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- “Mickey Rourke thinks most actresses are C-bombs” links
- Hot Guy Thanksgiving: Dong for the Holidays
- Angelina Jolie: “I’m still a bad girl, it just… belongs to Brad and our adventures”
- Amber Heard ditched ‘Rum Diary’ co-stars (including Johnny Depp) after work
- Jennifer Love Hewitt’s latest boy-toy dumped her via text message
- Jennifer Aniston spends $60K on a three-month hotel stay in LA with her lover
- David Cross and Amber Tamblyn are getting married soon, bizarre or cute couple?
- Kirstie Alley: “Getting on a treadmill every day would make me slit my throat”
- Will Princess Charlene announce her pregnancy before Duchess Kate?
- Britney Spears on her greatest challenge: “Trying to get up & go work out”
“Mickey Rourke thinks most actresses are C-bombs” links Posted: 23 Nov 2011 09:16 AM PST Note by Celebitchy: Tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the US and we will be taking the day off. We’ll probably be off most of Friday too depending on what’s happening. Thank you and have a great holiday! Mickey Rourke thinks most actresses are C-U-Next-Tuesdays. [Dlisted] |
Hot Guy Thanksgiving: Dong for the Holidays Posted: 23 Nov 2011 09:15 AM PST Michael Fassbender & Viggo Mortensen. Some of you think Fassie and Viggo look alike. Some of you think that 53-year-old Viggo looks better/younger than 34-year-old Michael. Some of you don't even "get" the Fassdong obsession. Come to the dark side, my loves. The Dark Side has well endowed Irish-German hustlers and twinkling blue eyes. The Dark Side will rock your world. And as for Viggo… well, I'd still hit it. But I'd just want him to get a haircut first. Jason Momoa. My Momoa crush came and went so quickly, I almost forgot about him. Yes, he's beautiful and hot and pretty and sexy. He's also dumb as a box of hair, and the movie-going audience doesn't really want to see him as a lead actor. For now. Does that mean we can still lust after him? Of course. He doesn't need to be smart. It's nice to have some equal-opportunity eye candy around here – Jason can just stand around and look pretty, and that's all we need for now. Eric Bana. The Bana is perfect. He's a great actor, he's funny, he's complicated, he's adorable and mind-numbingly sexy all at once. I love him. Idris Elba. He made the short list for People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, which was an unexpected gift. Maybe People Mag’s editors don’t hate our vaginas after all? No, they do. Bradley Cooper is evidence of that. Still, Idris’s sexiness crosses all bounds, nationalities, races, creeds, and religions. Just don’t ever check out his music, though. Benedict Cumberbatch. The ‘Batch is an acquired taste, and I only got into him after I saw the new BBC Sherlock series. He’s so oddly beautiful, so delightfully strange. Plus, he’s really tall and he’s got a great voice. Love him. James McAvoy. That was a good segue, right? From the ‘Batch to the McAvoy. I don’t even need to put down a reason for why you should love James. He’s wonderful and amazing and adorable. And look, I don’t want to be annoying, but check out McAvoy’s bulge. The little guy is packing. David Gandy. Much like Jason Momoa – Gandy doesn’t have to speak. He just needs to stand around looking pretty. That’s good enough for me. Tahar Rahim. By repeated request by a small but devoted band of Rahim-loonies. I think his face is too “sweet” to be considered truly sexy, but he’s got great eyes. Matt Smith. He doesn’t do it for me, but I know there are lots of nerdy Dr. Who fanatics out there who get totally hot for him. Enjoy! Joel McHale (By CB). Joel has replaced Matt Damon in my fantasies. He just turned 40(!) and you can see some funny footage of an interview he gave at his birthday party on E!. Unfortunately it looks like “Community” has been canceled (which Dani Pudi confirms in that video) but there’s always “The Soup,” where we loved him more anyway. Donald Glover (By CB). Also from “Community,” we have Donald Glover, 28. If Glover seems like a dimwit goofball, that’s just because he’s such a good actor. Glover has a movie coming up called “The To-Do List” with Connie Britton and Rachel Bilson. I would love to see him get more work. He’s hilarious and has perfect comic timing. Will Estes (By CB). This guy is on “Blue Bloods,” and seeing him on screen is the highlight of that show. Of course there’s also Donnie Wahlberg and a still-hot Tom Selleck, but Estes steals every scene he’s in. He has a baby face, but he’s all of 33 so I don’t have to feel guilty for lusting after him. Adam Yamaguchi (By CB). I’ve been watching the documentary series Vanguard, on Current TV, and I find myself staring open-mouthed whenever Yamaguchi is on. He’s fine, he’s smart and he cares about things that matter. You can check him out here. Henry Cavill (by Bedhead) I am thankful for the fact that the new Superman, while British, possesses an authentic six pack instead of those newfangled CGI abdominals very popular with the likes of Ryan Reynolds. Also, Cavill is still humble despite the fact that he’s so bloody gorgeous and about to become huge. Can I please have him over to my house for the holidays? Chris Evans (by Bedhead) This guy’s had an incredible year and should only get better in the near future. Yes, Evans looks as if he’s perpetually about to burst into tears, and his waxed nips are quite possibly outweighed by his neuroses. Yet