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- Scarlett Johansson’s In A Bikini
- The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.10.12
- Lindsay Lohan Tried To Talk A Rich Dude Into Buying Her A $20,000 Watch
- Robin Wright Looks Good In A Bikini. Who Knew?
- Madonna Throws M.I.A. Under The Bus
- Whitney Houston’s Sobriety’s Going Well
- Alexander Skarsgard Returns In SCARF THUNDER
- Kate Winslet Still Has It and Other News
- Lindsay & Ali Lohan Tell Dina She Looks Like Ass
- The Situation’s Pissed Everyone Knows He’s Gay
| Scarlett Johansson’s In A Bikini Posted: 10 Feb 2012 08:38 PM PST        I don’t normally post at 11 o’clock on a Friday night, but when it’s People Who’ve Had Sex With Sean Penn’s Penis Yet Somehow Still Look Great In A Bikini Day, all bets are off. So here’s Scarlett Johansson and her new boyfriend Nate Naylor (actual name) in Hawaii this afternoon which means Ryan Reynolds Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.10.12 Posted: 10 Feb 2012 01:15 PM PST        We now live in a time when shooting a ping-pong ball from your vagina means you’re the second trashiest act of the night. Thanks, Jesse James. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where David Spade shouts out to Casey Anthony, Fergie‘s on the fairway recommending a wood, and in every photo of Toni Braxton Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Tried To Talk A Rich Dude Into Buying Her A $20,000 Watch Posted: 10 Feb 2012 12:11 PM PST        Despite showing up to looking like the World’s Puffiest Little Coke Addict, Lindsay Lohan apparently thought she was still the big-breasted, underage freckle girl America couldn’t wait to stick its penis into and tried to schmooze some rich guy at the amfAR Gala into buying her a $20,000 diamond watch. (Read: She forgot her good Read More ... |
| Robin Wright Looks Good In A Bikini. Who Knew? Posted: 10 Feb 2012 11:15 AM PST        Here’s Robin Wright looking surprisingly good in a bikini yesterday which finally much proves that Sean Penn‘s penis is the fabled “ugly stick” of lore, but more importantly to its victim, that its magic thankfully wears off after decreased Read More ... |
| Madonna Throws M.I.A. Under The Bus Posted: 10 Feb 2012 10:05 AM PST        “With incredible speed the sorceress queen suddenly mounted the arms of her dark throne and with a mighty shriek, the sun no longer shown upon the Earth for a fortnight. Crops wilted, children wailed and most terrifying of all, her arid crevasse demanded pleasure from our strongest, most strapping young boys. Their discarded carcasses a Read More ... |
| Whitney Houston’s Sobriety’s Going Well Posted: 10 Feb 2012 09:08 AM PST        When we last left Whitney Houston, her publicists were frantically trying to assert she’s clean and sober after she refused to buckle her seat belt herself on a plane because “that’s what them plane-negroes are for,” is something I like to believe was said through a hail of crack rocks. Anyway, jump to last night, Read More ... |
| Alexander Skarsgard Returns In SCARF THUNDER Posted: 10 Feb 2012 08:22 AM PST |
| Kate Winslet Still Has It and Other News Posted: 10 Feb 2012 08:16 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Women Pole Vaulters prove there is nothing on Earth men won’t masturbate to. - George Lucas is grossly overestimating how much else a Star Wars fan has going on in life. - Macauley Culkin‘s slow and torturous death from depression is the only natural response to losing Read More ... |
| Lindsay & Ali Lohan Tell Dina She Looks Like Ass Posted: 10 Feb 2012 07:26 AM PST        After years of being subjected to her drunken, tyrannical pimp-rule, Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali are apparently trying to force their mom Dina into a self-conscious pit of depression where, God-willing, she’ll drink herself to death which is how I chose to read this. Us Weekly reports: “My girls are always telling me to Read More ... |
| The Situation’s Pissed Everyone Knows He’s Gay Posted: 10 Feb 2012 06:49 AM PST        During a never-ending media blitzkrieg to promote their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff, JWoww and Snooki essentially outed The Situation, and you’ll be surprised to learn he’s not too happy about it even though the gays are typically such a jovial and festive bunch. Via The Huffington Post: “Mike really ripped both Snooki and JWoww a Read More ... |
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