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- Hilary Duff’s very tight short dress: pregnancy pass or what was she thinking?
- Lea Michele covers Allure, dismisses eating disorder and diva rumors
- Michael Fassbender is politically incorrect: “There’s some element of gypsy in me”
- Kim Kardashian covers Marie Claire, talks about her life pre-divorce
- Nikki Reed on Twilight cast: “We’re not all best friends, we’re not all hanging out”
- Jeffrey Dean Morgan is still with his “secret” baby-mama Hilarie Burton
- Brad Pitt: “I wasn’t actually putting an exact deadline on my expiration date”
- Kristen Stewart, loved up in sparkly J. Mendel: beautiful or busted?
- Pippa Middleton ordered by the royal family to keep a lower profile
- Was it inappropriate for Willow Smith to see Breaking Dawn?
Hilary Duff’s very tight short dress: pregnancy pass or what was she thinking? Posted: 15 Nov 2011 09:01 AM PST
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Lea Michele covers Allure, dismisses eating disorder and diva rumors Posted: 15 Nov 2011 08:52 AM PST Lea Michele covers the December issue of Allure Magazine, likely to promote both Glee and her supporting part in New Year's Eve, that ensemble rom-com from hell. Can we just have a word about how hideous this cover and photo shoot are? ROUGH. I think it's the hair - it dates her. She looks like a jittery, annoying wife at a church bake sale, circa 1974. The interview is predictable - Lea is full of herself, walking the line between "genuine confidence" and "egomaniacal diva-monster". The Allure slideshow is here, and here are some excerpts:
[From Allure] Where to start? Well, last year Lea claimed that she lost so much weight because she had gone vegan. And now we have another "reason". It's not important to me anymore because she looks like she gained some much-needed weight back, and it looks good on her. Next: the diva stuff. OF COURSE she worships Gwyneth. Peas in a pod, birds of a monstrous feather. I found this quote disturbing though - "I came from the theater world, where the word ‘diva’ was awesome." I've heard descriptions of what a pill Lea was when she was on Broadway, so if she was being called a "diva" back then, they weren't saying it as a compliment. Someone just needs to sit her down and say, "It's not that we 'don't get' your sense of humor. You're full of yourself and annoying and it turns people off. The end." Photos courtesy of Allure. |
Michael Fassbender is politically incorrect: “There’s some element of gypsy in me” Posted: 15 Nov 2011 08:19 AM PST My fellow Fass-loonie at Pop Sugar, Allison, sent me her most recent video interview with Michael Fassbender as he continues to endlessly promote A Dangerous Method and Shame and Haywire. Allison famously (in my mind) got Fassie to say one of my favorite things ever while he was promoting X-Men: First Class - something about how he's a ginger and all gingers come from Viking stock. He was basically saying that he's a big Viking and we should love his big, gingery Viking dong. In this new interview - in which Allison gets to sit next to Fassie (she said he smells like coffee) - for A Dangerous Method, Fassie talks about how professional Keira Knightley is and how he likes the actor's life. His actual words - "there’s some element of gypsy in me anyway.” That's not really politically correct to call yourself a gypsy, but there you have it: Michael Fassbender, ginger gypsy Viking. HOT. Go-karting? Meh. But he loves cares and motorcycles and anything that makes a lot of noise and goes fast, so I guess it makes sense. By the way, Fassie has about a million projects lined up because he's the It Dude of the moment as far as "the actor most directors want to cast." Everybody is on the Fassdong Train! I'm not sure how I feel about that, honestly. Fassie has made a series of really smart career decisions, and I worry that now that he's being offered anything and everything, he's just going to say "yes" to some projects he really shouldn't. Like Robocop. Yes, Hollywood is considering a reboot of the Robocop franchise, and they're looking at Fassie for it. Well, the director wants him, and when Fassie was asked about it, he said:
[Via Reelz] Helmet?!?!? He already has his face covered for Magneto, don't make him cover it for another movie! Noooooooooo. Srsly, though, NO ROBOCOP. |
Kim Kardashian covers Marie Claire, talks about her life pre-divorce Posted: 15 Nov 2011 07:43 AM PST I feel so bad for the editors of Marie Claire. They got Kim Kardashian for their December cover, and the interview was apparently conducted a few weeks before Kim filed for divorce. So there are lots of quotes from Kim about how happy she is with Kris Humphries and how well she knows herself and all of that, but there was still enough time in editorial for the writer to include that "In late October, it was announced that Kim would file for divorce, just 72 days after she and Kris tied the knot." If I was the editor over there, I might be tempted to simply redo the issue with another (emergency) cover girl. I suspect that Kim made an enemy out of Marie Claire for the way she screwed them over for this cover story. Anyway, here is the full story and here are some of the highlights. In retrospect, it's fun to laugh at how Kim was so full of herself.
