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- Linnocent is making $500K to “model” and bone her boss
- Angelina Jolie & Gwen Stefani have a playdate with the kids in London
- Eddie Cibrian is “bothered” by speculation that LeAnn is too thin & unhealthy
- Ashton Kutcher rumored to be caught cheating on Demi again (update)
- Kourtney Kardashian: Scott Disick’s dong is like an “elephant’s trunk”
- Jennifer Aniston’s D&G repeat in NYC: sexy, fug or boring?
- Princess Charlene disappears from public view as Albert “dates” another woman
- Seriously, is Jessica Simpson pregnant with Eric Johnson’s baby?
- Was L Word star Leisha Hailey kicked off Southwest airlines for kissing her girlfriend?
- Kate Bosworth does an obvious, “coy” photo op with her boyfriend
| Linnocent is making $500K to “model” and bone her boss Posted: 27 Sep 2011 10:23 AM PDT
So, over the past few days, we've been inundated with photos of Linnocent in Italy, living the cracked-out dream as a "model" ("escort"). I've noticed in photo after photo that Linnocent seems to be very friendly and touchy-feely with the dude who hired her for his campaign, Philipp Plein. I didn't think much of it because I just thought it was obvious that Linnocent was sleeping with (or trying to sleep with) pretty much any guy with money that she meets. I was surprised to hear yesterday that Linnocent and Philipp hadn't met in person before he hired her as his crackie spokesmodel, which ruined my theory that Linnocent had hustled this modeling gig for herself while "working" in New York. But, as a new report suggests, now that Linnocent has come face-to-face with Philipp, it's true love. If "true love" means "some kind of sketchy prostitution scheme hatched by Mother Crackhead".
[From Fox News] For half a million and some coke, I would probably be spending the night with him too, so let's just be honest here. I can't even believe that Linnocent still makes that kind of dough as a model - that's so much more shocking than the idea that she's boning her boss. By the way, there are photos of Linnocent and Philipp walking hand-in-crack-fist here, at the Mail. It looks coupley to me. I wonder how quickly Linnocent is going to mess this up? Shoplifting in Milan? Coke binge arrest in Como? International incident at the airport?
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Angelina Jolie & Gwen Stefani have a playdate with the kids in London Posted: 27 Sep 2011 09:51 AM PDT
Back in the day, right after Angelina gave birth to Shiloh in Namibia and the Jolie-Pitt family had returned to America, Angelina and Brad started spending some time with Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. Little Kingston and Shiloh were born just days apart, and if I remember correctly, Zuma's birth was close to Angelina's pregnancy with the twins too (I just looked it up - Gwen and Angelina were pregnant at the same time again, and gave birth within a month of each other then too). Anyway, I was never really sure if Angelina and Brad kept up their end of the celebrity friendship - they're always traveling and such, but it looks like Gwen and Angelina managed to organize a playdate for the kids in London. Angelina took her four youngest kids over to Gwen and Gavin's London home, and I'm sure chaos ensued. These are some photos of Angelina and the kids leaving - you can see more here at the Mail.
