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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.7.11
- Conrad Murray Guilty Of Involuntarily Manslaughter In Michael Jackson Case
- Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Spread Might Not Be Good Enough For Hugh Hefner
- Matthew Fox Suing Woman He Allegedly Punched In The Vagina
- Here’s Where I Start Saying Katy Perry’s Pregnant
- Lindsay Lohan Costing California Taxpayers Millions
- Hello, Reese Witherspoon and Other News
- Coco’s In A Bikini
- Justin Bieber Taking DNA Test, Suing Mariah Yeater Into Next Week
- Kim Kardashian Is Seriously Going To Pretend To Fix Her Marriage Now
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.7.11 Posted: 07 Nov 2011 02:53 PM PST View the Gallery / 29 Photos » So Justin Bieber can conjure cheeseburgers now. That’s how I’m gonna interpret this. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Kevin Connolly after joining that pedophile cabal Corey Feldman was talking about, Katie Holmes‘ fail-safe kicking in as she attempts to read or write words and, of Read More ... |
| Conrad Murray Guilty Of Involuntarily Manslaughter In Michael Jackson Case Posted: 07 Nov 2011 01:52 PM PST View the Gallery / 15 Photos » He still had so many lives to touch. Mostly little ones. With penises. Dr. Conrad Murray has just been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson to the applause of his fans, according to CNN: Murray had no expression as the verdict was read. Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Spread Might Not Be Good Enough For Hugh Hefner Posted: 07 Nov 2011 12:48 PM PST View the Gallery / 16 Photos » But she’s so.. handsome. Thanks to being virtually unemployable, Lindsay Lohan agreed to a full-frontal spread in Playboy which has already gone through a reshoot after Hugh Hefner wasn’t pleased with the first batch. And apparently this new batch might not even make the cut, according to RadarOnline: Read More ... |
| Matthew Fox Suing Woman He Allegedly Punched In The Vagina Posted: 07 Nov 2011 11:41 AM PST  “Alright, Island, I punched all those baby-makers like you said. Now gimme one of those kid-brides Horace got.” Back in August, an epically shit-hammered Matthew Fox allegedly tried to crash a party bus only to find himself stuck in one of those classic jams where an uppercut to the ham wallet is the only way Read More ... |
| Here’s Where I Start Saying Katy Perry’s Pregnant Posted: 07 Nov 2011 10:44 AM PST  View the Gallery / 24 Photos » I’ve accused accurately predicted with precision gynecological skills celebrities of being pregnant with way less of a protruding stomach – I’m pretty sure Selena Gomez‘s is concave. – so I have absolutely no qualms about saying Russell Brand booted a heroin-baby into Katy Perry. Why else would she Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Costing California Taxpayers Millions Posted: 07 Nov 2011 09:53 AM PST View the Gallery / 6 Photos » Hookin' How Lindsay Gets Into Parties Read More » Seen here crashing, then being entirely ignored at Leonardo DiCaprio‘s premiere party for J. Edgar, Lindsay Lohan served her 30-day jail sentence in four hours last night – No, really. And she has the balls to call it “scary.” Read More ... |
| Hello, Reese Witherspoon and Other News Posted: 07 Nov 2011 09:07 AM PST View the Gallery / 15 Photos » Posted by Photo Boy - This guy forgot Hayden Panettiere only likes penises with giants on the end of them. - Dr. Drew will find out what Courtney Stodden‘s breasts are made of. I’m going with crushed dreams held together by years of abuse. - Read More ... |
| Posted: 07 Nov 2011 07:40 AM PST  View the Gallery / 40 Photos » Here’s Coco posing for a photo shoot in Miami over the weekend, except I’m not sure “posing” is the right word here. More like here’s Coco crushing the entire goddamn sea into submission then sexing all over its carcass. Let’s go with that. Photos: Splash News View the Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Taking DNA Test, Suing Mariah Yeater Into Next Week Posted: 07 Nov 2011 07:00 AM PST  View the Gallery / 8 Photos » Remember This Insanity? The Nude Justin & Selena Statue Read More » With Mariah Yeater‘s entire paternity suit falling apart at the seams barely two days after going public, Justin Bieber (Seen above with Selena Gomez who, despite reports, did not dump him even though the 30 seconds Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Is Seriously Going To Pretend To Fix Her Marriage Now Posted: 07 Nov 2011 06:13 AM PST  After an entire week of backlash from divorcing Kris Humphries and essentially revealing their marriage as the massive scam it was designed to be from the start, Kim Kardashian flew to Minnesota over the weekend to pretend she actually has genuine emotions and isn’t a soulless whore-machine hell-bent on whore-mongering. RadarOnline reports: Pastor Joel Johnson, Read More ... |
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