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- Enquirer: Tom Brady is really upset with Gisele, told her to STFU about the Pats
- Beyonce & Jay-Z are trademarking Blue Ivy’s name for future branding
- Adele’s 60 Minutes interview: “I don’t want to be some skinny mini with my t-ts out”
- Does Lea Michelle obnoxiously rub her weight loss in co-stars faces?
- Are Sean Penn & Robin Wright reuniting three years after their split?
- Halle Berry got death threats from a stalker, which is why she wants to move to France
- Lindsay Lohan was a crackie trainwreck at the amFAR gala, of course
- LeAnn Rimes looks extra-squinty at premiere, cozies up to Chelsea Handler
- In Touch: Kim Kardashian has become “obsessed” with plastic surgery lately
- Did Angelina Jolie get bombed with Tilda Swinton at the SAG Awards?
| Enquirer: Tom Brady is really upset with Gisele, told her to STFU about the Pats Posted: 10 Feb 2012 08:52 AM PST
We didn't have a story about Gisele Bundchen yesterday. Did you notice? Gisele has been big news all week because of her comments about Tom Brady's teammates just after the Super Bowl. The Patriots feel betrayed. The WAGs feel mean-girl'd. And everybody has an opinion on whether or not Gisele is a mouthy bitch. But, throughout the week, Gisele hasn't said anything in her own defense. Tom hasn't come out to defend her either. What does that mean? Are they hoping it will all blow over? Or is Tom just telling her to keep her head down and STFU? That's what the Enquirer claims in this week's issue:
[From The Enquirer, print edition] Ah, yes. Pit Gisele against a more "traditional" football WAG. That always works. Look, I'm sure Abby is a nice person, and I'm sure I'll come back to thinking Gisele is a sanctimonious hussy momentarily, but right now I'm just feeling like Gis is getting a really raw deal. She didn't punch a baby, you know. She didn't kick a kitten. She was just emotionally invested in her husband's game, and she said something kind of bitchy and rude right after a big disappointment. ENOUGH. That being said, I do think she'll probably get pregnant again, and soon.
Photos of Gisele and Tom in Brazil last year, courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet. |
| Beyonce & Jay-Z are trademarking Blue Ivy’s name for future branding Posted: 10 Feb 2012 08:51 AM PST
Have you heard the latest Blue Ivy Carter news? That baby is barely a month old, and she's already The Most Important Baby Ever. Don't believe me? Blue Ivy Carter is an official brand now. Beyonce and Jay-Z have filed paperwork (which is being rushed) to trademark BIC. For reals.
[From Us Weekly] And there's the answer to several blind items – didn't everyone say that Beyonce and Jay were going to use the pregnancy and the baby to extend their multiple business interests? Now, although I think this is the height of TACKY, I understand the reasoning behind trying to protect the baby's name so that it's not used for perfumes and such without a parent’s permission. Here's a question I have, though – if (when) the trademark comes through and Bey and Jay then use "BIC" to brand a multitude of crap, won't all of the profits have to go to BIC? In other Beyonce news, Star Magazine has a fascinating story about how Beyonce has gotten and will continue to "get back" her figure. Hint: it's harder than "just removing the pillow."
