson’s dad: “I love her but she has done stuff that is just awful”
- Gwyneth Paltrow will not judge “flawed” people for having affairs (cough)
- Anderson Cooper mocks Kate Gosselin
| Kim Kardashian shows butt X-ray on Letterman “that’s where all the fat goes” Posted: 07 Sep 2011 08:59 AM PDT
I guess there are plenty of people in the world, those that pay attention to more important news, that haven’t yet seen the glory that is Kim Kardashian’s ass in see-through. For those of us that pay attention to the gossip, though, it’s just another reminder of how tired and repetitive they’ve gotten. That’s ripe that Kim is blaming homeless people for her weight gain. On another note, their outfits, all from their new collection for Sears, were ridiculously ugly. Kourtney had on sparkly sequin high waisted pants from their new Sears collection and her outfit was the best of all three. (Which truly isn’t saying much.) I watched the rest of the interview to make sure I wasn’t missing anything even remotely interesting or quotable, and I wasn’t. Khloe was funny at certain moments, though. (It starts at 20 minutes in on this video.) My favorite line was from Dave before they came on. He said “I have no idea what they do on that show. [The Kardashians] To make it worse I’ve appeared on that show.” You know, I’ve never seen a full episode either. I’ve just seen clips and part of one of those Take NY shows. It seems to be on E! constantly, though. They need to find better filler. Dave also said he thought he knew all the Kardashians, but then they got a “new one” for Dancing With The Stars. “Where the hell did that Kardashian come from, for God’s sake? We only have three with us, but I bet there’s plenty more back at the hotel.” When Dave said goodbye to them, he called Kourtney “Khloe” by mistake.
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| Anne Hathaway’s new vampy ad campaign for Tod’s: lovely or silly? Posted: 07 Sep 2011 08:37 AM PDT
I didn't know that Anne Hathaway was named the newest face of Tod's. Usually, the handbag and leather goods company tries to associate itself with blondes - recently, Gwyneth Paltrow and Sienna Miller were the faces of the company. I'm glad Tod's decided to give a brunette a test-drive, although Anne might not be the best brand-ambassador. Look, I like Anne. I think she's one of the best young actresses working today and I think she can be very, very pretty (when she's styled correctly). But Tod's a luxury leather goods label, and one of their most famous associations was with Princess Diana. Surely Anne is simply too dorky and not enough of a "bombshell" to make this work? Tod’s is trying to reach a different market, though:
So… for the new ad campaign, Tod's got Anne to vamp it up with old Hollywood curls and glossy red lips. They stretched her out on a red sports car and placed their gorgeous purse in her hand. Are we supposed to think this is sexy? Are we supposed to think Anne looks amazing, and that we could look that amazing if only we bought that purse (which probably cost more than $2000)? Mostly, I just think Anne looks uncomfortable. She's contorted into a weird position, and her face says "OMG, MY BACK" more than "Sexy. Purse. Sexy. Young." So… ad fail. But good effort. Maybe next time, go for a more natural, subdued campaign with Anne.
Ads courtesy of Tod's. |
| Duchess Kate is allegedly pregnant with twins, a boy & a girl Posted: 07 Sep 2011 08:03 AM PDT
We are now more than four months out from Prince William and Duchess Kate's wedding. Four long months with no baby announcements! You might find the whole "Is she knocked up yet?" debate to be terribly gauche and peasanty when we're discussing actual royalty, but as I've said many times before: Kate is almost definitely going to get pregnant in the first year of marriage. It's what's expected of her, I think William is up for it, and God knows, she doesn't have anything else going on, royal-duty-wise. Her calendar is free for the next year and a half. So, is Kate already knocked up? Star Magazine says she is - and that she's expecting twins!
[From Holly Baby] A boy and a girl? How lucky would that be? An heir and a spare, in one convenient pregnancy. Yeah… it's not happening. The twin thing, I mean. I'm sure that Kate is either knocked up already, or she will be soon. But I seriously doubt twinsies. It's too cute by half, and the tabloids always claim people are having twins.