I still adore him and am thankful for actors who actually anguish over their budding careers rather than sign onto any project that will have them. Jeremy Renner (by Bedhead) This guy isn’t classically handsome in any sense of the word, but he’s still quite captivating and the only reason that I’d watch the upcoming Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (Tom Cruise who?). In addition, he sight of Renner carrying Hawkeye’s crossbow is, well, delicious. Between him and Evans, The Avengers will provide some much needed eye candy. Did I mention Renner’s cute little (NSFW) butt? Yeah, I’m thankful for that too. Denzel Washington (by Bedhead) Since I just rewatched Training Day a few evenings ago, Denzel is fresh in my mind, and I am thankful that he is such a diverse actor. While he certainly has appeared in his fair share of cinematic stinkers, he always turns in authentic performances and looks mighty fine while doing so too. Timothy Olyphant (by Bedhead) Most of all, I am thankful for the sexy swagger of Olyphantastic. Not only does he have the lanky body type that I appreciate, but he knows how to work it without a conscious strut. Swagger is a very subtle art form, and I can’t wait until early 2012 when “Justified” hits the airwaves again. More Olyphant. That is all. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame, PCN, Details, GQ, Entertainment Weekly, the Wall Street Journal, Essence, and assorted other publications. |
Angelina Jolie: “I’m still a bad girl, it just… belongs to Brad and our adventures” Posted: 23 Nov 2011 09:14 AM PST Angelina Jolie's promotion for her directorial debut (for full-length feature film), In the Land of Blood and Honey, is starting now. I guess it really started when she got the cover of Vanity Fair a few months ago, but now it's super-serious. I wonder how much press Angelina is going to do as writer-director, and how much press the actual film actors will be doing? Yes, most of the actors are not well known to American audiences, so Angelina's name is going to be the biggest selling point. But it will be interesting to see how much press she does in support of the film. For now, though, Angelina is going to be on 60 Minutes on Sunday! Huzzah! CBS has already released a short video clip and some interview excerpts:
[Via Us Weekly] That was kind of hot – "I’m still a bad girl… I still have that side of me. . . it’s just in its place now. . . it belongs to Brad–or our adventures." Sexy adventures. With whips and lots of leather. No wonder Brad looks so tired. But with the good comes the bad. A British tabloid – Grazia, excerpted in The Mail – claims that Angelina is subsisting on a mere 600 calories a day and that she's just wasting away. Which is weird, because in photos recently, Jolie hasn't been looking so super-skinny. She looks like she's been eating solids, more so than the Duchess of Cambridge:
[From The Mail] Meh. I don't even buy that Jolie only weighs 97 pounds. My guesstimate for her weight is around 110-120 – very slender, with some muscles and some hips and boobs. I mean, could Angelina stand to put on 10 pounds? Yep. 20 pounds? Sure. She would even look great with 30 more pounds. But no matter how much weight she gains, I think the weight usually only goes to certain areas – when she gains weight, it seems to go to her boobs and mid-section, never to her legs and arms. She just has the skinny arms & legs gene. Skinny bitch! |
Amber Heard ditched ‘Rum Diary’ co-stars (including Johnny Depp) after work Posted: 23 Nov 2011 09:00 AM PST Amber Heard covers the December issue of Women’s Health, which paints a pretty complimentary picture (as well as a flattering photoshoot) of Amber as a very dedicated actress who also happens to be a voracious reader during her off-duty moments. Also, remember that ridiculous story from In Touch about Heard abandoning her lesbian ways for Johnny Depp? That little rumor gets dispelled in very short order as well:
[From Women's Health] Yeah, this is the usual generic fitness advice that most features in women’s health magazines tend to issue on a monthly basis. Nothing new there. However, the part about Amber “ditching” her co-stars for after-work drinks (and more) is actually pretty cool and interesting. She’s a professional and not a casting couch type, and that leads one to believe that Amber isn’t merely a flash in the acting pan. However, this article certainly implies that Johnny Depp was completely game for drinking with the cast and crew on a nightly basis, right? That’s not terribly surprising, for he’s been hitting the bottle hard lately, and it shows. Photos courtesy of Women’s Health |
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s latest boy-toy dumped her via text message Posted: 23 Nov 2011 07:26 AM PST A few days ago, I saw some photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking rough and eating ice cream (photos at the end of the post). My first thought was, "Bitch, where's your bandage dress now?" My second thought was, "Girl, do you have your period? I'll let you borrow some Midol, hon." It didn't even occur to me that Jennifer Love was drowning her sorrows in her favorite drug of choice, Pinkberry. But she was! According to In Touch Weekly, J.Love just got dumped. AGAIN. This time by that very young-looking boy-toy, Jarod Einsohn. Jarod and Jennifer lasted about three months together. And Jarod dumped her via text message. OH GIRL NO.