[From Star Magazine, print edition] Pineapple chunks? A live-in trainer? Two workouts a day? All while breastfeeding? Damn, Bey. Someone sure wants us to believe that baby weight was definitely gained. Personally, I still don't see it. Beyonce looks slightly heavier, but not by much.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Beyonce Online. |
| Adele’s 60 Minutes interview: “I don’t want to be some skinny mini with my t-ts out” Posted: 10 Feb 2012 08:28 AM PST
Is anyone looking forward to the Grammys? I might actually watch them this year (I'm 0 for ~~) just because I want to see some cutaways to Beyonce and Lady Gaga's bitchfaces when Adele sweeps. Adele is going to sweep, right? Oh, wait. Sunday is Downton Abbey night. While I love Adele, I need mah Downton. Still, I will tune in to see Adele's 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper just before the Grammys. CBS has been releasing parts of the interview throughout the week, and it sounds really, really awesome. Adele doesn't just have a great singing voice – she has a really sweet little accented speaking voice too. Here's the video of her talking about her voice and how difficult it was for her after her throat surgery, and how much she loves to cuss. And here's video of Adele talking about body image and her image as a performer and singer. She says, in part, "I’ve never seen magazine covers or music videos and been like ‘I need to look like that to be a success.’ I don’t want to be some skinny mini with my tits out. I really don’t want to do it and I don’t want people confusing what it is that I’m about. I just stand there and sing. I don’t do stunts or anything. I’m just writing love songs. I’m not trying to be pop. I’m not trying to be jazz. I’m not trying to be anything. I’m just writing love songs and everyone loves a love song.” Oh, Adele. I love you, girl. In this video, she talks about how excited she is to perform at the Grammys and how she will totally "sh-t herself". That made Anderson giggle. And here is THE BEST THING EVER. 60 Minutes just released this – Adele singing "Rolling In the Deep" acapella to Anderson. I wish there was a cutaway to his face as she sang to him. That's the only thing that would make this video more amazing:
Photos courtesy of Q Magazine, WENN. |
| Does Lea Michelle obnoxiously rub her weight loss in co-stars faces? Posted: 10 Feb 2012 08:14 AM PST
I’ve never been a “Glee” watcher, so the only regular exposure that I have to Lea Michele is observing her chronic habit of pose-harding on the red carpet, more often than not in fussy, busted Marchesa gowns. By all accounts, Lea has a beautiful singing voice but seems to be clutching onto slight stardom as if she realizes her time in the spotlight is very limited, and the best thing she can do to make headlines is to try and date Ashton Kutcher. Yuck. Anyway, In Touch has a story this week about Lea’s drastic weight loss since “Glee” started and how she talks nonstop to her co-stars all about it. To me, the above photo comparison doesn’t look like a huge difference — maybe 10-15 pounds or so? If anything, Lea simply looks more toned up and like she’s grown accustomed to fasting before red carpet appearances. She seems more “Hollywood” now, which isn’t necessarily a good thing because she looked cuter in the “before” photo. Naturally, Lea’s co-stars are tired of hearing about smaller ass and want her to STFU:
[From In Touch print edition, February 20, 2012] That “eat some bitches under the table” quote comes from an Allure magazine interview wherein Lea denies having an eating disorder. While there’s little way to know whether anyone truly suffers from an eating disorder, it’s really a standard excuse for one to insist that they really do eat all the time. Hell, I’ve used that excuse before back in my early 20s when I was actually counting the number of Cheerios that went into my mouth. Then again, I didn’t voluntarily offer up any information to anyone and only answered when asked. Lea seems much more like a braggadocio though, and I can believe that she’s talking her co-stars’ ears off about her incredible dietary control. They’re probably used to it though, and if she annoys them too much, meatball tossing is always a good resort. Here are a few more red carpet comparison photos. In February 2011, I honestly don’t see much difference from her present figure except that she looks less “cut” here.
This photo from September 2011 may have been at the upper point of a “yo-yo” cycle because Lea is obviously covering up her figure. Yep, she’s probably got an eating disorder, but I think most Hollywood starlets do in some shape or form.
Photos courtesy of WENN      |
| Are Sean Penn & Robin Wright reuniting three years after their split? Posted: 10 Feb 2012 07:45 AM PST
Sean Penn and Robin Wright did the breakup-and-makeup thing for years and years. It got so bad, I even lost track for a few years as to whether or not they were on or off. Like, I almost positive they were done and then they showed up together while Sean was promoting Milk in 2008-09. But shortly after that, I think they were finally over? Maybe? Like, summer 2009. Post-split, Sean drowned himself in booze and women (no different then when he was married), and he spent a lot of time in Haiti, working with his charity. And after their split, Robin had moved on with a new boyfriend, producer Greg Shapiro. When Robin showed up with Shapiro at the 2010 Oscars, according to reports, Sean got into it backstage with Shapiro, and Sean's actions were so off-side, Penn was banned from the Governors Ball. However, through it all, Sean and Robin were said to be close because of their two kids, and they were committed to co-parenting (when Sean wasn't in Haiti). So maybe it's not shocking that they might have found their way back together?
