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- Kris Humphries threatening to expose Kim Kardashian’s butt as a padded fake
- Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie return to Vietnam four years after adopting Pax
- Ewan McGregor, Christopher Meloni or Colin Farrell: who would you rather?
- Duchess Kate will be without William for six weeks next year
- Bradley Cooper handed out thousands of dollars worth of coats to the homeless
- Brandi Glanville: “Single moms need to date and have fun, too!”
- Kate Gosselin got a ‘mediocre’ job as a coupon blogger, how long will she last?
- Demi Lovato’s provocative gown at the Latin Grammys: too mature and low-cut?
- Nicole Brown Simpson’s sister: Kris Jenner is lying, profiting off my sister’s death
- Linnocent sees herself as a Hollywood player, still believes she’ll win an Oscar
| Kris Humphries threatening to expose Kim Kardashian’s butt as a padded fake Posted: 11 Nov 2011 09:09 AM PST
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, November 21, 2011] Even if Kim Kardashian isn’t using those butt enhancers, (although she probably is) I do think she had a Brazilian Butt lift. (Link potentially NSFW.) The procedure involves fat transfer to the butt and wouldn’t be detectable on an x-ray like the one she did of her ass for publicity. (Like everything she does.) Oh I hope Kris is in possession of video revealing that Kim pads her ass, I really do. A couple of days ago Kaiser reported on the story that Kris H. was refusing to sign the divorce papers and was pressuring Kim to return the actual wedding gifts, not just make a tax-deductible donation to a charity in lieu of returning gifts. That report was from Life & Style, which had Kris’ dad on the record talking about how his son was blind-sided by the divorce filing. An unnamed “source” told L&S that Kris was refusing to sign the divorce papers, and it sounded like that came from Kris’ dad too, but that he didn’t want to be blamed for leaking that news. Well Kardashian mouthpiece E! denied that report and claimed that a source told them “It is not true that Kris is not going to sign the divorce papers…. He doesn’t want a war. He’s laying low.” You know that Kim just assumes she’s going to get her way, as usual. I hope that Kris really does hold out and that he contests the divorce and puts her through the wringer. Meanwhile In Touch is reporting that The Kardashians are at war among themselves over this divorce, which is surely threatening their easy money stream. Supposedly Khloe and Kim got into a big blowup while they were doing publicity in Australia. In Touch claims that “The family has split into two camps since the divorce – Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry at her.” Evil Beet has more on this if you’re interested, but you get the point. The Kardashian’s big fake house of cards is collapsing all around them and they’re screaming and clawing while trying to hold onto what they believe is rightfully theirs. Only it’s all an illusion, down to Kim’s obscene trademark ass.
These photos are from 7/10/10, and they’re the same ones The Enquirer used to illustrate this story. The pictures of Kim looking especially plastic are from 11/3/11. Credit: WENN.com |
| Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie return to Vietnam four years after adopting Pax Posted: 11 Nov 2011 08:54 AM PST
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in Vietnam! HUZZAH. You can see the photos of Angelina, Brad and Pax in Ho Chi Mehn City here, at The Mail. This is the first time Pax has been back to Vietnam since he was adopted, allegedly. I mean "allegedly" for the first time he's been back, because he definitely was adopted from Vietnam in 2007. Little Pax, the quiet one. Anyway, the family was spotted eating traditional Vietnamese food… and that's about it. No word on whether Angelina and Brad are going to get the ball rolling on starting a charity in Vietnam, like they've promised to in every birth-country of their children. In other Brangelina news, the tabloids are full of negative stories this week. Star Magazine has one boring story about how their household is in "chaos" - which is just like every other story on the same subject. To my eyes, the kids look well-fed, they're always wearing clean clothes and while sometimes one will have bad hair, they always look clean and well-cared for. How chaotic can it really be? There's also a story about how Brett Ratner, back when he was the producer of the Oscars, was trying to convince both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston to present awards at the ceremony, perhaps even do it together, which is just a tabloid pipe dream. I think Aniston will definitely be presenting this year, because Brad will probably be nominated and she rarely misses an opportunity. But I doubt Brad or Angie will present, just because they don't seem to do that anymore. Last Brangelina story: both the Enquirer and In Touch Weekly claim that Brad found himself attracted to a little known costar in World War Z. The chick's name is Katia Bokor, and she has a Twitter page and a few credits to her name. She looks… um… she's not bad-looking. But Brad wouldn't with her, I don't think. Besides, I'm pretty sure that if he was going to cheat on Angie, it would have been with his little assistant chick, right?
