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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.18.11
- January Jones Is Too Beautiful To Carry Her Baby
- Ashton Kutcher Seriously Using Divorce To Market Chime.In
- Alex Rodriguez Likes Parties About Gladiators. BIKINI PARTIES!
- Chris Brown Deletes Entire Twitter Account After Being Asked About Rihanna
- Katy Perry Looked Pregnant Again
- Selena Gomez’s Wax Figure Looks Terrible and Other News
- So Robert Wagner Killed Natalie Wood? Is That’s What Happening Here?
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.18.11 Posted: 18 Nov 2011 11:37 AM PST        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Reese Witherspoon trying to intimidate me into thinking she wasn’t pregnant all those times I said she was (NEVER.), Anna Paquin on a boat, the carrot formerly known as Paz de la Huerta and, wait, we already did a Selena Gomez wax statue post. Goddammit, Photo Boy. Read More ... |
| January Jones Is Too Beautiful To Carry Her Baby Posted: 18 Nov 2011 10:45 AM PST        Action-packed day, I know. Here’s January Jones taking her son Xander for his two month check-up, although you wouldn’t know it because she makes the nanny carry the baby ten feet behind her at all times lest someone actually thinks the little bastard is hers. No, no, she’s far too beautiful for that. XANDER: Mommy, Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher Seriously Using Divorce To Market Chime.In Posted: 18 Nov 2011 09:43 AM PST   Yesterday, when Demi Moore announced she’s divorcing Ashton Kutcher, I joked that him posting his reaction to Chime.In was an opportunistic cash grab seeing as he’s an investor and a social media whorehose. Turns out that was entirely the case because here’s a mass email I received shortly after the divorce announcement from Dana Berkowitz Read More ... |
| Alex Rodriguez Likes Parties About Gladiators. BIKINI PARTIES! Posted: 18 Nov 2011 08:50 AM PST         Now that Alex Rodriguez is single again, he has no choice but to lounge around his mansion in Miami while tons of women do cartwheels in bikinis. Or at least that’s what it looks like until you realize they’re all built like Schwarzenegger, and he’s got them posted in trees like gorilla sentries. So either Read More ... |
| Chris Brown Deletes Entire Twitter Account After Being Asked About Rihanna Posted: 18 Nov 2011 07:55 AM PST    Seen here with girlfriend Suelyn Medeiros whose photos I’m archiving for when she’s found dead, Chris Brown reportedly went fucking bananas on Twitter again yesterday after someone dared to ask him about the night he brutally beat Rihanna because that shit happened three years ago, you guys, c’mon. It’s not like she didn’t pull through. Read More ... |
| Katy Perry Looked Pregnant Again Posted: 18 Nov 2011 07:55 AM PST         After a long week of child rape coverage ending with an old-time Hollywood murder mystery, it’s time to get back to what this site does best: Saying women who put on a few pounds are clearly pregnant. So here’s Katy Perry still looking knocked up after two weeks. As usual, I could be way off, Read More ... |
| Selena Gomez’s Wax Figure Looks Terrible and Other News Posted: 18 Nov 2011 07:52 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Rabbi Shmuley blames porn and Demi Moore‘s failed career for Ashton‘s wayward penis. - Even an 11 year old can plainly see what Stacy Kiebler can’t. - Victoria Beckham video conferences just like every other working mom out there. - Sara Jean Underwood in a Read More ... |
| So Robert Wagner Killed Natalie Wood? Is That’s What Happening Here? Posted: 18 Nov 2011 05:48 AM PST        UPDATE: Added video of boat captain Dennis Davern on TODAY point blank saying Robert Wagner did it. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that 90% of you have no idea who I’m talking about, but you’ll sit on my knee and listen or no Werther’s Originals for you. In 1981, screen legend Read More ... |
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