[From Marie Claire] She's such a dumbass. I guess it's one of those situations where "Stars: They're Just Like Us!" I know people who are all patronizing and full of themselves once they get married, and they make pronouncements about how this is the happiest they've ever been and they recommend marriage to everyone, and WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED TOO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? And those are the people who always end up with the crappy marriages that end in divorce. Kim is one of those people. |
Nikki Reed on Twilight cast: “We’re not all best friends, we’re not all hanging out” Posted: 15 Nov 2011 07:33 AM PST
[From Seventeen] Nikki Reed is 23. Thirteen came out in 2003, which means she was 15 when it came out. So the fact that she was not on drugs like her character, was a virgin and “barely drank” at 15 shouldn’t be remarkable at all. As for her comments on the cast, Kaiser thinks Nikki could be referring to Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. There were rumors that Nikki dated Kristen’s now-boyfriend, Robert Pattinson, briefly before Kristen hooked up with him. Nikki has denied that. There were also stories about how Nikki was friends with Kristen’s last boyfriend, Michael Angarano, whom Kristen seems to have ditched for Robert. Plus Nikki used to call Kristen her “best friend” in 2009, but then said in 2010 that “Kristen does her own thing” when it comes to hanging out with the rest of the cast. Here’s Nikki in sea green Marchesa at the Breaking premiere. I love shades of green, but I really dislike the color of this dress, which looks too pastel to me. The foil-like sequin piping looks cheap too. At least the cut of the dress is pretty and elegant and I love her shoes! I also like that Nikki didn’t pose on the red carpet with her new husband, Paul McDonald. Photo credit: WENN.com |
Jeffrey Dean Morgan is still with his “secret” baby-mama Hilarie Burton Posted: 15 Nov 2011 07:12 AM PST About two years ago, something really sketchy went down with Jeffrey Dean Morgan. He had been dating Mary-Louise Parker and they seemed really tight and really sexy, and then suddenly their relationship seemed to skid out of control. They suddenly became very "off and on" and they finally seemed to end circa fall/winter 2009. MLP quickly found a new piece, who she's been with ever since. But many people think that the reason JDM and MLP's relationship got so sketchy so fast was because Jeffrey had some kind of relationship with CW chick Hilarie Burton, and Hilarie got pregnant two seconds into their relationship/affair. Hilarie gave birth to JDM's son in Spring of 2010, and she walked one red carpet with him shortly after giving birth. The whole "secret baby" thing was real - Hilarie "went into hiding" for months, and she and Jeffrey only confirmed the birth of the kid months later, and even then, Hilarie won't even confirm the name of their son. Last night, Hilarie and JDM walked their second red carpet together within a year at the premiere of Breaking Dawn. I guess we're supposed to think that they're still together, then. That they're a happy little family and that she tamed him and his wandering dong? I used to dislike Hilarie on principle, and while I still think she's a ball of sketchiness, I grew to like her character on White Collar. Whatever, though - it's so weird to me that Hilarie and JDM are still together, at least publicly. Weird couple. PS… How f–king good does JDM look in these photos? This man is delicious. Completely random and probably douchey about women, but he's FINE. |
Brad Pitt: “I wasn’t actually putting an exact deadline on my expiration date” Posted: 15 Nov 2011 06:41 AM PST These are new photos of Brad Pitt arriving in Seoul, South Korea, and then attending a press conference and a premiere solo - no Angie! Shall we talk about his look? I'm getting so tired of the shades. Brad thinks he's Jack Nicholson these days, like his shades are his signature. It makes me wonder if he's self-conscious about his eyes, which really so show his age (and no, I don't think he's had eye work - his eyes look 40-something). But! I do like Brad in all-black, which he wore during each promotional stop. It makes me think that Angelina is dressing him, and I like the idea of Angie packing his bag. I especially like the way he looks in that black button-down. Mm, nice. His hair is a problem, though. I don't mind the length so much (I like some long-haired dirtbags, so it's fine), but the overall grooming is too lacking. I feel like Brad needs a good shower and some hair product. Yesterday, we talked about Brad's recent statements to an Australian TV show in which he seemed to be saying that he would be quitting acting in three years' time, likely to spend more time producing and being a dad. During the press conference in Seoul, Brad corrected himself:
[From The Telegraph] I really like "I will take wisdom over youth any day." I don't particularly feel the same way (I wouldn't mind having my youth back, personally), but I appreciate that Brad is happy where is, and that he feels like his journey has been worth it to get where he is. As for his career and whether it will end… meh. I think he was just chatting, and he didn't mean it as a major announcement or anything. Whatever. |