[From Gossip Cop] Yeah… meh. It's not that I don't think Brad is capable of screwing around. I just give him credit for some aesthetic taste. Besides, it just seems funny that tabloids are still running "OMG THEY'RE FIGHTING ALL THE TIME" stories when it really seems like they've been making such a big effort to disengage from the spotlight more and more and live a quietly life with their kids.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Reuters. |
| Ewan McGregor, Christopher Meloni or Colin Farrell: who would you rather? Posted: 11 Nov 2011 08:10 AM PST
I actually do miss Hot Guy Fridays. I don't miss the work and the time it took to do them all of the time, but I miss having a few hours each week dedicated to looking at photos of hot dudes. We're going to be doing a very special Hot Guy Friday for Thanksgiving (Thanksgiving Dong?) too. Mark your calenders! Anyway, I was just looking at these photos of Ewan McGregor and wishing I had something more to say about him besides "Damn, he's hot. I love him." So I decided to piece together some random photos of some hot guys that came in this week for a little mini Hot Guy Friday. Here's Ewan looking like he wants to spank you (and you'll like it too, bitch). If you couldn’t tell, Ewan is my pick for “Who Would You Rather?”
Here's Colin Farrell on the set of Seven Psychopaths. I like his hair these days, and he looks very fit and sexy. I'll always have a soft spot for dirty Irishmen, though. You don't have to cosign.
And here's Christopher Meloni earlier this week, doing a photo op for the Empire State Building. I'm not a fan of his scruff, but I adore him so much.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame. |
| Duchess Kate will be without William for six weeks next year Posted: 11 Nov 2011 07:45 AM PST
Last night, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge did a charity event for the National Memorial Arboretum Appeal, which is raising money for the Arboretum which honors fallen soldiers. The event took place at St. James Palace, the residence of the Prince of Wales. Kate wore this Jenny Packham dress that some people are trying to say is "baggy" because they want her to be pregnant. Now, she might be preggo, that I don't know. What I do know is that she's just as thin as ever, so if she is knocked up, she's still in the early stages and she isn't showing right now. You can see more photos here, at the Mail. One of the reasons I'm doubting Kate's alleged pregnancy? It was just announced that Will is going to be doing a six-week posting in the Falkland Islands next year, beginning in January. Will and Kate will be separated for weeks and weeks! Whatever will she do? Oh, right. She'll WAIT for him. Like she did for nine years. William is "joining a crew of three other RAF personnel as part of his training and advancement as a Search and Rescue pilot…All RAF Search and Rescue pilots routinely deploy to the Falkland Islands, on a rolling basis, as part of their training and career development." God, William certainly needs a lot of training for a job he's going to quit in a year or so? Am I the only one bothered by that? It costs a lot of money to train a soldier/pilot that extensively, and it's not even going to be his career in two years' time. That bugs. That money would be better spent as an investment in someone who is going to make it a career. Meanwhile, in other Middleton Mania news, the British tabloids are reporting that Pippa and Alex Loudon are totally done for good now. I don't feel like recapping the whole sordid history of their relationship, so here are the basics: Pippa and Alex were dating for a few years before Kate and Will's wedding. After the wedding, Pippa became her own commodity, and she dumped Alex and looked for an upgrade. She set her sights on the future Duke of A source tells The Sun: "Pippa tried to get over the split by spending last weekend with Wills and Kate at Balmoral. She and Alex split briefly in the summer — but this time it’s over. They are barely speaking. It was said after the wedding that Alex was jealous of Pippa flirting with Prince Harry. But the truth is she and Harry are just mates." They also say that Alex couldn't deal with Pippa's "sex symbol" status. Her? Really? It's kind of cute that Pippa wants to be a duchess now too.