[From The Mail] I can't even imagine what Gwen and Angelina have to say to each other. I mean, Gwen seems so girly and maybe even a little bit ditzy, and Angelina is so… somber. Does Angelina ever get silly? Will she and Gwen share a bottle of wine and bitch about Brad and Gavin? Does Angelina ever go into sexual details about Brad with Gwen the Girlfriend? I really, really want to know now. Judging from Angelina's smiley face as she's leaving, she and Gwen had a nice visit. As for the kids, here are some random thoughts….It looks like Kingston and Shiloh got into the face paint. Zahara does not look amused. I wonder if Kingston is more into Shiloh, his contemporary, or Z, the older woman? Little Knox is always so chill, and I have my fingers crossed that he'll be a full-blown ginger, like a Fassbender-Jolie-Pitt (GAH! THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN). And little Vivienne has grown out of the tantrum stage and now she just has the best little expressions EVER.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News. |
| Eddie Cibrian is “bothered” by speculation that LeAnn is too thin & unhealthy Posted: 27 Sep 2011 09:49 AM PDT
Eddie Cibrian is still doing press to promote his new NBC show, The Playboy Club. The ratings for the show aren't that great, but that's probably because NBC put it opposite Castle? Because I watch Castle, and isn't Castle really, really popular, to the point where you don't even check to see what's on NBC at 10 pm? But I did switch over during a commercial break, and all I saw was Amber Heard with her boobs out and Eddie kind of leering over her. Anyway, Eddie is still in Hustlin' Mode, so we have some new interviews. First up - Eddie's interview in yesterday's USA Today, which you can read here in its entirety. Here's an interesting little side note - USA Today says that Eddie spends the work week in Chicago and then flies home to LA on the weekends to see LeAnn and his sons. I though LeAnn moved to Chicago with him? I can't believe LeAnn would just leave him in Chicago like that - it seems so unlike her. Here are some quotes from the piece:
[From USA Today] My favorite is, "So, do you not go to the beach anymore because somebody might be there to take a photo?" Here's a better question: "So, the paparazzi are snapping photos of us at the beach, how could LeAnn NOT change her bikini four different times?" Speaking of LeAnn and her famewhore ways, Eddie also gave a recent interview to Access Hollywood where he once again defended LeAnn's emaciated body: "It bothers me because, obviously, I know she's healthy. She eats more than I do sometimes. She's just a very [conscientious] eater, as far as what she eats. She eats pretty healthy, but she works out pretty hard too and she actually takes pride in the way she looks and it's a shame that people will jump on the bandwagon just because she is fit. And she's far from unhealthy." Horses–t.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Ashton Kutcher rumored to be caught cheating on Demi again (update) Posted: 27 Sep 2011 08:54 AM PDT
Anyway here’s yet another rumor that Ashton is cheating on Demi. The first time we heard that Ashton was cheating was a full year ago, when a Demi lookalike sold her story and gave text evidence to Star Magazine. Ashton didn’t exactly deny that report, but he threatened to sue and of course never did. Demi and Ashton made some public appearances together after that and started a sketchy charity to fight sex trafficking. Then this June we saw Ashton leaving a hotel with a “mystery blonde”. They were there with other people, but it looked suspicious. Anyway here’s another rumor that Ashton is fooling around. A tipster e-mailed TheDirty.com with a story of a friend’s hookup with him.
[From The Dirty] According to the guy who runs TheDirty, the girl who slept with Ashton wants a whopping $250,000 for her story. He believes this happened, and let’s face it, given Ashton’s history it sounds likely even with the money grab. Do you think that more women are going to come out of the woodwork now and that it will start being a real scandal? I bet it will. (Yeah I’m hoping for one, I know that’s wrong.) I checked Demi and Ashton’s Twitter accounts and neither of them have directly tweeted to each other in at least a month. Demi mentioned Ashton’s involvement in some charity fantasy football league, but that’s it. Check out the photos on Demi’s account. The last one of Ashton with her was a couple of months ago. I bet they’re over and that Demi is delaying the announcement. It’s sad for them, but Demi does not need to stay with a cheater. Update: I just read over at Lainey Gossip that these two take the cover of Star Magazine with news of their split. The title is: “World Exclusive It's Over! Demi & Ashton's $290 million divorce!” These photos are from June 9th.
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| Kourtney Kardashian: Scott Disick’s dong is like an “elephant’s trunk” Posted: 27 Sep 2011 08:39 AM PDT
We've been covering a lot of Kat-face Kardashian lately, and ignoring the other Kardashian/Jenner ladies. To be fair, I hate even discussing the Jenner girls because they're so young and I dislike how they're being pushed into the public sphere. But Kourtney and Khloe have purposefully taken more of a backseat lately, I think because of Kim's wedding and her subsequent post-nuptial catastrophe (wherein Kim and Kris Humphries realize that they don't even like each other). So… here's a story about all three of the Kardashian girls. They did a radio interview with xoJane that got slightly raunchy and completely gross. It involved which of their men was/is well-endowed, bromances and who doesn't wear underwear (hint: he's a serial killer).