Kristen Stewart, loved up in sparkly J. Mendel: beautiful or busted? Posted: 15 Nov 2011 06:41 AM PST Here are the real stars of last night's Breaking Dawn premiere, the most photographed actors on the red carpet, real-life and on-screen lovers and the objects of desire, fanaticism and loathing: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Let me start with Kristen. She wore this blue-purple-black J. Mendel that I'm not in love with. I don't hate it, and I actually like the blue-purple color on Kristen a lot. The cut of the dress is kind of bad, and it looks rather cheap to me. I think it has something to do with the too-high slit and how hundreds of Twihards probably saw Bella's vadge on the red carpet when she walked a certain way - what's with Kristen and her vadge-high slits and too-short miniskirts? Why is she determined to show us her biscuits? The slit is also bad because you can see a lot of the lining, and the material looks tacky and cheap. Now I'll say something nice - her makeup looks good. Her posture is improving somewhat. She's still pretty slouchy, but she's evolving it into a more model-pose slouch. And I love that ring she's wearing on her left hand - it's gorgeous. As for Sparkles… he was slouching more than Kristen! I think because he's so tall, and he didn't want to tower over Kristen as they posed together on the red carpet. His suit was meh, his hair was a mess! I didn't like her hair either - it was not a good hair night for either of them. And Sparkles really, really needs to work on not making those dumb expressions when he's being photographed. This was the friendliest I've ever seen them on a red carpet, by the way. Usually, they only pose together for a little bit and then they invite Taylor Lautner over so it's a creepy threesome pose. Maybe it's the time they've spent apart, maybe Kristen has just accepted that she has a cute British boyfriend, whatever it is, they looked more coupley than I've ever seen. |
Pippa Middleton ordered by the royal family to keep a lower profile Posted: 15 Nov 2011 06:41 AM PST Yesterday, we discussed Pippa Middleton's breakup, and the current round of rumors claiming that it was her old-money boyfriend Alex Loudon who did the dumping, because his family didn't approve of such a new-money, good-time-girl "celebutante" even considering entering their fold. The story inspired a lot of conversation, and at the end of the day, I'm still kind of rooting for Pippa. Yes, she's kind of a famewhore and yes, everybody knows that she's trying to "uptradey" her way into the best marriage with the most titled and moneyed aristocrat she can find. But I find myself admiring her hustle and her ability to work for everything she gets. If even half of that stuff in yesterday's report was true, than Alex Loudon is a douche and Pippa could do much better. Duke of Northumberland better. Anyway, The Mail has a follow-up story on the whole "Pippa got dumped" thing. I should mention that the British papers are just so desperate for Pippa to "happen" that they kind of miss the real story - that the future queen's sister just got dumped she’s sad and it has nothing to do with her famous ass made of lies. And of course, they're not talking about what this story really means - how can the royal family "order" Pippa to do anything?
[From The Mail] Perhaps it was less of an "order" by Clarence House and more of a "royal suggestion". How does that even work? Clarence House is code for Prince Charles, by the way - not the Queen. I hope the Queen has more important things to do with her time than worry about Pippa Middleton. But perhaps Charles and William and Kate worry that Pippa's public uptradey act will start to look desperate? To that I say… that's a bit rich considering Pippa's sister basically did nothing for nine years while she waited for William to propose, which to me still reeks of desperation. I'd much rather a girl in her 20s to be out on the town, dating, having fun, working, making professional and personal contacts and living her life than sitting around perfecting her geisha routine. So what's the future for Pippa? Will Kate continue to thwart her little sister's ambitions for a smart, wealthy marriage? Will the royal family attempt to pull rank on the Middleton family in the months and years to come? Is Pippa the weak link? Or is she the most strong-willed Middleton? |
Was it inappropriate for Willow Smith to see Breaking Dawn? Posted: 15 Nov 2011 06:10 AM PST Willow Smith is 11 years old. Is that too young to see Breaking Dawn Part 1? I've seen the trailer, and there seems to be a lot of "thrusting" going on in the movie, so maybe it's inappropriate for 11 year olds? If you couldn't tell, Willow was at the Breaking Dawn premiere, and it doesn't seem like she was there with either or her parents. Maybe she was with an older cousin or something…? Maybe she only walked the red carpet and then went home? I'm trying to think if I was allowed to see movies with thrusting when I was 11 years old. Probably - my parents let me watch whatever I wanted, and look at me now. A dong-obsessed *mutter mutter* year old. Would Willow be the same? Regardless of whether it was appropriate for Willow to even be at this premiere, what do you think of her outfit? And don't start yelling and saying mean things about a kid. I tend to think that much like Lady Gaga, Willow is finding it difficult, at the ripe old age of 11, to maintain the crazy outfits and the "new looks" for each new appearance. This outfit didn't even seem like she was trying to be the pint-sized Gaga or Nicki Minaj. The gold boots are pretty righteous, though. Willow is really starting to look like her dad, right? She's a combination of her parents - she got her mom's almond-shaped eyes (gorgeous), and then everything else looks like Will. |
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