[From In Touch Weekly] Poor J. Love. I mean, she's insane and she's basically repelling men at this point, but I still want her to do well. Remember when she used to date famous guys? And nowadays, she's just dating dudes that are trying to be actors but barely have an IMDB page. You'd think her casting couch would be a little bit more efficient, but I guess even out-of-work actors run screaming from the "gig" of "dating Jennifer Love Hewitt" when she starts talking about all of the rings she has pre-selected at Tiffany's. Here are those photos of J.Love shame-spiraling post-breakup. Think of your extensive collection of bandage dresses, J.Love! DON'T SPIRAL. Get out the vajazzler and find someone new. |
Jennifer Aniston spends $60K on a three-month hotel stay in LA with her lover Posted: 23 Nov 2011 05:27 AM PST Jennifer Aniston sold her Ron Burgundy-inspired shag-pad earlier this year for some kind of astronomical markup. Then she bought two condos in NYC, and then she and Justin Theroux went public. Yes, I'm saying that part of the Theroux "conspiracy" involved real estate – Theroux is a New Yorker, and I think Aniston was trying to look all, "Hey, I can be a New Yorker too! Forget that I was a California girl for two decades!" At this point, Justin and Jennifer seem to be splitting their time between NYC and LA. When in New York, they stay at Aniston's place, it seems, and when in LA… who knows? In September, there were reports that Aniston had rented a small, two-bedroom luxury bungalow, but there's evidence to suggest that they moved out quickly after the paparazzi came out. Now The Mail reports that while in LA, Aniston and Theroux are staying at the Sunset Tower Hotel – at a cost of $20,000 a month. And guess who's paying?
[From The Mail] Kristal and cavier? $22 hamburgers? Necking by the pool? Jennifer Aniston will have her gigolo and she will enjoy the hell out of him, by God. I think I'm finally starting to come around on the whole boyfriend/girlfriend dichotomy with Justin Theroux – meaning that at times he seems like the picture-perfect boyfriend who will hold Aniston's hand and shave his hipster beard for his lady, AND he will also be the perfect girlfriend for Aniston, getting mani-pedis and going on shopping sprees with her. But I understand it now – when Aniston's paying Justin is up for whatever she wants. He's a very easy-going guy, it seems. |
David Cross and Amber Tamblyn are getting married soon, bizarre or cute couple? Posted: 23 Nov 2011 04:22 AM PST
[From US Weekly, print edition, December 5, 2011] Well good for them! I know Amber from “House” and she was also in 127 Hours. I don’t watch “Modern Family” and I didn’t get into “Arrested Development” when it was on, so I’ll always know Cross as Ian from Alvin and The Chipmunks. Cross is coming back in the third installment of the series, Alvin and The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. It’s out this December and I’m sure my kid will drag me to it. The Chipmunks movies have CGI characters as stars so there’s not likely to be a ton of promotion from the voice actors or the actors who play humans. I’d love to hear more about Cross and Tamblyn’s wedding, though. It would be great to see photos too. It sounds like they’re going to throw a great party. Photos are from 11/15/11, 11/14/11 and 9/16/11. Her engagement ring is cool! Credit: WENN.com/FayesVision and Joseph Marzullo/WENN.com |
Kirstie Alley: “Getting on a treadmill every day would make me slit my throat” Posted: 23 Nov 2011 04:22 AM PST There are new photos of Kirstie Alley over at The Mail – she looks decent, but I think that's mostly because she's finally following my advice and dyeing her hair a darker brunette – it makes her look so much younger. Oh, and she's also smoking a cig. That does not make her look younger, but I suspect that's how she's keeping some of the weight off – using cigarettes as an appetite suppressant. Fortunately for me, Kirstie is often photographed smoking, so it's not like we don't have lots of photo evidence of her current cigarette-based diet. Still, Kirstie is trying to convince us that she's staying in shape by dancing.