[From Star Magazine, print edition] I'm not sure that I buy that they split up because of "work schedules". I think they split up because Sean's an ass and he was always screwing around on Robin and she finally had enough of all of it. While I believe that Sean has been drowning himself in young ladies since then, I'll buy that he does miss Robin. She held him together, I think. She kept him sane and she definitely helped with his reputation. UPDATE: Ah, I just saw this denial that Robin’s rep gave to RumorFix: "[Robin's] on location in Australia, she's shooting a movie with Naomi Watts. They're just making up stuff; she's been gone since mid January. Clearly there's no photos of them together, so it's clear…they've not been spending any time together." I want to believe Robin isn’t messing with Penn again, but her history with him… it makes me believe that she’s capable of falling into his clutches again.
Here are some photos of Robin filming The Grandmothers with Naomi Watts this week – Robin's still got a great figure, doesn't she?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN. |
| Halle Berry got death threats from a stalker, which is why she wants to move to France Posted: 10 Feb 2012 07:40 AM PST
[From E! Online] Halle has been looking for a more secure mansion in Malibu, according to TMZ. Of course Radar has Gabriel Aubry’s deep thoughts on his custody battle, as per usual. They’re trying to call out Halle on her claims that she’s so scared and are saying that she’s using it as a convenient excuse. This rings true to me, but again I’m thinking that both sides are pushing back too hard and making it much worse than it needs to be.
[From Radar] We haven’t heard any confirmation that Halle and Oliver are actually engaged, but this story suggests that’s the case. The “source” goes on to say:
[From Radar Online] I agree that Nahla should stay in LA where she speaks the language and goes to school. It does seem punitive of Halle to want to move overseas at this time, but the argument that she has two homicidal stalkers on the loose is a pretty powerful one. I would be more on Gabriel’s side if he would just stop talking to the press. He probably doesn’t have any other recourse to all the stories Halle is putting out there, though. Poor Nahla, really.
Here’s Halle out alone and looking annoyed yesterday on 2-9-12. She’s also shown with Nahla and the Nanny on 2-2-12 and with Oliver on 1-29-12. Credit: Osvaldo/FameFlynet Pictures. Gabriel Aubry is shown with Nahla on 2-3-12. Credit: WENN.com |
| Lindsay Lohan was a crackie trainwreck at the amFAR gala, of course Posted: 10 Feb 2012 06:35 AM PST
We have more stories about Lindsay Lohan's crack-face/crack-monster cracktastrophe at the amFAR event two nights ago. I can't even start… no, I can. These are some additional photos of Lindsay coming or going from the event, wearing a budget fur-trimmed coat over her Tom Ford dress. I can only imagine what Tom Ford thought about LL wearing his dress. I bet he bitched someone out over it. LL wearing your dress will always hurt your brand. Would you like to know how LL was acting at the event? Hint: like a crackie.
[From Page Six] I actually think Page Six is under-selling the cracked-out nature of the story. My guess is that Lindsay stumbled over, drunk off her ass and high as a kite, and mumbled something like, "I hear you’re rich do you wanna do something about it? I like diamonds baby. OMG LOOK AT ME." Additionally, the Cracken managed to stumble her way over to Woody Allen and Soon-Yi and she made them pose for photos. You can see one here. The Hollywood Reporter says Woody was NOT pleased.
