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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.22.12
- Lindsay Lohan’s Courthouse Fashion Funtime!
- Chris Brown & Karrueche Tran Have An ‘Open Relationship’ Now, Here We Go…
- Adam Levine’s Terrified Of Christina Aguilera
- Kim Kardashian’s Diet Pills Don’t Really Work? GTFO
- Lea Michele in a Bikini and Other News
- BREAKING: Adele Has One Of Those Middle Fingers
- Drew Barrymore Is (Probably) Pregnant
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.22.12 Posted: 22 Feb 2012 12:25 PM PST        Now would be a good time to open a spray tan salon next to LeAnn Rimes. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jason Priestley making that face that babies make when they’re shitting (Ian Ziering taught him that), Richard Grieco making that face you make when your career took a shit 20 years Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Courthouse Fashion Funtime! Posted: 22 Feb 2012 11:18 AM PST        Lindsay Lohan was in court today for her monthly freckled underholes licking by the soft, smooth pulsating tongue of celebrity justice per California law. But since I don’t pay taxes there, who gives a shit? Let’s talk about her clothes! Now, what you’re going to want to do is pay careful attention to the fact Read More ... |
| Chris Brown & Karrueche Tran Have An ‘Open Relationship’ Now, Here We Go… Posted: 22 Feb 2012 10:14 AM PST        Adding fuel to the reports that Chris Brown and Rihanna are secretly back together, but possibly letting us know through their “music,” friends of his supposed girlfriend Karrueche Tran (who we completely mangled identifying the other day, but fixed now) say they’re in an “open relationship” and she knows better than to ask about Rihanna Read More ... |
| Adam Levine’s Terrified Of Christina Aguilera Posted: 22 Feb 2012 09:42 AM PST        Adam Levine apparently stopped by Howard Stern this week where he essentially made it clear he does not bitch about Christina Aguilera‘s weight delaying production on The Voice, but instead repeatedly shats himself out of unfathomable terror until his model girlfriend’s vagina bathes him in a gold, rejuvenating light which is the only way to Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian’s Diet Pills Don’t Really Work? GTFO Posted: 22 Feb 2012 08:20 AM PST        Shocking news this morning: Something Kim Kardashian is involved with is completely full of shit and nothing but a massive cash grab regardless of the consequences. Although in a surprise twist, nobody got pissed on in a sex tape at her mother’s command. I almost didn’t believe it myself. Page Six reports: Partner Scott A. Read More ... |
| Lea Michele in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 22 Feb 2012 08:15 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Oh, wow, England has their own Gary Busey. - Mardi Gras is still mostly about drunken tit flashing. Neat. - Sacha Baron Cohen schtick is so old it might as well start smoking salvia and posting naked pics of itself to Twitter. - Jessica Simpson almost Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Adele Has One Of Those Middle Fingers Posted: 22 Feb 2012 07:23 AM PST        Despite dominating the Grammys and being universally revered as one of the top genuinely talented singers of the moment, Adele has been having a pretty shitty month starting with someone leaking a fake sex tape of some random fat chick getting nailed in the backseat of a car followed by her own estranged father selling Read More ... |
| Drew Barrymore Is (Probably) Pregnant Posted: 22 Feb 2012 06:29 AM PST        Yesterday, TMZ posted pics of Drew Barrymore leaving a doctor’s office holding what is almost definitely a printout from an ultrasound which is fucking terrible news considering Drew Barrymore’s relationships last exactly five minutes and eventually one of those five minutes will involve Dane Cook so now we owe it to this kid to make Read More ... |
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