[From People] "Getting on a treadmill every day would make me slit my throat…" Seriously? I find the treadmill so relaxing. I wish I could use it every day because I get to blast my music and daydream and get a decent workout on the treadmill. If I had to dance every day, I would… well, I wouldn't slit my throat. But I would get seriously bored if I had to dance every day. By the way, these photos are from early November… Kirstie IS gaining some weight back. Once again, that's fine. But she's so delusional, she probably thinks she's holding at a "size 6". |
Will Princess Charlene announce her pregnancy before Duchess Kate? Posted: 23 Nov 2011 04:22 AM PST These are some photos of Princess Charlene and Prince Albert of Monaco from this past weekend's celebration of Monaco National Day. Albert and Charlene did a balcony wave, they went to church to…? I don't know, get a blessing? Mass? I'm not Catholic, and all of those Catholic things are a complete mystery to me. For the big day, Charlene wore this conservative beige suit that doesn't really suit her, and she had her bangs (trauma) front and center. Still, she looked happier than she has in a while. She's slowly coming around, or they readjusted her meds or… …Maybe she's pregnant? That's the royal muttering around Europe. Style watchers have pointed out that Charlene has been wearing some looser clothing as of late, plus her schedule is looking a little light in the coming months.
[From Hello Magazine] I sincerely hope Charlene is knocked up. I say that because I think Charlene seriously considering leaving him and annulling the marriage, but she decided to stick with it for however long she could. Meaning, until she provides an heir. So I hope they get on that quickly. Here's my guess: Charlene will announce her pregnancy before Duchess Kate. But what happens if Charlene has a girl? They would have to try for a boy, correct? I'm including the Today interview again just because Charlene and Albert are such a riddle.
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Britney Spears on her greatest challenge: “Trying to get up & go work out” Posted: 23 Nov 2011 04:22 AM PST Britney Spears is right on the cusp of turning 30-years-old; to be precise, she will do so in two weeks. In some respects, Britney still seems really young at heart, but she’s also been through so much in the past several years that it’s difficult to believe that she’s not yet 30. And in that vein of thought, Britney recently sat down with UK’s Stylist publication to discuss both her Femme Fatale tour and her latest perfume, which will probably be just as successful as all of her other fragrances. Honestly though, I have to wonder … exactly who buys these perfumes? Although I do adore Britney, there has been absolutely no moment in time when I’ve decided that it would be a great idea to smell like her. Sure, she claims to shower twice a day, but I’m not buying it. Just saying. At any rate, Britney’s interview with Stylist (during which the interviewer notes that the pop star was “surrounded by a few close confidants“) isn’t so much illuminating in regard to new information as the impression that Brit has very much been looking inward lately. If her words are to be trusted, then Britney is attempting to find happiness within herself before she goes looking for external gratification. This is a good thing, right?
[From Stylist.co.uk] While there are several points worth noting here, I think the most obvious point to be made is that this interview seems (on its surface, anyway) to be far less scripted than most of Britney’s recent media interactions. She seems really candid with these answers and like she’s really buried herself in a lot of self-help books and techniques of late. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course, for Britney also comes off as far less medicated with these answers than we’ve grown accustomed to in the aftermath of her much publicized 2007 breakdown. Also, it’s rather refreshing that Britney has embraced the notion of competition from up-and-coming pop stars. This attitude arrives in sharp contrast to one Christina Aguilera, who clearly expresses distain for all newcomers, including Lady Gaga, who Xtina thinks is copying her. Naturally, Brit is still flying (relatively) high, and Xtina is currently floundering as an “artist.” A lesson exists in there somewhere. Photos courtesy of Fame |
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