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Matt Damon explains his bald head: “it’s called ‘The Lauer’” Posted: 07 Sep 2011 07:55 AM PDT
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Matt Damon was just on the Today Show brightening up my morning with his deep voice and new chrome dome. (That video is above.) He’s promoting Contagion, the killer virus movie by Steven Soderbergh. It’s out this Friday and fingers crossed that it will dominate the box office. I know I’ll be seeing it. To start the interview, Matt Lauer wore a face mask and said that he uses Purell all the time and found the movie terrifying. Damon explained that it was based on real science and that he learned filming the movie that the people at the Center for Disease control are excellent scientists. He said they “are really a competent, capable, dedicated group of people. … I feel like there’s a great group of minds that are constantly vigilant about protecting us.” As for the takeaway from the film, Damon said “Don’t panic.” Here’s more:
I know this guy says he’s not going to go into politics, but he would be a damn natural at it. Once he amasses his millions and another Oscar for acting this time, he needs to look into it. He’s gracious, funny, smart and continues to impress me as one of the most genuinely decent actors around. I know there are rumors about him (read the comments on this earlier post) but I don’t believe them at all. You can’t kill my crush, damnit! Here’s the trailer for Contagion again.
Photos are from the Contagion premiere in Venice on 9/3/11 and of Matt arriving. Credit: Fame Pictures, WENN.com and Kika Press, PacificCoastNews.com |
| Tom Hardy in all-black: still hot, or doughy, gangstery and unappealing? Posted: 07 Sep 2011 07:35 AM PDT
Last night, there was a screening for Warrior, that film that… (whispers) I kind of want to see. I know it's a boy movie, I know I'll probably hate all of the boxing/fighting crap. But it looks interesting. That being said, the star of the film, Tom Hardy, isn't really selling me in these photos from the premiere. I know his head is shaved for Bane. I know he looks so meaty and Shrek-y for Bane. I know it's just a temporary thing. But does he have to do the all-black gangster outfit too? He looks like a 50-something mobster with a prostate problem. Sigh… and I was back to liking him after that funny interview. Now I'm back to declaring him "The Anti-Biscuit Tingle". Look at this grossness:
So because I'm not hot for Tom anymore, I can pay some attention to his Warrior costar, Joel Edgerton. Hello, sailor.
And here's Jennifer Morrison (she plays Joel's wife in the film) in a pretty party dress. She looks nice, but I'd like to see her go darker with her hair.
And Nick Nolte, looking like the strange old bastard that he is.
Here's the trailer again: Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame. |
| Miley Cyrus: “Every 18-year-old explores sexuality and experiments” Posted: 07 Sep 2011 07:07 AM PDT
Miley Cyrus covers the new issue of Prestige Magazine, probably to promote some new film - that one she did with Demi Moore? Probably. Let's talk about the photo shoot! I don't hate it. It's an interesting choice for Miley, to put herself out there like an adult woman (she's 18) with an adult sexuality, rather than a infantilized teenage girl/pop princess. My only real complaint is the hair. You know, I've heard a lot of complaints and criticism about Miley, but I do think she's a pretty girl, and she doesn't NEED bangs. They don't really do anything for her face, in my opinion. On to the interview, which is getting some comments. Miley continues to go off the Disney reservation by talking about her sexuality and stuff:
[From Hollywood Life & The Improper] I continue to think that Miley has spent the past few years doing a lot of growing up, and most of it has been done out of the spotlight. I think Miley's experience and transition to adulthood has been different from, say, Britney Spears because Miley, for all of her faults, is a smart girl. I'm not saying Britney is stupid… okay, well, maybe I am. Britney is a sweet girl, and she surrounded herself with smart business types, but there's a difference I see with Miley - she's inquisitive and interested in the world beyond her fame, she actually thinks about issues beyond clothes and music, and she struggling to be honest and forthright with her fans. I do admire her for all of that.
