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- Naomi Watts talks about Heath Ledger: “He was a very special soul”
- Sister Wives are back and they’ve gone Vegas, did you miss them?
- Why does Fergie’s wax figure look nothing like her current face?
- Jennifer Aniston is the cat that got the cream & Justin Theroux looks anxious
- Courtney Stodden describes her wedding night in detail
- Sarah Jessica Parker’s little lace dress: too ‘young’ and too ‘doily’?
- Bill Hudson calls out Goldie Hawn & daughter Kate as twin slutty maneaters
- Kate Gosselin pitching a dating show, worried she’ll need welfare
- Linnocent caused a cracked-out scene by confronting her lover’s wife
- Enquirer: Stacy Keibler is talking about having George Clooney’s baby
| Naomi Watts talks about Heath Ledger: “He was a very special soul” Posted: 23 Sep 2011 08:50 AM PDT
These are some new photos of Naomi Watts last night at the opening of that new ballet - the one Paul McCartney wrote the music for. I really, really love Naomi's "suit". All too often, when women do the white-suit thing, I think they look a bit Tom Wolfe-ish. But this is just the right balance - great white pants, and this awesome little vest. It's sexy, it's sophisticated, it's smart, it's appropriate. Lovely. The only thing I dislike is how buddy-buddy she seems with Jessica Seinfeld. WTF?
In other Naomi news, she covers the new issue of More Magazine, and in the interview, she discusses her relationship with Heath Ledger. They dated for several years, circa 2002-2004. Then he got with Michelle Williams right after Naomi. Naomi has discussed Heath before - notably, in a Parade interview in 2009 - but she's not trotting out his corpse for every interview, which I appreciate.
[From The Mail] I think Naomi was as classy as she could be. It would have been too hyper-dramatic for her to act all, "OH, I cannot discuss my great love Heath Ledger." At the time of his death, they had both moved on and started families with other people, but for a time there, they were a surprisingly strong couple. I think she discussed Heath with a lot of maturity, and… I have to just say it and just get yelled at… I think Michelle Williams should take note of the way Naomi handled it. I get tired of how Michelle has actively allowed Heath's death to define her. She (STILL) acts like they were still together when he died, and like she's The Widow Ledger. Maybe that just bugs me, and I'm a raging bitch. But at the time of Heath's death, he was spending his nights with Lohans and Olsens, and Michelle was rumored to have other lovers too.
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Sister Wives are back and they’ve gone Vegas, did you miss them? Posted: 23 Sep 2011 08:18 AM PDT
Anyway Radar has a clip of the new season, coming out Sunday, and it looks awesome. Meri gained weight and is trying to hide it with giant feathered hair. Janelle looks really tired and over it. Christine is super worried about something. The youngest and newest piece, Robyn, is pregnant and we get to see her announce it and make the other wives even more jealous. (Although that may save that drama for another episode.) In this episode they throw a pool party that’s co-ed and they freak out a little because they’re supposedly religious and “conservative.” Then they try to explain that to parents of their kids’ friends, with the Vegas mom showcasing her giant boob job in a tiny Spiderman T-Shirt.
[From Radar Online] I’ll be watching this, waiting for the cracks in their relationships to turn into fissures and waiting for the inevitable Botox, fake nails and fake bake that these women will get as they emulate the other Vegas moms. It’s wrong but it’s expected and it will happen. I hope Meri gets out soon, and I’d love to see Janelle tell Kody to stuff it. Christine and Robyn can share his goofy conditional love.
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| Why does Fergie’s wax figure look nothing like her current face? Posted: 23 Sep 2011 08:07 AM PDT
Earlier this year, I began noting in exhaustive detail how Fergie had completely transformed her face. Josh Duhamel claimed that his wife had merely "changed lipsticks" - because apparently that's the latest code for "thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery." So… that was this past Spring. How long does it take to make a wax figure? Several months, right? So why does Fergie's wax figure have some version of her old face?
