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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.21.11
- January Jones Blogs About Sharks Now
- Ashton Kutcher Tried To Buy Demi Moore A Car To Save Their Marriage
- Leighton Meester Looked Better Than Blake Lively
- Mila Kunis Went To The Marine Corps Ball
- Christina Aguilera Should Probably Give Birth Now
- The Wonkboobs At The AMAS and Other News
- Katy Perry Looked Awesome At The AMAs And Then Didn’t, At All
- Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez At The AMAs
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.21.11 Posted: 21 Nov 2011 01:51 PM PST        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Katy Perry making up for her retro-Candyland whatever-the-fuck outfit, Charlie Sheen either taking a fist to the mouth like it’s a breeze against his cheek or licking the coke off a man’s finger and Sylvester Stallone after pumping Dana Carvey full of HGH and discovering Vladimir Klitschkno Read More ... |
| January Jones Blogs About Sharks Now Posted: 21 Nov 2011 12:51 PM PST        Look at that pointy nose and beady little eyes searching for new prey. My God, she’s one of them… January Jones already has a reputation as an ice-cold bitch factory who keeps babies forged in a bed of adultery out of spite only to deny them motherly affection lest their hearts grow warm enough to Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher Tried To Buy Demi Moore A Car To Save Their Marriage Posted: 21 Nov 2011 11:27 AM PST        Shortly before their inevitable divorce was announced, Ashton Kutcher reportedly bought Demi Moore a $100,000+ Lexus to save their marriage which is stupid because it’s not like she can’t buy one herself. Then again, I honestly don’t know what Demi Moore does these days and her face is 80% polymer, so maybe she can’t. Strike Read More ... |
| Leighton Meester Looked Better Than Blake Lively Posted: 21 Nov 2011 10:03 AM PST    Apparently Gossip Girl has been around for 100 episodes without me ever watching one, so here’s Blake Lively and Leighton Meester celebrating that achievement Saturday night while planning their mutual escapes even if it takes leaking naked photos on the Internet for a random example. Anyway… despite the fact Blake’s outfit is essentially see-through and Read More ... |
| Mila Kunis Went To The Marine Corps Ball Posted: 21 Nov 2011 09:28 AM PST     Making good on her word, here’s Mila Kunis graciously attending the Marine Corps Ball Saturday night after agreeing to Sgt. Scott Moore’s YouTube invite that I’m going to try not to mention was a blatant marketing campaign for Friends With Benefits. Because, at the end of the day, Mila actually showed up, and by all Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera Should Probably Give Birth Now Posted: 21 Nov 2011 08:45 AM PST         Once you accuse one celebrity of being pregnant, you kind of want to accuse them all (Tom Bergeron…), so here’s Christina Aguilera at last night’s AMAs looking almost exactly as knocked up as she did for last year’s show making this sort of an anniversary if not an alarming medical emergency. Seriously, that kid’s going Read More ... |
| The Wonkboobs At The AMAS and Other News Posted: 21 Nov 2011 08:44 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - This is considered foreplay to Jennifer Lopez. - Prince Harry just needs to play a little shirtless volleyball and he’ll be right there. - This is what it takes for something positive to be said about Channing Tatum. - Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s DVD commentaries are almost Read More ... |
| Katy Perry Looked Awesome At The AMAs And Then Didn’t, At All Posted: 21 Nov 2011 06:47 AM PST         Here’s Katy Perry(‘s breasts) looking surprisingly awesome at the AMAs last night after what seems like an eternity of weird, pink (breastless) 80s nightmare outfits that make her look pregnant. Except cool those wiener jets because later in the evening she decided to dress like a goddamn nun from the future which was just a Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez At The AMAs Posted: 21 Nov 2011 06:09 AM PST        After putting this whole paternity test in his reahview (I have no idea why I used that reference.), a triumphant Justin Bieber brought Selena Gomez to the American Music Awards last night where he’d earlier serenaded her during rehearsals which apparently works well with women because she practically banged him in the front row during Read More ... |
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