Photos courtesy of Fame, Pacific Coast News, St. James Palace. |
| Bradley Cooper handed out thousands of dollars worth of coats to the homeless Posted: 11 Nov 2011 07:24 AM PST
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, November 21, 2011] Ok, I was buying this story until they added the detail that Cooper gave a guy the jacket off his back and that it was given to him by De Niro! That’s a little much. Still, if Cooper’s dad used to take him to homeless shelters I could see him going to his hometown, remembering what his dad taught him and wanting to help. Cooper’s dad passed away earlier this year and he started wearing his dad’s wedding ring as a remembrance to him. The guy may have a soft heart underneath that confusing GQ exterior. Plus, this was in The Enquirer, not in one of the publicist approved magazines like People or US. After reading this nice story, I almost forgot that Cooper is fake-dating J.Lo!
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| Brandi Glanville: “Single moms need to date and have fun, too!” Posted: 11 Nov 2011 06:58 AM PST
Since you people seem to love news about Brandi Glanville, I thought I would share this little blurb, courtesy of In Touch Weekly, where Brandi has been known to give exclusives. Basically, ITW paints a portrait of a beautiful woman in her 30s who is having a great time, dating around and boning whoever she wants. Brandi's "dating" history the past few months has been a little sketchy - sketchy because we hear about it so much and because (just my opinion) Brandi is the one leaking stories about herself, hoping to generate some interest. Like, she had a makeout session with Gerard Butler, King of the Low-Hanging Fruit. Then Brandi pretty much hired a young model to look like her "date" at the pumpkin patch. Now she wants us to know that she's single and mingling like crazy:
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Do I believe that single moms need to date and have fun? Sure. Do I wish Brandi well in her Dong Journeys? Of course. But I kind of wish she wouldn't put herself out there like this, like she's competing with LeAnn and Eddie for "who can look like they're having a better, sexier time." I swear, this is like the trashy, C-list version of the unholy triangle, with Brandi cast in the Aniston role, always trying to prove that she's so sexy. The only difference is that Brandi actually is prettier and sexier than LeAnn, who is like a wet, squinty, bony noodle. With bolt-ons that point east and west. You know what I'm saying? Brandi shouldn't try so hard.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Kate Gosselin got a ‘mediocre’ job as a coupon blogger, how long will she last? Posted: 11 Nov 2011 06:34 AM PST
[From E! Online] Well at least she got a job and it’s not on TV and she’s not pimping out her kids, for now. I clip coupons. I don’t go crazy with it and I try to only use them when it’s something I already buy and the coupon makes the item cheaper than the store brand. For brands I’m loyal to, like haircare products and some makeup, you can save quite a bit with coupons and that makes it worth it. If you’re spending hours tracking down the best bargains it kind of defeats the purpose. Also, if you ever buy anything online just search on the name of the site you’re buying on plus the word “coupons.” I pretty much do that before I buy anything. Oh and since it’s Veteran’s Day I just learned that you can donate expired coupons to military families since they can use them on military bases for six months after they expire. That’s nice! Getting back to Kate Gosselin, I’m sure she’ll soon alienate just about everyone she works with. Remember how fed up her dance partner, Tony Dovoloni, was with her on Dancing With The Stars? It was pretty clear from his statements after working with her that he basically couldn’t stand her. This is a last ditch effort for Kate after she was tried to pitch shows to multiple networks and failed. It’s still not “mediocre” enough for my taste though. That would involve Kate doing dirty, smelly manual labor. Here’s a link to a video of Kate “working.” She tries to sound like she actually knows what she’s talking about and fails. They show her working at an actual desk with other people around. She looks like she’s trying so hard not to yell at a woman who tries to give her instructions.