[From xoJane.com] Gross. It never would have occurred to me that Scott Disick might be packing. I've never even let my eyes go lower than his douchey face… okay, that's not true, I've often checked out his shoes. But I've never done a bulge-watch of Scott. Ew ew ew. As for the bromance between Lamar and Rob… well, that's very real. I've seen enough of Khloe and Lamar's show to know that those two men/boys are tight, and… it seems genuine. They're just two dudes who love each other. It's sweet. Recent photos of Scott and Kourtney and the "elephant trunk". *shiver*
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Jennifer Aniston’s D&G repeat in NYC: sexy, fug or boring? Posted: 27 Sep 2011 08:31 AM PDT
There isn't much to say here, but there are lots and lots of new photos. Included in this post are photos of Jennifer Aniston entering and leaving the ABC Studios, on the set at Good Morning America, at the premiere of Five (that Lifetime movie about breast cancer), and leaving the premiere with Justin Theroux. She's wearing all black in all of the photos, so it's not like this is some major fashion post, although I do like her boots in the GMA photos, and I don't really dislike her red carpet outfit - black vest and black slacks, with some kind of black lace something peeking out of the vest. Apparently, this is the same Dolce & Gabbana outfit that she wore when she was drunk at the People's Choice Awards in January.
I feel like the black lace thing is her bra or a camisole, and I really don't think we should be seeing so much of it, right? But the outfit does convince me that Aniston's boobs really aren't bigger, as I thought last week. She must be wearing padded bras lately, but not last night. She also isn't looking so pregnant to me now. Here's a dumb story - both Aniston and Angelina Jolie are carrying very similar Tom Ford purses. Below I've included a photo of Angelina carrying the "Carine" purse in London a few weeks ago, and Aniston seems to be using the purse from day to night yesterday, because it was with her throughout her GMA performance and then at the Five screening. Black leather (maybe lambskin?), gold chain - I think Angelina's is bigger. Us Weekly has a better comparison here.
Photos courtesy of Fame and Pacific Coast News. |
| Princess Charlene disappears from public view as Albert “dates” another woman Posted: 27 Sep 2011 08:30 AM PDT
Just yesterday, I was sitting here at my desk wondering why I hadn't seen poor Princess Charlene in a while. Well, as it turns out, she was at a red carpet event two weeks ago, on September 8th, but I missed those photos (I've included them at the end of the post). But since then, Charlene has not made any public appearances. Granted, this seems to be The Year of Newly Royal Women Eschewing Royal Duties (see also: Duchess Kate), but Charlene is in the unique position of marrying the head of state. She is the de facto First Lady of Monaco, and it's kind of weird that there hasn't been a glance of her in two weeks. Especially weird considering that Prince Albert has been doing appearances without her. Albert did an event with his sister acting as "first lady" and then Saturday night, Albert did an event with a "date" - Beth Hart, an American singer (the chick in the header photo). WTF?
