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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.5.12
- Julianne Hough Wears A Bikini, Ryan Seacrest Seeks Cover From Her Girl Parts
- Maria Shriver & Arnold Schwarzenegger Aren’t Getting Back Together
- ‘Teen Mom’ Leah Is Pregnant Again
- Kanye West Is Steve Jobs Now
- Daniel Craig Finally Brought His Wife to a Premiere and Other News
- Jessica Simpson Thinks She Can Look Like This
- Casey Anthony’s Making Video Diaries Now
- Bradley Cooper Might Be Lex Luthor
- Holy Sh*t, LeAnn Rimes Is Eating
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.5.12 Posted: 05 Jan 2012 02:15 PM PST        And this is why Maxim is just about out of business. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Doublemint’s new flavor, Wintwhoregreen. We’ve also got Jennifer Love Hewitt pointing out an ass that could hold just one, maybe two engagement rings at the most, HA! As well as the look on Read More ... |
| Julianne Hough Wears A Bikini, Ryan Seacrest Seeks Cover From Her Girl Parts Posted: 05 Jan 2012 01:15 PM PST        Apparently Ryan Seacrest‘s first encounter with Julianne Hough‘s bikini-clad breasts left him feeling “icky,” if not full-blown “ohmahgah,” because here’s the two of them in St. Bart’s on Tuesday where Julianne went swimming in a bikini while Ryan safely hid hundreds of yards away on a boat waiting for her to “cover that shit up Read More ... |
| Maria Shriver & Arnold Schwarzenegger Aren’t Getting Back Together Posted: 05 Jan 2012 12:45 PM PST        Along with rumors a reconciliation was in the works, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver both were spotted wearing what appeared to be their wedding rings over the holiday weekend, leading many to believe it was only a matter of time until her partially wet Predator tongs received his wayward Austrian baby dispenser in the grope Read More ... |
| ‘Teen Mom’ Leah Is Pregnant Again Posted: 05 Jan 2012 11:29 AM PST        Teen Mom star Leah Messer just got divorced in April from Corey Simms, the father of her twin daughters, after he cheated on her, so of course, she’s already knocked up again and engaged to another dude. Oh, and did I mention she’s only 19? Because she’s only 19. E! News reports: A source has Read More ... |
| Posted: 05 Jan 2012 10:29 AM PST        “What kinda shit can I put a fruit on? Think, Kanye, think…” This is going to surprise a lot of people, but Kanye West spent two hours on Twitter last night ranting about how his mom used to take him shopping for furs as a kid, so that’s why he has to pick up the Read More ... |
| Daniel Craig Finally Brought His Wife to a Premiere and Other News Posted: 05 Jan 2012 09:35 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Somewhere, Courtney Stodden is screaming at her manager for not thinking of this first. - This burglar should start buying lottery tickets. All of them. - Remember how well abstaining from sex worked for Catholic priests? They’d like all gays to do that now. No, really. - Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson Thinks She Can Look Like This Posted: 05 Jan 2012 09:30 AM PST        When bikini photos of Jessica Alba hit the Internet Tuesday, Jessica Simpson cleared the pie off her iPad and immediately tweeted the first thought that entered her head which miraculously wasn’t “I’d eat ham ice cream.” New goal: look like @jessicaalba after baby. Job well done lady! Jessica Alba later responded and, to her credit, Read More ... |
| Casey Anthony’s Making Video Diaries Now Posted: 05 Jan 2012 08:02 AM PST  A “video diary” circulating the Internet this morning has been confirmed by TODAY as Casey Anthony and was reportedly filmed in October. The current theory is that someone else posted the video, but the fact that Casey even made one in the first place shows how fucking retarded she is, so let’s not rule out Read More ... |
| Bradley Cooper Might Be Lex Luthor Posted: 05 Jan 2012 07:17 AM PST        Keep in mind prior rumors for this movie included Lindsay Lohan actually being hired as an actress, so there’s literally no lengths these things won’t go to. That said, Bradley Cooper is reportedly in talks to make a cameo as Lex Luthor in Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel because apparently Christopher Meloni (the last rumored Read More ... |
| Holy Sh*t, LeAnn Rimes Is Eating Posted: 05 Jan 2012 06:45 AM PST        Normally on this site, LeAnn Rimes wearing a bikini would be the big lead, except she apparently lives in them now, so let’s focus on the truly astonishing event happening before our eyes. Namely LeAnn Rimes placing food into her mouth, chewing and unless she’s a goddamn purging ninja with that drink menu, swallowing. I’m Read More ... |
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