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Rihanna Skips Cats, Uses Twitter To Deal With Her Loneliness

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 11:12 AM PST


On next Monday’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show Rihanna reveals her love life is lacking, but she’s found the cure for long lonely nights. The singer explained to Ellen, “My personal life is pretty much non-existent — which is not good, not for the long run. Not for me, not for ‘her.” Her, of course, is referring to Rihanna’s sad, lonely vagina. Unfortunately for all the teen boys who might see this admission as an opening, Rihanna isn’t filling her sexless hours building an OKCupid profile, she’s filling the void with tweets. She let the world know, “It’s not fun — that's why I stay on Twitter a lot, so I can [chat] with my fans — because I don't get any booty calls." So if Rihanna’s tweeting ever slows down, I guess we’ll know why. In the meantime her Twitter followers will be happy to hit her up at 3am, just to chat.

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Rating The Top Moments In Breaking Dawn, Part 1 By The Audience’s Screams And Cheers

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 11:09 AM PST

Last night/this morning at midnight, I joined Twilight fans in taking in the second-to-last movie, Breaking Dawn, Part 1. It’s the only book of the four that I’ve actually read, so I was armed with remembering all the details that we then saw dramatized. Overall, it was about as fun as any other Twilight experience: The dialogue was hilariously bad, the action was a bit bloodier (a plus), and the audience shrieked and whooped with the kind of passion that’s usually restrained just to straight horror movies.

I knew that the only way to properly judge the variously funny and shocking moments in Breaking Dawn was to break them down (there’s a pun in there, but I’m too exhausted) into what most affected people and what was merely cheesy. I’ve made up a quick scale of 1 to 9, ranging from a halfhearted response to so loud you couldn’t hear the dialogue. I’ll also refer to it in each slide, but here’s your guide:

1 – smattering of applause
2 – titters
3 – snorts
4 – full-fledged laughter
5 – hearty applause
6 – groans
7 – squeals
8 – cheers
9 – screams and vocalizations

This is basically chronological, and somewhat spoilery for those who intend to see the movie, so proceed at your own risk. (Of course, if you’re going to see the movie, you probably know all the details from the book already.)

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The Daily WTF: Occupy In Style With This Pizza Sleeping Bag

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 10:54 AM PST

Are those toppings pillows? Man, I really hope those toppings are pillows. This magnificent pizza sleeping bag, which is the second-coolest sleeping bag I’ve ever seen (that New Kids on the Block bag is still in my parents’ garage, thank you very much) was created by an Etsy seller named Brooke and it can be yours for the totally fair price of $299. What are you waiting for, dummy?

The best part about this sleeping bag is that you can totally eat pizza in bed and no one will say a thing to you. The second greatest thing is how it will allow you to never grow up, progress, or move out of your buddy’s basement. Or is that tied for #1?

(via BuzzFeed)

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Video: Amanda Seyfried Is A Badass Vigilante (Or Just Crazy) In New Thriller Gone

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 10:22 AM PST

Amanda Seyfried has been quite the busy little actress lately. Just one month after the premiere of In Time, she has a new movie coming out, and it looks pretty intense. No wonder she gets stressed out sometimes.

The trailer for Gone sets the film up as a psycho-thriller wherein it’s uncertain whether the villain is real or Amanda Seyfried’s character is just imagining things. A shadowy figure has kidnapped her sister, and, we find out, she knows who he is because she once escaped from him in the past. OR DID SHE? The cops couldn’t find any evidence of this bad guy’s nightmare cave before, but then again, cops in horror movies rarely can.

I can think of at least one other Amanda Seyfried movie off the top of my head in which key plot points turn out to be total fabrications of the mentally disturbed blonde cutie she plays, but if I had to guess, I’d say the villain in this film is real. The better to have epic fighting and chasing scenes.

(Via I’m Not Obsessed)

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Gallery: Leonardo DiCaprio, Carey Mulligan and Tobey Maguire Look Dapper On The Great Gatsby Set

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 09:28 AM PST

Baz Luhrmann‘s adaptation of The Great Gatsby has been filming since September (in Australia! East Ostrich Egg?), and newly released photos give us out three leads dressed up in their most dapper attire: there’s Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby, Tobey Maguire as Nick Carraway, and Carey Mulligan as Daisy Buchanan. Just look at these pictures and tell me you don’t want to live in a world where everyone’s this handsome and nattily attired.

