The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.30.11
- Courtney Love Is Lindsay Lohan’s Sober Coach
- January Jones’ Parents Don’t Know The Kid’s A Bastard, Do They? Awkward
- Tom Cruise’s Religion ‘Imprisoned’ A Woman On A Cruise Ship For 12 Years
- Those PETA Stamps Sure Look Prestigious
- Charlie And The Cocaine Factory
- Uma Thurman Has Breasts and Other News
- Hugh Jackman’s Wife Says He’s Not Gay
- Daniel Craig: The Kardashians Are ‘F**king Idiots’
- Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.30.11 Posted: 30 Nov 2011 01:31 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Sinead O’Connor quests for The Difficult Brown inside The Matrix, Emily Blunt who can quest for The Difficult Brown in my basement lair whenever the hell she wants and Katie Holmes just swam away from a cruise ship after 12 years, and boy, are her arms tired. Read More ... |
| Courtney Love Is Lindsay Lohan’s Sober Coach Posted: 30 Nov 2011 01:03 PM PST        If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan‘s sobriety is going, terrible. It’s going fucking terrible. Probably the worst you could possibly think of it going. Via Independent Woman: Courtney Love has claimed she is Lindsay Lohan's sobriety coach. … "I've taken up Lohan because nobody else will. She's further down the line than I was, because Read More ... |
| January Jones’ Parents Don’t Know The Kid’s A Bastard, Do They? Awkward Posted: 30 Nov 2011 12:35 PM PST        I meant to post these earlier in the week, but I’ve still been in a state of shock after learning January Jones has actual parents and wasn’t chiseled from a glacier. Anyway, here are the Joneses spending time with their new little grandson Xander Dane over the holiday weekend where they had the incredible pleasure Read More ... |
| Tom Cruise’s Religion ‘Imprisoned’ A Woman On A Cruise Ship For 12 Years Posted: 30 Nov 2011 11:31 AM PST        Earlier in the year, Scientology, a.k.a. Tom Cruise‘s Space Magic, has been plagued by reports of using its members for slave labor, and now comes a report from a woman who claims she was imprisoned on a cruise ship by head Thetan-sucker David Miscaviage for 12 years after her parents tried to leave the church. Read More ... |
| Those PETA Stamps Sure Look Prestigious Posted: 30 Nov 2011 09:59 AM PST        There was a big to-do earlier in the month over Natalie Portman being featured on a new PETA postage stamp, so here’s Pamela Anderson who also has her own PETA stamp taking the prestige entirely out of that accomplishment. And if you’re asking yourself, did she walk around pretending to lick a really giant stamp? Read More ... |
| Charlie And The Cocaine Factory Posted: 30 Nov 2011 09:21 AM PST        For those of you who wisely stopped paying attention to Charlie Sheen after realizing “Winning!” was more of a manic tic from hooker murder than an actual catchphrase, he’s in Colombia right now which should probably concern anyone even remotely concerned with the availability of cocaine which he swears isn’t the sole purpose of this Read More ... |
| Uma Thurman Has Breasts and Other News Posted: 30 Nov 2011 08:28 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Bono has an irrational fear of black female singers. Context? What’s context? - When paying a tattooed tranny $300 to inject shit into your face somehow goes wrong. - Princess Kate‘s uterus might be filled with a future king. - Remember all of those Victoria’s Read More ... |
| Hugh Jackman’s Wife Says He’s Not Gay Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:43 AM PST        “Alright, Hugh, I look like Jack Nicholson. Can we make love now?” “I’m thinkin’ about it.” In a move that will surely put this issue to rest, Deborra-Lee Furness is shooting down rumors that Hugh Jackman is gay by talking about how she married him because he does the dishes. Via RadarOnline: “The line I Read More ... |
| Daniel Craig: The Kardashians Are ‘F**king Idiots’ Posted: 30 Nov 2011 06:46 AM PST        Let’s just get the Kardashians out of the way this morning, so we can move onto other topics that haven’t been erotically soiled upon in the pursuit of fame. In a new interview with British GQ, Daniel Craig found himself shitting all over America’s #1 moustachioed whore parade while discussing the benefits of privacy and Read More ... |
| Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:49 AM PST        So, true story, last night as I was prepping pics for today, I saw these shots of Kourtney Kardashian and was going to make a joke about her being pregnant to take the heat off Kim’s divorce. So, of course, guess who announced she’s pregnant even though this morning she’s still in the first trimester? Read More ... |
| You are subscribed to email updates from The Superficial - Because You're Ugly To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now. | Email delivery powered by Google |
| Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 | |
You have read this article with the title The Superficial - Because You're Ugly. You can bookmark this page URL http://thisgirlreprobate.blogspot.com/2011/11/the-superficial-because-you-ugly.html. Thanks!