photos credit: CouponCabin via Radar Online |
| Demi Lovato’s provocative gown at the Latin Grammys: too mature and low-cut? Posted: 11 Nov 2011 06:08 AM PST
Last night, the Latin Grammys were held. It didn't look like that amazing of an event, and fashion-wise, it was super-boring. There were some good "gets" but they didn't really bring it sartorially. The biggest "whoa" of the evening was probably Demi Lovato in this super-low-cut dress. She's 19 years old, and this feels so wrong, right? It's too much. Or too little, however you want to say it. Too exposed, too much flesh, too much boobage. Gross. I don't even like her newly red hair either. Go dark and cover up, Demi!
And like the shark in Jaws, Wilmer Valderrama lurks behind Demi, in her wake, waiting to feed on his young prey. I loathe him so much. He has date-rape face.
Shakira was there! Her dress is so pageanty and boring. Her hair was bad too.
Here's Sofia Vergara in Reem Acra - the dress is lovely, albeit a bit boring on her. Still, the woman is gorgeous and THAT BODY. Insane. Fun fact: she's wearing jewelry from her own "K-Mart fine jewelry collection". Nice.
Zoe Saldana in green Elie Saab. This is really gorgeous on her - note this is the same shade of green as Gwyneth Paltrow wore last night too, but on Zoe, it's stunning. Plus, the cut of the dress is amazing. This is maybe my favorite thing she's ever worn.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Nicole Brown Simpson’s sister: Kris Jenner is lying, profiting off my sister’s death Posted: 11 Nov 2011 05:40 AM PST
[From The National Enquirer, print and online editions] I’m glad someone thought to ask the Brown family what they thought of Kris Jenner’s ridiculous claims. The woman is lying through her teeth, and her ex husband was one of O.J.’s high paid defense lawyers. She writes that she never thought O.J. was innocent and that was suspicious of his actions following the murder. So why didn’t she confront her ex husband about it? I’m sure she made up a bunch of excuses and lies about that too. Kris also revealed that she cheated on her then-husband, Robert Kardashian, with a “producer named Ryan” when she was 30. (Not this Ryan, he would have been 11 at the time.) That was in 1985, and Kris filed for divorce from Robert in 1990. She wrote that “I don't know why I was having a mid-life crisis at 30, but I was. His name was Ryan, and he was a producer. We had wild sex everywhere, all the time.” TMI from Kris, but that’s what she’s known for. That and bending the truth to promote herself and make money.
These photos of Denise Brown are from 2007. Kris is shown this year making an ass of herself as usual. Credit: WENN.com |
| Linnocent sees herself as a Hollywood player, still believes she’ll win an Oscar Posted: 11 Nov 2011 05:35 AM PST
This time last week, we were hearing about Linnocent and how she crashed her way into the post-premiere party for J. Edgar. According to Page Six's report, Linnocent name-dropped everyone she ever thought of smoking crack with to get in the door, and once inside the party, she began acting "aggressive and random" and tried to get an audience with either Clint Eastwood or Leonardo DiCaprio. This week, The Enquirer has even more details about Linnocent's party-crashing, and some new information on just how delusional The Cracken really is: she still believes she's going to win an Oscar someday. Dumb Cracken.
[From The Enquirer, print edition] Is it sad or funny? I choose to think it's funny, just because I can't find any sympathy or pity for Linnocent at this point - I save my sympathy for her past and future victims, and for Ali Lohan. The Cracken is a dumbass, she's violent, she's aggressive and she's willfully delusional. Sure, her parents had something to do with it - but she's an adult now, and has been for years. We're past the point where she's just a mixed up young woman who just needs to get on the right track. This is who she is - an arrogant crackhead who forces her way into parties and tries to cozy up to Clint Eastwood, for God's sake. Oh, and Linnocent's lawsuit against Pitbull took a turn for the worse this week - Pitbull's lawyers filed paperwork slamming Linnocent as a resident of California, which I guess means that her lawsuit - filed in New York - has no standing and needs to go federal. Linnocent messing with the feds? Ruh-roh!
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
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