Too harsh? Honestly, if you really look at the wax figure, I'm not sure Fergie EVER looked like that. The wax figure is giving me Denise Richards/Doutzen Kroes vibes, so perhaps the wax figure is simply Fergie's aspirational look. Like, Madama Tussauds simply made of wax figure of who Fergie is IN HER SOUL. In her soul, she looks like Doutzen Kroes. Who doesn't? Funny story - Fergie's wax figure cost $300,000 to make. SERIOUSLY. $300,000 is likely also how much it costs for Fergie to get enough plastic surgery to look like Doutzen Kroes. Fergie's wax figure will be staying at the Las Vegas Madame Tussauds, by the way. Also - can we talk about how bad Fergie's current hair is? It ages her. And I think her old face is growing back.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Jennifer Aniston is the cat that got the cream & Justin Theroux looks anxious Posted: 23 Sep 2011 07:50 AM PDT
These are photos of Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston in NYC last night. Apparently, they went to dinner and went to an art auction for "Artists for Haiti". You can see additional photos of them here. To my eye, Justin seems to have a little bit of an odd look, right? I'm not talking about his only "fancy" outfit, basically the only thing he wears when he wants to "dress up" - black skinny jeans, white dress shirt, skinny tie. Seriously dude, you're 40. It's time to invest in some nicer "fancy clothes" - especially considering that you're dating a woman who loves luxury. Why hasn't Aniston bought him some better clothes? Instead, she seems to have changed her dress style to mimic his hipster threads. Anyway, the "odd look" I was talking about on Justin is the slowly-processing look of panic. Is he starting to feel like he's in over his head? Come on, Justin! You're the white knight for America's Sweetheart! You're one half of "Hollywood's hottest couple" - no joke, that's what Radar calls them:
[From Radar] Yeah, I actually like Aniston's outfit, but I have literally no idea why Jennifer looks like the cat who got the cream. Yes, her dress is cute and the boots are especially good, but she's still with a balding hipster who cheated with her when he had a girlfriend of 14 years. What's that? Are you going to tell me that there's no actual "proof" of that? There's as much "proof" that Aniston is a homewrecker as there is with Angelina Jolie. And I will continue to point it out - she's no victim. Stop treating her like one. Look at her - she's fine. She's happy. Stop making her into a relationship martyr.
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Courtney Stodden describes her wedding night in detail Posted: 23 Sep 2011 07:11 AM PDT
[From Radar Online] My favorite line “he was 51 and his life is over and I'm just venturing out on mine.” Is that what she’s counting on, the dude to take care of the house until he dies, at which point she can head out on her own? It’s probably going to be at least 30 years. The only upside to this story is the fact that there is no video of this. (Update: There’s video now. It’s as bad as you might think.) In Courtney’s case, it actually does look worse than you might imagine when she makes all those freaky faces and licks her lips. She looks like a cat in its first heat. She’s just a kid, though, and it’s not her fault she turned out like this. I blame the awful stage mother who turned her into a parody of a sex kitten. This also answers the question of whether she writes her own tweets. I think she does. Courtney was live on Radar’s Facebook page via UStream to answer user-submitted questions. The comments on the video are hilarious: Chesley: my question is why you dress like a hooker? Lucia: i think that was so lame…she won’t get big! Eric: Wow none of my questions were answered. Now I hate my life. Courtney and Doug are making all these appearances to promote that reality show they just scored a production deal for THAT NO NETWORK WILL EVER RUN. This is skeevy and exploitative as hell, no matter how much the poor teen seems to be complicit in it. She doesn’t seem capable of making that decision on her own at all.