[From THR] I never thought I'd say this, but poor Woody. Attacked by the crack monster. How pathetic she is. And for my final story – Dina Lohan has a new interview in Us Weekly, which you can read here. She says that her daughters are trying to give her a hair makeover and that Ali's modeling career is really taking off. Then Dina says Lindsay is "wonderful" and the kicker - "We’re here for all of Fashion Week.” OMG! The Cracken will be all over the place during New York Fashion Week. Prepare yourselves.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet and WENN. |
| LeAnn Rimes looks extra-squinty at premiere, cozies up to Chelsea Handler Posted: 10 Feb 2012 05:53 AM PST
I know many of you think of me as an awful, rude and terrible person/bitch/c-bomb. It's true, I am. But I do actually try to avoid making fun of people for things that I feel they can't help. Like, I'll make fun of someone's hair or their makeup or their clothes, because those are the things that can be changed, and those are the CHOICES that people make. But when I saw these photos of LeAnn Rimes at the premiere of Re: Generation Music Project, my first reaction was "Oh dear God, THAT FACE." Of course, much of the problem is LeAnn's styling. Many of you think she's flat-out hideous, but I think LeAnn can actually look cute when she's styled properly (and when she eats solids). This hair and this makeup accentuates all of LeAnn's problem areas, though. Plus, the lighting must have been bad because she just looks extra squinty. It's all-around awful. That's not all – LeAnn appeared on Chelsea Lately last night and this outfit was even worse. WHY would LeAnn wear a keyhole dress that shows off her sketchy bolt-ons? As for the actual interview – Chelsea has talked crap about LeAnn in the past, but now they're buddy-buddy. LeAnn talks about her weight, of course, claiming that she's only lost her "baby fat". I have to say… Chelsea was really nice to her. I guess Chelsea is fine with homewreckers as long as they're named "Jennifer Aniston" and "LeAnn Rimes" and they come on her show.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet. |
| In Touch: Kim Kardashian has become “obsessed” with plastic surgery lately Posted: 10 Feb 2012 04:19 AM PST
It's no secret that Kim Kardashian has a face made of lies, Botox, fillers and surgery scars. I mean, we all know it, but Kim has always denied it. Her face was normal (-ish) back in 2006, when people just wondered if she had ass implants and a nose job. Since then, Kim has pushed back her hairline through electrolysis, she's 'Toxed the hell out of her face, she's gotten her eyes done (my opinion) and she's jacking her lips with as much crap (if not more) as Nicole Kidman and Lindsay Lohan. So, this In Touch Weekly is just a reminder – Kim is a narcissistic plastic surgery monster.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] In recent photos, I keep saying that her lips look crazy. But as I was looking back at her old human face, I got really sad. She really was a pretty girl back in the day. She had a genuine exotic prettiness, and it's totally gone now. She killed it with all of that unnecessary crap she's done.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet. |
| Did Angelina Jolie get bombed with Tilda Swinton at the SAG Awards? Posted: 10 Feb 2012 04:16 AM PST
“OMG, I’m so DRUNK. Am I seriously wearing a trash bag?” In Touch Weekly has a hilarious story about Angelina Jolie this week. ITW usually has stories about Jolie, as she is their favorite villainess. Nothing she does is ever good enough, and there is no Jolie story too innocuous to be twisted into a tale of conniving ruthlessness and petty, drunken jealousy. It seems that when Brad Pitt and Angelina made their appearances at the SAG Awards, Angelina was already seething with desperation and neediness, so she decided to upstage and humiliate poor Brad. The easiest way would have been to simply devour his soul in front of the crowd. But Angelina chose to get absolutely plastered with Tilda Swinton. VICTORY!!! Don't believe In Touch Weekly? Check out this photo of Angelina "hiding" a bottle of vodka under her table. She took a swig whenever she thought about how much she hated Brad, obviously.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Brad should be used to this by now – he spent seven years with Aniston's boozehound ass too. I've never really considered Angelina much of a drunk – maybe because all her critics yell about is the heroin? It rarely occurs to me that Angelina might have an issue with alcohol too. Still, I doubt it. Isn't it far more likely that Angelina was just enjoying Tilda Swinton's company and getting her drink on socially? And even if she did get her buzz on, I still don't see the big deal. It's not like she slurred her way through presenting an award.
Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame/Flynet. |
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