Photos courtesy of Prestige. |
| Linnocent: “You are way off par on your inadequate & negative assumptions” Posted: 07 Sep 2011 06:32 AM PDT
These are new photos of Linnocent out and about in LA yesterday. In most of these photos, she's coming out of a hair salon, after getting her crackie blonde extensions fixed (I'm assuming). In some of the other photos, she's just wandering around, doing whatever. I know a lot of you will be talking about Linnocent's double chin. But look beyond the double chin - look at her crack face. I think she was getting high off of the "fumes" at the hair salon (meaning that she was doing lines while getting her crack weave fixed). She looks wrong. Oh, and she's driving again. She's got a Porsche. Just FYI for LA drivers - if you see a Porsche being driven by a blonde crackhead, just pull over and let her pass. You don't need the trouble. Anyway, remember how Radar reported yesterday that Linnocent had barely made a dent in her 360 hours of community service? I took that report as the gospel, but Linnocent decided to issue a statement about it. I hear a lot of cracked-out denials, but I don't hear a lot of community service:
[From E! News] Crackie crack crackhead, she speaketh. "You guys are way off par on your inadequate and negative assumptions." Wait, inadequate AND negative? Inadequate meaning "insufficient" or "lacking" - meaning that as bad as our assumptions are, she's even worse? But the real story is that somebody gave crackie a thesaurus. Second thing, from her rep - "There are dozens of paparazzi shots of her going in and out of the facility. How could anyone think she is not doing her community service?" Because there haven't been paparazzi shots of her going into the Women's Center for months. I know that the judge said that the paparazzi should stay away, but if Linnocent has been fulfilling her hours, don't you think the odd paparazzo would have gotten at least one shot? And WHEN has Linnocent been doing her hours if she's just being crackie at hair salons, the Marmont, various concerts and music video shoots?
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Kate Hudson’s dad: “I love her but she has done stuff that is just awful” Posted: 07 Sep 2011 06:30 AM PDT
This story is kind of pathetic, and I’m not entirely sure that there’s a winning side at all, but there is definitely a douchier side with which to reckon. Kate Hudson’s biological father, Bill Hudson, has “written” his memoirs; and from what Radar has learned, Bill has really dug down deep to drag his daughter and her mother, Goldie Hawn, through the mud. At first glance, one might think that this is some sort of Billy Ray Cyrus-styled emotional blackmail (in the vein of fame destroying a family) at work here, but I think it’s not quite that deep. Instead, I’m thinking that Bill Hudson is a major wanker trying to make a buck off his daughter, who he says has done “horrible things.” Surprisingly, he’s not even talking about all of the crappy romantic comedies that she’s made! Instead, this has to do with Kate being a bad daughter and granddaughter, and he accuses Goldie of creating the perfect storm of “parental alienation” (which is a legal term of art that can be classified as child abuse) against him. If you ask me (and you haven’t), Bill Hudson shouldn’t have waited to bringing this complaint up in a public venue like a published memoir; but rather, he should have done so in a court of law when Kate was much younger. Yeah, this is gonna get messy:
[From Radar] As an aside, according to Amazon, the actual title of the book is So You Are A Star: Coming to Terms with Fame, Infatuation, and Family. This book is also one that no one would probably buy without Bill injecting as much controversy into it as humanly possible because — let’s face it — nobody has really cared about Bill Hudson in a number of decades. While I’m not saying that Kate Hudson isn’t an entitled brat (she probably is), she certainly doesn’t deserve for her bio dad to be using her name to make money. There’s probably a good reason (more like several) that Kate has always considered Kurt Russell to be more of a father than Bill Hudson, and I think the fact that Bill is airing his family’s dirty laundry in public is a good illustration of why.