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| Sarah Jessica Parker’s little lace dress: too ‘young’ and too ‘doily’? Posted: 23 Sep 2011 07:01 AM PDT
Last night was the premiere of Paul McCartney's debut ballet, Ocean's Kingdom. Paul wrote the music for the ballet, and he and all of his friends showed up to support him. Well, some of his friends. Sarah Jessica Parker was one of the big guests, probably because she's somehow associated with the New York City Ballet… is she on the board? Is she the ballet ambassador? Something like that. Anyway, SJP wore this little lace dress that I feel very strongly about. I feel that this dress is really unattractive, in general, and it's a damn tragedy on SJP. I mean…you already know how I feel about lace looks in general. So there’s that. And… look, she's thin, she can pull off lots of different styles, so it's not like her body looks "gross" in the dress. But it just feels like she's showing way too much skin, and seriously, why for white lace? Sarah Jessica, you're 46. Stop with the girlish, virginal, bridal, skin-bearing looks.
Candace Bushnell, author of Sex and the City (the books and the column) was there too. Candace has tweaked her face, correct? AND THOSE SHOES. Not with that dress, bitch.
Christopher Meloni, just because. So cute.
And the man of the hour, Paul McCartney with his fiancée Nancy. They look lovely together.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Bill Hudson calls out Goldie Hawn & daughter Kate as twin slutty maneaters Posted: 23 Sep 2011 06:56 AM PDT
I’m rather perplexed about these pictures of Kate Hudson (with boyfriend and baby daddy Matt Bellamy) on 9/15 that feature Kate hiding the lower part of her face from the photographers. It isn’t as if she’s pulling her entire face under a hat, just the lower portion. Not that this necessarily means anything, but it’s slightly odd. What’s she hiding? Speaking of various shades of privacy, Kate’s father, Bill is still leaking excerpts from his upcoming memoir, Two Versions: The other side of fame and family. Last time, we discussed his claims that Kate has done really “awful” things and that Goldie hasn’t helped matters due to her alleged pattern of parental alienation. Both sides seemed truly pathetic, but many of you agreed that Bill was the douchier party because he’s the one airing the family’s dirty laundry in public for some cash. The whole vibe was geared towards selling a book that no one would otherwise want to read at the expense of dragging out decades-old trash to the pop culture curb; and my assumption was that he was only in it for the money and not that he was pulling a Billy Ray Cyrus by emotionally blackmailing his daughter into rebuilding their lost daddy-daughter relationship. However, the latter notion is exactly what Bill claims to be hoping for after the release of his memoir. Yet the fact that he’s completely calling out Goldie as a cheating wife and slutty bed-hopper and declaring that Kate’s going the same slutty way, well, that doesn’t bode well for Bill’s self-declared good intentions. Unsurprisingly, there’s lots of drug-related stuff in the memoir too:
[From Star, print edition, October 3, 2011] Part of me wants to feel sorry for Bill if he was truly pushed out of his children’s lives, but I also think that if he really wanted to be involved, he wouldn’t have given up in the face of any amount of pressure. Also, Bill makes quite the assumption that Kate divorced Robinson just to be with Owen Wilson. Exactly how does he know the inner workings of his daughter’s romantic life if he hasn’t spoken to her in decades? Even if Bill is unconsciously projecting Goldie’s alleged ways onto Kate, it’s still out of line for a father to say this in public about his own daughter. I mean, we all know that Kate is a serial monogamist and can’t be without a man for even a moment, but seriously, “Dad,” shut your mouth.
Photos courtesy of Fame     |
| Kate Gosselin pitching a dating show, worried she’ll need welfare Posted: 23 Sep 2011 06:10 AM PDT
[From Star Magazine, print edition, October 3, 2011] No one is going to bite. Kate is just too unlikable a person at this point and her “fan base” consists of people who are interested in her adorable children, not her. Meanwhile last week’s National Enquirer reported that Kate is so worried about money now that she’s afraid she’ll “end up on welfare and food stamps.” She’s like Octomom with money, only mean and OCD instead of openly crazy and manic. Also, Kate blames Jon for screwing her out of their massive paycheck.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, September 26, 2011] Yes it’s all Jon’s fault that no one wants to watch Kate order her kids around on television and that Kate squandered all her money on personal care, a huge house, staff and private school for the children. She’s living in a world where she’s a big star and can get whatever she wants. She’s about to face the reality she was too stuck up her own ass to prepare for.