[From The Mail] I know I should be concerned, and I should take the point of view of "Poor Charlene is going through another brainwashing session to ensure that she doesn't look so flat-out pissed at her husband all of the time, meanwhile her husband is boning random American D-list singers." Seriously, look at the last photos of them together (below) - I might not BE married, but I know the look that Charlene is giving Albert. That's the "Jesus Christ, I married an a–hole" look. Anyway, I'm not raising any alerts because I spy something else in the last photos of Charlene - some weight in her mid-section. Pregnant much? Could it be that Charlene is laying low because she did her "royal duty" and got knocked up? Poor Charlene.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Seriously, is Jessica Simpson pregnant with Eric Johnson’s baby? Posted: 27 Sep 2011 07:55 AM PDT
I wish we had these new photos of Jessica Simpson, but we don't. GO HERE to see the pics of Jessica in Cabo San Lucas with her family. While Ashlee Simpson is parading around in a bikini, Jessica has been wearing a series of ponchos, muumuus and loose, oversized, long-sleeved blouses. Radar says Jessica is "doing little to dispel the pregnancy rumors that have been swirling around her for the last few months." Now, I usually defend Farty because when she gains weight, people often start yelling "Pregnant!" at her, and that kind of sucks. Farty gains and loses weight very quickly, and I think that most of the weight usually goes to her midsection and her boobs, which adds to the pregnancy speculation. Plus, chica can't dress. She doesn't know what flatters her figure, and she's usually a hot mess. So is she really pregnant, or is this just a combination of weight gain and bad clothes? Well… I don't know. There was this blind item last week:
[From Blind Gossip] It sounds a lot like Jessica, right? So, did Eric Johnson decide that Jessica was taking too long with the wedding plans and he decided to seal the (financial) deal another way? Yes, I'm saying that Eric may have "trapped" Jessica with an unplanned pregnancy - boys can do it too! Especially when those boys don't have an income any other way. Further evidence: Jessica hasn't looked drunk in a while. Usually we have monthly sightings of her drunkenly clinging to Eric as they leave some restaurant or bar. I don't even remember the last time I saw a photo of Farty drunk. Oh, and she just tweeted this photo of herself:
Photos of Jessica and Eric on Sept. 13, 2011, courtesy of Fame, PCN. |
| Was L Word star Leisha Hailey kicked off Southwest airlines for kissing her girlfriend? Posted: 27 Sep 2011 07:36 AM PDT
So now we’re hearing that Leisha Hailey, who starred on The L Word, got kicked off a Southwest flight for kissing her girlfriend. Hailey tweeted that she got booted off the plane for being gay and is calling for a boycott of Southwest. Meanwhile Southwest issued a statement that she was showing “excessive” PDA and that other passengers were complaining.
[From Hollywood Reporter] It’s hard to tell exactly what happened. The airline would have us believe that Hailey and her girlfriend were making out and that everyone complained about it. The airline’s statement insinuates that the couple got worked up about being asked to stop and were arguing with the crew about it, so they got escorted off the flight. Hailey’s version is that she was just kissing her girlfriend, that a homophobic stewardess targeted them, and that they were treated unfairly. After reading Hailey’s tweets about it in order, she makes a strong case. The part that convinced me is that the stewardess said they were a “family” airline. Who knows what they were doing and how they reacted though. They could have been making out heavily for all we know. Just to reiterate, I hate flying. Oh and Hailey tweeted a link to this page where Southwest tries to establish that they’re fabulous and gay friendly. This is their actual header graphic.
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| Kate Bosworth does an obvious, “coy” photo op with her boyfriend Posted: 27 Sep 2011 07:26 AM PDT
These are new photos of Kate Bosworth and her boyfriend of some-odd two months, Michael Polish, walking around Beverly Hills yesterday. The Bos played a little game with the paparazzi that she presumably called - she played "coy" and tried to "shield" her face from the lens, because she's so famous and she didn't want to make it so obvious that she called the photographers herself, I guess. I might buy the coy thing if only The Bos hadn't made sure to "debut" Michael Polish as her jumpoff two seconds after she and Alexander Skarsgard were done. Oh, and she and Polish have already walked the red carpet with each other too! So what's the point? Dunno.
I also love the strange was she and Michael Polish are contorting themselves as they walk down the street. Who holds hands like that? She's clinging to him, walking behind him, practically on top of him and for what? All so she can fake-hide her face? WTF? The Bos is so bizarre. About that sweater: I'm pretty sure I had that sweater when I was 13. It's a very "Juniors Department at Sears" sweater. And this trend of baggy rolled jeans is very early 1990s too. Massive side note: I know I'm late to the party on this one, but have you seen Kate's Cotton commercial? It came out months ago, but it's started airing all of the time on USA (where I watch NCIS marathons), so I've only really noticed it in the past few weeks. It's AWFUL. And that is actually Kate singing. That's her voice! What possessed her to "sing"? This makes me long for those annoying Zooey Deschanel Cotton ads - at least Zooey had a somewhat pleasant voice.
Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN. |
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