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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.6.11
- Johnny Depp Might Be Single
- Grainy Shots of Shakira’s Bikini Riding Up Her Butt
- Justin Bieber Got Another Jesus Tattoo
- Sienna Miller is Pregnant. Suck It, Jude Law!
- You’ll Never Guess What LeAnn Rimes Is Wearing and Other News
- David O. Russell Fondled His Transgender Niece’s Breasts, Claims It Was Consensual
- Katy Perry’s Divorce Was Just God’s Way Of Helping Her Parents’ Ministry
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.6.11 Posted: 06 Jan 2012 11:30 AM PST        “I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. (Do I take off my shoes now?)” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Ewan McGregor said Salma Hayek‘s breasts weren’t the best in the world, Hot Donna, Gerard Butler still dying and I think I actually see Read More ... |
| Posted: 06 Jan 2012 10:30 AM PST        Possibly because banging Willem Dafoe gets boring after a while – To the 1% anyway, amirite, occupiers? – Johnny Depp is reportedly breaking things off with long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis and talking to lawyers about how much of his Pirates of the Caribbean booty (Kill me. Please kill me.) she’s going to make off with Read More ... |
| Grainy Shots of Shakira’s Bikini Riding Up Her Butt Posted: 06 Jan 2012 10:00 AM PST        In this business, sometimes you have to know when to step out of the way and let the wedgies do the work. This is one of those times. Photos: Bauer-GriffinRead More ... |
| Justin Bieber Got Another Jesus Tattoo Posted: 06 Jan 2012 09:00 AM PST        “Oh, shit, am I below camo shorts? Pssh. 2007 called, Justin.” Because tattooing Jesus’ name in Hebrew on his rib cage apparently wasn’t enough, Justin Bieber now has the face of everyone’s favorite socialist hippie/ironic mascot of modern conservatism tattooed on his calf. Because if there’s one thing Jesus’ eyes should see as they turn Read More ... |
| Sienna Miller is Pregnant. Suck It, Jude Law! Posted: 06 Jan 2012 08:15 AM PST        After two attempts to have a relationship with Jude Law blew up in her face thanks to his insatiable love for banging his children’s nannies – Or “Schwarzenegger Syndrome” for those of you in the medical field. – Sienna Miller has finally exacted her revenge by letting some hipster (Tom Sturridge? Sounds made up.) ejaculate Read More ... |
| You’ll Never Guess What LeAnn Rimes Is Wearing and Other News Posted: 06 Jan 2012 07:37 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - These gifs go out to Katy Perry‘s parents. Hallelujah! - And with that in mind, here’s The Christian Version Of Nicki Minaj’s "Super Bass". - Jeremy Renner‘s life is totally like The Hangover 2, dude. Fuckin’ crazy, man! - Poor Thang: Charlize Theron Got Cobwebs On That Read More ... |
| David O. Russell Fondled His Transgender Niece’s Breasts, Claims It Was Consensual Posted: 06 Jan 2012 06:26 AM PST  Seen here doing a remarkable job pretending Mark Wahlberg‘s lack of prosthetic breasts doesn’t bring him unspeakable sadness, The Fighter director David O. Russell is apparently under investigation for fondling his 19-year-old transgender niece’s breasts even though he claims she told him to which, let’s agree, makes this sound not-at-all fucked-up. TMZ reports: The Broward Read More ... |
| Katy Perry’s Divorce Was Just God’s Way Of Helping Her Parents’ Ministry Posted: 06 Jan 2012 05:52 AM PST        Katy Perry‘s parents have demonstrated in the past that they have absolutely zero qualms about milking her heathen breasts to do the Lord’s work, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that they’ve already glommed onto her divorce from Russell Brand to fill pews. Via The Daily Mail: Mary, 63, preached to the Church Read More ... |
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