These photos are from New Zealand in January. Credit: Pacific Coast News |
| Linnocent caused a cracked-out scene by confronting her lover’s wife Posted: 23 Sep 2011 05:38 AM PDT
Another day, another crackie extravaganza. You know what my plans are this evening? My mom is going to pick up some food for me and we're going to watch this week's episode of The Hour. That's what I'm looking forward to today, and I seriously can't wait. You might say it's a simple joy, or that my life should really be more exciting. Perhaps you're right, but I can guarantee you one thing: I will get so much joy and fulfillment from simply having dinner with my mom and watching one of my favorite shows than Linnocent will ever have with in the midst of one of her endless crack dramas. Beyond the crack, blow, liquor, pills and whatever else Linnocent is into, her biggest drug of choice is drama: she's not living unless she's causing a crack ruckus. So… with that in mind, Linnocent's latest crack drama involves that hotelier, Vikram Chatwal, who Linnocent has been "friends with" for months. They were just photographed together a few days ago - the paparazzi got photos where it looked like they were doing lines together, and some other shady stuff. Some say he's Linnocent's boyfriend. Some say he's her john. Some say they're coke-buddies. I wonder what his wife says?
[From Page Six] I mean… OF COURSE Linnocent made a scene with Vikram's wife. OF COURSE. Because Linnocent has no shame. Because everything revolves around her, even this poor bastard's marriage. But seriously, Vikram is an adult man and he's probably using Linnocent for some very gross and disgusting things, and he gets his money's worth. Let's not pretend that Linnocent is a "bad influence" destroying this once-decent man. No. He's shady and she's shady. They fit. By the way, yesterday Radar reported this hilarity:
[From Radar] Yeah… the California legal system stopped caring a long time ago. Linnocent has the right idea - no one is going to make her do the community service hours, so why bother? When she goes into court for her next hearing, the judge will give her a lecture and Linnocent will roll her eyes and pout her crack lips, and she'll probably even make a little "jerking off" gesture to the judge and the judge will stop mid-lecture and laugh and say, "Yeah, who am I kidding? You wanna do some lines in my chambers?"
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News. |
| Enquirer: Stacy Keibler is talking about having George Clooney’s baby Posted: 23 Sep 2011 05:09 AM PDT
Surprisingly, you bitches weren't all over yesterday's Stacy Keibler-George Clooney story. Why? Is it because I used a photo of Stacy for the front page? I'd like some feedback on that, honestly. If you see an image of Cray-Cray Keibler on the front page, and you less likely to read the story than if I used a photo of George Clooney? This is today's experiment. Anyway, today's Keibler-Clooney story comes via The Enquirer. Apparently, Cray-Cray is already thinking about babies. Because that never ended badly for one of Clooney's girls. What's next, Stacy? Are you going to give a big interview where you talk about how you've always wanted to married, and that's where you see yourself within the next year? Because he's not afraid of dumping you.
[From The Enquirer, print edition] It's like Stacy wasn't issued the "What Not To Discuss" Checklist For Clooney's Ladies. Sarah Larson should definitely run off another copy and send it to her. Seriously though, I'm going to hold my breath and wait this one out. So far, Stacy has been giving interviews and talking a lot about herself, but she hasn't directly crossed a line into "Elisabetta Territory" yet. Mostly, I get the feeling that Stacy is just trying to hustle some work out of this Clooney gig. More power to her, I guess. Oh, and the Enquirer also had a little story about Clooney sending Stacy's mom sunflowers. According to a source, "George sent a bouquet of two dozen sunflowers to Stacy's mom, Patricia. It wasn't for a special occasion – he just enclosed a note saying he hoped the flowers would brighten her day. Stacy didn't even know he'd done it until her mother called and told her. That certainly brightened George's chances with Stacy!" Hahaha, yeah, why is Clooney trying to get in good with the mom? Much like a reality-version of Pretty Woman, Stacy is a sure thing. She's impressed that Clooney even calls her. He doesn't need to romance her mom too.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
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