(via Celebuzz)

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Video: Kelly Ripa’s Emotional Goodbye Speech To Live Co-Host Regis Philbin

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 09:22 AM PST

I’ve watched Live with Regis and Kelly since I was in middle school, living in northern California. My mom always had it on in the mornings while I ate breakfast because she said it, like the New York Post’s Page Six, was the best way to get the important news about New York now that we didn’t live there. I continued the tradition into college, either watching it before classes/internships or even DVR’ing episodes for later in the day.

And now, it’s the end of an era. After 28 years on the show, Regis Philbin is stepping down. I actually had to miss this morning’s episode because of getting to work early, and because I’d attended the midnight screening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 last night/this morning, my mind was too hazy to remember the DVR. But while I might have enjoyed that last hour with Reeg, this speech from his co-host of 11 years Kelly Ripa says it all.

I’ve always loved their repartee, especially when they would snarkily call each other “Pippa” and “Big Daddy.” Even if Kelly plays off against another older man as her new co-host — they’re currently looking — it’ll never be the same. What I love about this speech is that she reveals a sweet story about Regis without fully dismantling his cranky-old-man shtick. Because you gotta leave the guy some dignity on his way out.

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Happy Birthday, Chloë Sevigny! My, How You’ve Grown

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 09:23 AM PST

Can you believe that ChloĆ« Sevigny is turning 37 today? It seems like only yesterday, she was the subject of a New Yorker profile by Jay McInerney describing her adventures in the downtown club scene, her “it girl” status, and her first movie role in Kids. Since then, she’s matured into a serious, Golden Globe Award winning actress even as she’s remained an icon of bohemian downtown style. Here are some photos of our favorite fashion plate through the years, juxtaposed with quotes from the profile that helped launch her career.

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Cutegreggator: Kids Dressed As Vampires

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 08:35 AM PST

Can you feel it in the air? I mean, doesn’t everything just seem a little different? There’s a Twilight movie out for goodness’ sake! In honor of Breaking Dawn and all its bed-throwing glory, here’s a gallery of kids dressed up as vampires. Try not to faint.

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Mariah Yeater Has A Third Possible Babydaddy — Meet Robbie Powell

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 08:43 AM PST

With this latest news of yet another guy who could’ve fathered Mariah Yeater‘s baby, you have to wonder why this girl thought she could get away with a lie in the age of the Internet. As they say on Tumblr, smh*. TMZ got their hands on photos of Mariah and her ex-boyfriend—not John Terranova, who she tried to peg the paternity of her baby on last December before moving to California. This guy is named Robbie Powell, and these photos are from ten months before she gave birth to baby Tristyn.

The timeline is suspect: About a month ago, Mariah and Robbie were questioned in relation to a drug bust, so obviously they’re still in contact (and up to no good). It was a few days after the bust that she filed her paternity suit against Justin Bieber.

Sounds like these two were hard up and figured they’d cash in on their little mistake? We had never before considered that Mariah might be working with someone, but it does make a bit of sense.

Just a few days ago, TMZ also obtained texts from one of Mariah’s friends — talk about the sad state of loyalty these days — which lend credence to the idea that Robbie is the father but she’s trying to cover it up. They’re fairly contradictory; the first set is from when she was trying to get Robbie’s financial support…

Dont know what he’s been up to or where he at, all he had to say to me is he been busy..

[Friend], would you please stress to Robbie how important it is for him to be in his son’s life?..

…whereas later texts have her begging the same friend to erase all evidence of Robbie’s paternity so she can confront the Biebs:

[Friend] Pleeease ERASE ALL MESSAGES from my mom where she says Tristyn is Robbies Son Ill kick u when we get paid

im trusting you pleeease

What a shady kid! It’s no surprise that she quietly dropped the lawsuit recently, but this new evidence is just further embarrassment for a girl who will always be remembered as trying to con three different guys into taking care of her baby.

*shaking my head

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14-Year-Old Asa Butterfield Will Play The Lead In Ender’s Game

Posted: 18 Nov 2011 07:22 AM PST

The adaptation of Ender’s Game — that moody, life-after-aliens kids’ book — has found its star. 14-year-old Asa Butterfield will play Ender Wiggin, a talented youngster who’s taken off to a special “battle school” to learn about outer space war strategy.

Asa is a pretty accomplished little dude: an actor in London since the age of eight, he’s starred in flicks like Hugo, Nanny McPhee Returns, and The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. Ender’s Game will be directed by Gavin Hood, helmer of movies like X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Tsotsi.

Ender’s Game was one of my favorite books growing up and I’m super excited to see the Orson Scott Card story come to life on the screen. And Asa totally looks like the Ender in my head, which is a really magical move on the movie folks’ part. Thanks guys!

(via Vulture)

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