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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.28.12
- Snooki and JWoww Begin Their Reign of Terror in Jersey City
- Jessica Simpson’s Pregnancy is Rapidly Advancing
- Lindsay Lohan Will Joke About Anything on ‘SNL’
- We Fixed Those Stephen Hawking Recordings. And Possibly Made More.
- Bethenny Frankel Doesn’t Look At All Like Death In A Bikini And Other News
- Natalie Portman (Might Have) Secretly Married Benjamin Millepied
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.28.12 Posted: 28 Feb 2012 01:17 PM PST        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s sadly not even close to yesterday’s cornucopia of breasts (I like to believe this is why the pilgrims came here in the first place.) with a few exceptions. Anyway, what we do have is The Hoff‘s girlfriend Hayley Roberts who nearly died as a result of carelessly Read More ... |
| Snooki and JWoww Begin Their Reign of Terror in Jersey City Posted: 28 Feb 2012 11:33 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Ok, that headline may be a tad dramatic. Although, having seen far more episodes of Jersey Shore than any self-respecting person should ever admit to (this is a direct result of sharing a house with a person with a vagina), I can use these shots of Snooki and JWoww‘s new spinoff Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson’s Pregnancy is Rapidly Advancing Posted: 28 Feb 2012 10:30 AM PST        “They said ‘never be downwind of her.’ I should have listened, dear sweet God, I should have listened..” Posted by Photo Boy You may be thinking it’s insensitive to post this photo set and make cruel and baseless fart jokes at the expense of a woman experiencing the completely natural changes that her body is Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Will Joke About Anything on ‘SNL’ Posted: 28 Feb 2012 08:28 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Since the inexplicable announcement that she will host SNL — Let’s assume Lorne Michaels is hogtied in the back of a Tanqueray warehouse — Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done anything so far that would lead us to think what a colossal mistake that decision already is. So in the spirit of being Read More ... |
| We Fixed Those Stephen Hawking Recordings. And Possibly Made More. Posted: 28 Feb 2012 07:15 AM PST  “They see me rollin’, they hatin’…” On Friday, we posted a bunch of extremely accurate recordings of how Stephen Hawking works them hos down at the sex club by making them hover naked over his lifeless body a.k.a. the pimpest shit you’ve ever heard in your life. Unfortunately Chrome sharts the bed at the first Read More ... |
| Bethenny Frankel Doesn’t Look At All Like Death In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 28 Feb 2012 07:00 AM PST        - Kevin Federline understands the value of a family discount. - Judy Greer owns everyone. Fact. - Not pictured: The new pair of shoes dangling off-camera. - Kate Upton‘s breasts don’t care about America’s obesity problem. - Uma Thurman is pregnant again. “Will her feet still get bigger?” asks Quentin Read More ... |
| Natalie Portman (Might Have) Secretly Married Benjamin Millepied Posted: 28 Feb 2012 06:28 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Natalie Portman is notoriously secretive of her private life which is exactly why when she decided to marry The Lord of The Sissy Dance, she told no one. That is, of course, until she knew she’d be on television with a billion eyes shatting their sockets at what appeared to be Read More ... |
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