Photos courtesy of Fame      |
| Gwyneth Paltrow will not judge “flawed” people for having affairs (cough) Posted: 07 Sep 2011 05:58 AM PDT
Gwyneth Paltrow is slowly coming to terms with her crappy marriage. In recent interviews, it sounds more and more like the veil of snottiness is being lifted, and you can feel Dame Goop begin to show something like… human (peasant) emotion. In last month’s Elle interview, Gwyneth spoke about her marriage in less than glowing terms - go here for the recap. And now in a new interview, Gwyneth is talking about affairs. Keep in mind one thing, though: the writer makes it sound like Gwyneth just started talking about affairs out of the blue, but I think she was discussing infidelity specifically because her character in Contagion, the film she's promoting, contracts the deadly virus while having an affair on Matt Damon's character.
[From The Daily Telegraph] The affair part of Goop's interview could be read as just Gwyneth trying to stand up for her character, of course. But if we extrapolate a deeper meaning… "Life is complicated and long and I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs." Like her husband? Like many of her BFFs? Like Dame Goop herself? I wish Goop would have an affair. And with someone good. I feel like she really, really needs to get laid properly. Then… "It’s like we’re flawed" - Dame Goop, philosopher. OMG, this is the closest she's come to admitting that she's flawed, and she can only do it while using the Royal "We". "We’re human beings and sometimes you make choices that other people are going to judge." Gwyneth judges. She judges all the time. And she will judge you for judging her. "That’s their problem but I really think that the more I live my life the more I learn not to judge people for what they do. I think we’re all trying our best but life is complicated." Wow, she's growing up! It's like a Paul-on-the-road-to-Damascus moment: Goop realizes that life is complicated and not everyone can be as perfect as she is. Oh, and wasn’t Country Strong a lead role? Guess Goop is trying to shove that one under the rug?
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Anderson Cooper mocks Kate Gosselin Posted: 07 Sep 2011 05:54 AM PDT
Now we heard about Kate’s freakout yesterday, but this is the first time I’m seeing the entire clip and Kate’s behavior is even worse than I thought. She demanded the last piece of pizza for her lover the bodyguard Steve, then she lambasted the nanny for letting one of the kids hand over the slice without wrapping it in foil first, calling it “disgusting,” since the kids have “dirty hands.” When the nanny Ashley tried to make it up to her by asking if she could make some mac and cheese for Steve, Kate shrilled “No, he doesn’t eat macaroni and cheese or salad! That’s my whole point!” Cooper explained it well. “Yeah Ashley, stupid Ashley the babysitter, he doesn’t eat macaroni and cheese or salad, that’s the whole point. This is your job. Haven’t you learned anything about the kids’ mom’s bodyguard’s culinary piccadillos? What are you even getting paid for?” Ashley yelled out the window of the RV “We will survive, pizza is not a freaking big deal. I am so sick of your dramatics.” Then Ashley quit and left. (It was unclear yesterday whether she had quit for good or just ditched the road trip, but she did quit.) Coopers summary is so clever. I’m sure a team of people wrote it, but that doesn’t make it any less awesome. “It is a cautionary tale really, so many lessons for all of us to learn. Wash your hands, guard your food, and if you somehow, against all odds, find a woman who is willing to help you take eight kids on a cross country road trip, for goodness sakes let her divide the pizza any way she wants.” Did TLC throw Kate Gosselin under the giant bus, as a few of you commented on yesterday’s story? Producers easily could have cut that segment, but they know good viral-worthy television when they see it. It’s more like Kate dug her own hole, and continues to scream and belittle everyone from it. They probably have way more stuff they haven’t shown where Kate acts like a witch and have been holding back until now so she will continue to do the show. It’s just sad that her kids are no longer going to have a camera crew to buffer them from their mom’s rages. I’m praying that there’s an even worse Kate meltdown in the final. Bitch should go out with a bang. Here are some hot photos of Anderson Cooper, because we don’t need any more Kate Gosselin. Does this guy ever take a bad picture?
Photo credit: WENN.com |
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